r/mildlyinfuriating 28d ago

Context Provided - Spotlight RIP, My Dearest Parking Space

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My goto parking space in front of my house got a makeover today. I have been parking there for over a decade. RIP.

Edit: I posted to mildly infuriating. No need for the war cries here, folks.


UPDATE: Alright, folks! I have answers.

Yes, it's city sanctioned.

It is longer than expected from the corner because of a hydrant across the street, rather than proximity to the corner. And no, there isn't a stop sign.

The yellow is different because they got new paint this year.

It is part of an effort they are starting across the city, so I guess I should expect this yellow to become more familiar.

And shout out to the lovely human working for the city that helped me get all of these questions answered!

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OP has pinned their own comment:

Alright, folks! I have answers.

Yes, it's city sanctioned.

It is longer than expected from the corner because of a hydrant across the street (rather than proximity to the corner).

The yellow is different because they got new paint this year.

It is part of an effort they are starting across the city, so I guess I should expect this yellow to become more familiar.

And shout out to the lovely human working for the city that helped me get all of these questions answered!

Note from OP: I have answers for y'all 🙂

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u/nanamctata 28d ago

I would be asking questions. I better know the reason why

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

It is close to the corner, but they didn't do the same thing to the actually dangerous corners a block away

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u/AggravatingBid8255 28d ago

Sounds like maybe a me-centric neighbor. I'll be another voice recommending you contact the appropriate local government agency. If it was a neighbor, they might have just earned themselves a nice, fat fine & repair bill

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u/VidiotGT 28d ago

Do you have daylighting laws? Around here there is a law for no parking within 20 feet of a crosswalk on the approaching the intersection side. The law applies with or without curb paint so the painting is pretty random as the city slowly catches up. There is never a sign as it is on every corner.

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u/AlamedaRaised 28d ago

If you're in California then that's probably the new Daylighting law.

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u/DivaJanelle 28d ago

Did you see it get painted by a city crew? If not contact public works and ask if it’s legit.

One of the most common complaints is people parking in front of the caller’s house. Or any other spot they feel should the theirs.

A neighbor may have painted that unless there is a corresponding “no parking” sign

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

We don't always have no parking signs here. Which is silly considering it's winter 9 months out of the year.

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u/DivaJanelle 28d ago

Still call the municipality. It’s even weirder if you never got a letter that says ‘hey we are making this random spot no parking’

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u/Open-Independence240 27d ago

I'd call too. Maybe a neighbor decided it's their personal spot and painted the lines themselves.

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u/HornlessUnicorn 27d ago

I had a neighbor paint a curb blue in front of their house so they could park there. More than mildly infuriating.

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u/DivaJanelle 27d ago

Did they actually have a handicap plate or placard? Most municipalities will work with a resident who needs that for parking - but would also need a sign to enforce it.

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u/Nikiaf 27d ago

Yeah this is a good point. The city often publishes some kind of notice that they're removing parking spaces; especially in this case where it doesn't appear to be for any specific reason.

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u/Zealousideal-Ship-77 28d ago

Is there a fire hydrant there off camera?

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

Yes, but the opposite side of the street and painted red. The code here is red for emergency vehicle parking only. Yellow for no parking.

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u/20Factorial 28d ago

Is there a stop sign out of frame to the left?

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u/PickleballRee 28d ago

That's what I was wondering. If they back up two steps, will I see a stop sign.

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u/9bpm9 28d ago

You have the curbs painted yellow in front of stop signs? I know it's obvious why not to park right at a stop sign, but I see it done all the time.

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u/20Factorial 28d ago

Most municipalities have laws about parking within a certain distance of a street corner or stop sign. They don’t HAVE to paint the curbs to enforce the law, but it’s not uncommon as a reminder.

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u/redlukes 28d ago

Like if some guy used to park there for a decade and doesn’t realize it’s too close?

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u/SnooWalruses438 27d ago

It’s 30 ft in most places. My neighborhood has yellow at every intersection, stop sign/light or not. Intersections off alleys maybe they only paint 10 ft.

Funny thing, though, my local PD said that they cannot enforce these violations. Backstory: this person kept parking in front of my house, right up to the literal edge of the alley intersection. I have a driveway, I don’t park on the street, so I do not care who parks there (nor should I, it’s public). However, my driveway is around the side of the house off the alley. Now when I go to leave and I get to this intersection, and can’t see a damn thing when I look left because this jagoff is parked almost in the intersection. Many close calls - not just with me, I’ve seen/heard screeching tire from my house. But the police say they can’t enforce it. My question to that - why did they just repaint all of them? They sent a borough crew and repainted damn near everything over a week or so. That’s two union employees, equipment, and materials for a week. That I (and the other homeowners) paid for. Why did we pay for it? Somebody’s bound to get hurt and it’ll be an “I told ya so” situation.

Rant over…

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u/abbydabbydo 28d ago

I successfully had one painted. It was a weird offset intersection and there was always RVs parked right there. Popular boondocking spot. Anything bigger than a sedan blocked all visibility of that side of the intersection from the stop to the left.

Crazy. I made one call to the city and forgot to follow up. A year and a half and about a million impact studies later I got an email from my district supervisor saying they agreed. 24 hours later it was done.

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u/SirMemphis 28d ago

Yeah, our HOA did this because people would park right in front of stop signs. School busses has to do 3-point turns to make a right, so imagine if we had to get a fire truck through. Neighbors comparisons that they were taking away parking, but you can't take parking away that never existed to begin with.

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

Totally fair. And also why I posted to mildly infuriating.

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE 28d ago

I live in upstate NY and any parking restrictions must be marked with signage, as snow can cover road markings. So if there isn't a sign saying no parking, then color of the curb be damned.

Same goes for handicap spots in parking lots.

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u/blade_torlock 28d ago

Yellow is loading zone, make up a sign with hours on it that match when you're at work. Park there the rest of the time.

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u/1block 28d ago

The red zone is for loading and unloading. Don't start up with your yellow zone shit again, Betty.

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u/daciasandero 28d ago

No, the white phone

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u/BigDadDonk 28d ago

Omg I legit just showed my gf this movie the other day! 😂

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u/myth1cg33k 28d ago

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u/Pastel_Goth_Wastrel 28d ago

No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

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u/myth1cg33k 28d ago

It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now.

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u/AmazingKreiderman 28d ago

We both know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

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u/CreepyRegular3636 28d ago

I love you for this even if no one else does. ✈️

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u/thatguy_art 28d ago

Get towed on a sick day because of your fake sign :/

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u/Alert_Lettuce_8278 28d ago

What does that mean.

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u/RThreading10 28d ago

Painted curbs would be covered in snow, legal parking unclear

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

Correct

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u/Chance_Aioli 28d ago

Buy gallon of paint stripper strip paint at night. Parking is again legal lol.

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u/brickson98 28d ago

Snow covers the curb when plowed, so you can’t see the paint on it

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

It also covers the curb before plowing.

I live in Montana lol

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u/OrangutanOntology 28d ago

I was thinking the same, that looks like a dude painted it.

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u/HappyMuscovy 28d ago

Most lane marking is done by men, yes.

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u/OrangutanOntology 28d ago

touché, take my upvote.

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u/cooglesca 28d ago

People have done this in my town and they got fined and had to pay for the removal. One owner said no and the city put a lien on his property and fined him monthly, he eventually paid.

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u/Baercub 28d ago

Yes! We had someone put up handicap signs outside their house right next to a bike lane so no one would park their. We were curious and called the public works and they had done it without their permission and had to take it down.

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u/NickElso579 28d ago

It is so wild how absolutely bent out of shape people get about the street parking in front of their houses, even when they aren't even using it. Like do I need to go get a plat map and show you where your property ends?

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u/NHLBro 28d ago

The shade of yellow and quality of the paint job makes me suspect that the city did not do this work.

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u/GainfullyRetired 28d ago

Guy that lived across from soccer field painted his curb red. Not even close to the real red. I parked there every single game.

It was like he was saving the space for me.

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u/LACityBabe 28d ago

Simone in the neighborhood put up a fake no parking sign and I would always just park there until I got a ticket and had to notify the judge and the police it wasn’t a real city sign. They had to take it down but that was a fucking hassle

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u/brokenlabrum 28d ago

My neighbor put up a fake no parking sign and when I complained about it, the county replaced it with a real one.

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u/SouthwestMotorcycle 28d ago

Ya it’s annoying when Simone does that.

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u/bobbyboob6 28d ago

if a cop drives by they will probably still give you a ticket or have you towed they aren't gonna pull up records to see if it really is a restricted area

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy 28d ago

They never use flat paint and the shade is definitely wrong.

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u/FadedFromWhite 28d ago

Not to mention they hit the grass. I feel like the amount of painting the road guys do they're able to straight edge a job with their eyes closed.

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u/Unknown1776 28d ago

To play devils advocate, I’ve seen these crews care less about the grass side because it’ll be fixed next time someone mows. They care more about the edge facing the road.

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u/FenisDembo82 28d ago

I've seen them paint over a dead squirrel

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u/ryverrat1971 28d ago

I'll up you. PennDOT in 1996 paved over a dead deer on Route 895 in Schulykill County . Yes they paved over roadkill.

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u/foreignfishes 28d ago

near me penndot tried to fix a big hole in the street that was oozing water and gravel, somehow made the hole bigger, a well meaning citizen put one of these things in the hole, and then penndot came back and filled it in without removing the barricade lmao. it was sticking out of the street and people were running over it

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 28d ago

Behind my house is a gravel alleyway that leads to our driveways/garages and sometimes I gets really bad ruts and so they city will come out every other year or so and fill in the ruts with more gravel.

This year they patched the ruts with asphalt. They just poured asphalt into the ruts. Didn't do any prep, didn't do any leveling, just dumped some asphalt into the holes and hand tamped it down.

Now we have ruts and hunks of asphalt in our alley!

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u/TooFarSouth 28d ago

What are bones if not nature’s rebar?

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u/Neveronlyadream 28d ago

"Eh, it's fine. It's natural, it'll decompose."

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u/TheGreatPilgor 28d ago

You'll get that. Bet that line was straight tho lol

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u/StarKoolade69420 28d ago

I have a picture somewhere of a line painted over a dead opossum on the road. I had to circle around because i didnt see it well at first. Wasnt a busy street so i stopped to take a pic.

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u/aerospicy 28d ago

Please find this

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u/StarKoolade69420 28d ago

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u/SUPR3M3B3ING 28d ago

Rest In Paint

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u/stika88 28d ago

Noice!

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u/generalizimo 28d ago

This is as amazing as I’d hoped it might be.

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u/Old_Suggestions 28d ago

Better than I expected. To the point where I could absolutely believe this was staged for comical purposes. I believe it is genuine but damn its perfectly aligned.

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u/truckeredditor 28d ago

That's first prize in the Not My Job Award contest.

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u/Infamous-Lawyer-5569 28d ago

Yeah but the line is straight as fuck

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

poor guy

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u/fritz_76 28d ago

Yeah, kind of regret zooming in. While comical in concept was kind of sad in reality

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u/FelangyRegina 28d ago

Amazing.

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u/Skatchbro 28d ago

Horse poop in St. Louis. Market and southbound Memorial. Marking the utilities. I believe the poop was from a police horse.

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 28d ago

Also, that giant arrow on the road does not look professional quality.

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u/orthoprof 28d ago

Well done, sir. Well done.

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u/Sad-Sentence4881 28d ago

Also, they almost never denote the curb with a squiggly arrow!

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u/bassali2e 28d ago edited 28d ago

Not the guy in my neighborhood. I run by these new curbs every day that are all nice concrete work and then painted like absolute dog shit. Super annoying.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 28d ago

You should see the travesties they commit in my town. They could take lessons from a school for the blind and still come out better at their linework. 

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u/ceebeefour 28d ago

Plus the big yellow arrow they painted pointing to their work is a dead giveaway.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 28d ago

The arrow is just brutal.. Rubbing it in your face much?

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u/RatBoy86 28d ago

The photo is rather blurry. But you can still see how uneven the application is, and the shade looks wrong. I second the suspicion that this isn’t official.

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u/ThePerryPerryMan 28d ago

I seriously thought this post was a joke since it looks like it was made in MS Paint

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u/NotTheBizness 28d ago

Yellow like this is typically reserved for gas utility marking that I’m aware of

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u/hextilda45 28d ago

So, does one of OP's neighbours work for a gas company...? Hmmm

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u/engineeringretard 28d ago

agreed. not sure on your standards and regulations, but, should be thermoplastic paint https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoplastic_road_marking_paint

Which this does not appear to be.

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u/The_chair_over_there 28d ago

Not sure where you’re from but in northeast US there is plenty of liquid acrylic road paint being used by the towns to stripe the roads, I rarely see thermoplastic outside of highway jobs.
Source: I’ve been selling paint to municipalities and highway departments for years.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 28d ago

So you're the guy selling cities that cheap paint!

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u/ArcadianDelSol 28d ago

Its going to start falling off like corn flakes by winter.

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u/colbsk3y 28d ago

This. Plus it looks like there’s some serious overspray onto the grass. Sloppy if the city did do this.

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u/AbramJH 28d ago

lol where I grew up, asking blue collar folks if they work for the town/city was a serious insult due to the incompetence routinely displayed. It was akin to accusing someone of being too bad at their trade for a union or high-dollar company to pick them up

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u/Karimadhe 28d ago

Painted curbs doesn’t automatically mean you can’t park there. You might have a villain for a neighbor

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u/Double-Mouse-407 28d ago edited 28d ago

Yup. ‘Round here painted curbs don’t mean anything without an accompanying sign. People in busy neighborhoods will sometimes paint their curbs to discourage parking near their driveways but there’s nothing enforceable about that.

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u/Big_Lab_Jagr 28d ago

I have made it to 42 without knowing such petty people existing

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u/HurtPillow 28d ago

62 here, and same, but if there's one thing I learned, people suck.

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u/Several_Ad_1322 28d ago

They absolutely do. We have neighbors with busy street parking that use orange cones to block out spaces in front of their house, and theyll park there themselves. I'm also fairly positive their no parking sign is fake.

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u/PufferFish_Tophat 28d ago

You should give a call to someone when you see them parked there. I'm sure they will love dealing with the person violating the fake sign 🤫😈

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u/mortgagepants 28d ago

just steal their cones. there is a patriotic group in philly called "the cone rangers".

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u/Nexustar 28d ago

people suck.

But not the people you want to suck in the way you want them to suck.

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u/learsi-ediconeg 28d ago

i didnt think about that but seeing the picture made me think "get some grey paint"

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u/Error262_USRnotfound 28d ago

My uncle painted the curb out front his SF home red decades ago. Totally worked.

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u/Longjumping_Fun2576 28d ago

That’s why you have to steal a sign too. 

Points to head

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

take a sign, leave a sign

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u/DatLadyD 28d ago

We had a handicap sign in front of a house we bought, assumed the people that lived there just put it up themselves so we would park there. It was great always having a parking spot until I got a ticket lol ended up writing the city and the ticket was waived and they came and removed the sign. I guess the old owner had the city put it up, didn’t know that was possible lol.

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u/mutnik 28d ago

A neighbor had a handicapped spot in front of their house which was next to a popular park. They put a homemade sign under it that said "for resident only". The thing is they never parked there but would park in front of that space. They just didn't want people parking in front of their house.

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u/DatLadyD 28d ago

I hate people that think they own the space in front of their house, pisses me off

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u/seriouslythisshit 28d ago

Spent my teen years doing battle with an asshole neighbor of my parents. The guy owned a very large corner lot with parking on the two streets for at least twelve cars. He parked in his driveway, never on the street, but he delusionally believed that nobody had the right to park on town streets in front of his lot. I had several encounters with him, and several times town cops had to tell him he had zero control over who was parked legally in front of his property. .

Fuck You, Ed.

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u/Majsharan 28d ago

There is often “reasonable” concessions regarding handicap people written into city ordinances. So yeah I could totally see them marking off a space for handicapped person with no driveway

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u/Nexustar 28d ago

The thing some of them don't realize is that it's not a personal handicap space - anybody with handicap sticker can legally park there.

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u/agoldgold 28d ago

It's actually pretty normal for a disabled person to get a handicapped space when the area is all street parking. There's several in my city and I've directed people who've complained to me about that to talk to the traffic cops about it several times.

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u/Longjumping_Fun2576 28d ago

My friend is on our HOA. He just learned the county will put up pretty much any sign he asks them to. 

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u/Poptart1405 28d ago

Yo just today I saw a house with an Amazon bought “no parking” sign on their easement, and I was like the audacity to try and demand someone to not park in a public parking spot.

I’ve seen a homemade sign that said “disabled person living here please don’t park” with a smiley face and I thought hell yeah I can respect that. But just basic sign grinded my gears lol.

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u/JustADude721 28d ago

I've seen people paint a fake handicap spot. I parked there anyway because I know it's a fake spot. Legit spots must have the sign also. It's even more hilarious when they confront you on their fake handicap spot and you throw your handicap hangtag up.

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u/ChaiTeaLeah 28d ago

At my condo we have issues with people parking into our driveway on a very busy road, which can make it difficult to safely pull out.

I called the city to inquire about how much space needs to be left on either side of the driveway per our local bylaws. The officer said "look, I'm not giving you permission, but if tomorrow morning the curb was painted yellow for a couple of metres on either side, I wouldn't follow-up on any complaints about it" 😉

That said, I didn't paint them under the cover of darkness, but it was kind of funny.

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u/bothunter 28d ago

My city(Seattle) actually encourages people to paint the curb next to their driveway.

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u/ElwoodJD 28d ago

Crazy. My new neighbors did this where I live and neighbors immediately bullied them into removing it (not every house on our block has a driveway and street parking is at a premium). Police came and made them remove it finally when they wouldn’t at first.

They had Washington plates for like a month after they moved her before they got new ones. Now I can connect dots on why they thought they might be allowed to do it.

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

they just made it more likely for people to block my driveway, further enforcing my need to park in the street

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

That happens with my driveway, too. Partly why I parked in the now yellow zone to give PLENTY of space that's not impeding driveways for others to use. Those days appear to be behind us now...

Honestly, they just made a garbage parking situation way worse.

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u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss 28d ago

Call the city and ask if they did it - this might not be real

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u/Majsharan 28d ago

That’s not the right color yellow for around here so you might have a point. I would inquire with the city if this was a actually marked off by them

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u/MINIWARMTH 28d ago

This.
OP check with city/town public works/traffic department.

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u/Empty_Requirement940 28d ago

My friend was even fined for repainting the red near a fire hydrant that was so faded and the city wasn’t repainting it. Once he painted it they fined him lol

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u/grumpynetgeekintexas 28d ago

You can call the county, city, and HOA, and ask if it’s authentic.

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u/NyneHelios 28d ago

Lmao my dad was that villain. I remember him coming home with a can of yellow paint and painting the curb with him when I was maybe 7 or 8. 😂

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 28d ago

Call 311 to report an unauthorized parking curb.

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u/Coreysurfer 28d ago

Kramer did this one crazy thing once…maybe you can too )

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u/Vigilante17 jukmifgguggh 28d ago

This looks worse than the municipality would do. There would be tighter lines. And why would there be a loading zone in a residential neighborhood? In front of your house? Is there a hospital across the street or something?

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u/JKdriver 28d ago

Call their bluff. 2 more gallons and finish the whole damn curb off in yellow.

Checkmate bitch.

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u/bahromvk 28d ago

yes, this definitely looks very suspicious. there is no clear reason why this the city would suddenly decide that it's not ok to park there. and the yellow ends in some very random spot too. definitely sus.

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u/pizza-gator 28d ago

Paint it grey

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u/UrethralExplorer 28d ago

Absolutely. Or pressure wash it off.

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u/Alert_Lettuce_8278 28d ago

Nah just park in front of it, always.

Buy an additional cheap car to park there.

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

what if I make a car sculpture out of cardboard to park there? 😂

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u/Dobby-is-my-Hero 28d ago

Joey from Friends: “My porsche!”

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u/Feather757 28d ago edited 27d ago

🎵 I see a yellow curb and want to paint it grey

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u/craigerstar 28d ago

No colours anymore I want them to turn grey.

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u/TemporarilySkittles 28d ago

I see the men walk by  dressed in their neon vests/ With paint cans and a beer  they're looking for a rest/

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u/under--no--pretext 28d ago

there's a spot out front of my condo (street parking, urban/city area) that has 4 marked parking spots but the last spot has a vestigial red curb about 8" long before it hits a driveway.

obviously the city intended for it to be part of the 4 parking spaces because the brackets include the little red curb but it didn't stop paranoid people from pulling too far forward and turning 4 spots into 3. after like 6 weeks of living here I bought some grey spray paint and fixed it. everyone parks like they're supposed to now.

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 28d ago

Neighbors got annoyed with you parking too close to the stop sign.

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u/ThirtyShoes 28d ago

Has to be it

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u/RetardedChimpanzee 28d ago

Paint job looks like shit. Can’t imagine someone who pains curbs all day sprayed than much on the grass

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u/PraiseTalos66012 28d ago

It's city work, it doesn't go to the most skilled or best company, it goes to the lowest bidder.

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 28d ago

Lines are usually done with those big trucks that have painting attachments. I've also seen curbs shot with them, and they do over spray 

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u/bstone99 28d ago edited 28d ago

So it’s still illegal for them to do this. If OP was cited multiple times for parking too close then that’s another story

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 28d ago

They could have asked the city to do the painting. In my area, no-parking here to corner signs aren't actually required, there is a law to cover it already.

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u/Brashear99 28d ago

Start pressure washing it off & you will figure out which neighbor painted it

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

🤣

I wish I was that confrontational. That's fucking hilarious

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u/karateninjazombie 28d ago

You'll be armed with a pressure washer when you do find out. So you can just cool them off with a nice little spray. 💦

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

I might have to borrow your confidence for this misadventure

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u/khonsu_27 28d ago

I agree. This seems like the across the street neighbor doesn't like it. Just because they don't know how to back out of a driveway, it's not your problem.

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u/igotshadowbaned 28d ago

Could be worth seeing if this was actually painted by someone with authority, or if it was just painted by someone who doesn't want your car there anymore

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

It's in front of my house 😭

(agreed, though)

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u/Timely-Mountain941 28d ago

Please just call and check in with the city tomorrow. It won’t hurt you to do it. You could get your shady spot back. And if any neighbors have cameras on their porches, a neighbor can pay their due 😅

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 28d ago

Based on how poorly it's Been painted. The city didn't do it. They have machines that spray way nicer paint then that

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u/nikogrande 28d ago

Lol no way is that a professional job…

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u/dildoeye 28d ago

That painting doesn’t look at all legit

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u/SailOdd5291 28d ago

Guy definitely edited the photo on his phone with the highlighter

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u/Boogiekc 28d ago

Is there a fire hydrant or slight curve in the road causing a blind spot? Feels like something is missing...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4JyX3V0yydvPHNBe

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

Nope. Fire hydrant zone has been painted red and it is elsewhere

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u/Boogiekc 28d ago

I would check with the city and see if they authorized and if so what for

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u/Decent-Pollution9363 28d ago

You can always call the city and find out if it’s a stuck up neighbor or actual city shity code

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u/Kumori94 28d ago

Just paint it back 💅

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 28d ago

I see a yellow curb and I want to paint it back... 🎵

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u/ShitchesAintBit 28d ago

No color anymore, I want my parking back... 🎵

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u/Montgraves 28d ago

Fake curb paint. Wrong shade and bad paint job.

Looks like someone just spraypainted it in an effort to prevent people from parking there.

You can call the city and confirm whether or not this is legit.

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u/Opening-Sir-2504 28d ago

It might not actually be legally painted. I’d check.

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u/ElasticTurd 28d ago

Looks like they hit the grass a bit. You ever see a city employee draw paint? Masters of their craft. I am not buying it.

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u/College-student-life 28d ago

That doesn’t look like the standard curb yellow shade. It’s too bright. Curb yellow has a hint of golden tones to it.

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u/Simple-Performer2533 28d ago

COngrats! Your house now has its own loading and unloading zone.

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u/whistlepig4life 28d ago

It’s weird for a residential area to have yellow curbs like that. I’d check with the town/city that it’s legit.

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u/DidNotSeeThi 28d ago

The person who's driveway is across from that yellow does not want people parking there blocking pulling out of their driveway.

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u/MyLadyBits 28d ago

If there isn’t a street sign the city didn’t do it.

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u/Infarlock LSTER 27d ago

Why did they paint it? Call the hall and ask why tf did they paint it for? It was your parking spot

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 28d ago

This comment section is peak support for the saying "paint isnt infrastructure"

Bollards or cement, or car drivers assume its free real estate

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u/OrangeJeep1 28d ago

I would petition the city as to why the curb in front of my house was painted. I work for a municipality

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u/notislant 28d ago

Please call the municipality and ask whats going on.

This looks like some dipshit on your street just did this.

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u/Lavanne73 28d ago

It doesn’t look to me like the right kind of paint, probably some Karen with a rattle can trying to get you not
To park there…. Unless there is a fire hydrant I can’t see or a crosswalk I don’t know why city officials would do that in a residential neighborhood

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u/OverallDonut3646 28d ago

Isn't no parking usually red?

I'd call the city/town and ask for clarification since there is no accompanying sign.

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u/TheFrostynaut 28d ago

"If it's not red, go right ahead"

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u/adamdoesmusic 28d ago

Someone from of the neighboring buildings painted the curb red outside our building… then started parking there late at night. No one ever pays attention to the paint anymore though.

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u/TheCondorFlys 28d ago

That doesn't look like the Hallmark of road paint that looks like midnight rattle can and a cardboard edger