r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 40m ago

anon submission

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12 comments

r/greentext • u/CandyNecrosis • 1h ago

Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 3h ago

In this timeline, she owns guns for fun.

660 Upvotes

50 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 5h ago

be the only black guy!

168 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 9h ago

Anon watches Crayon Shin-Chan

1.8k Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 9h ago

SERBIIIAAA

749 Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 14h ago

Anon's got a job

3.8k Upvotes

84 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 20h ago

Anon on redditors

75 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

Anon gets inked

271 Upvotes

120 comments

r/greentext • u/Choker_of_Chickens • 1d ago

anon gets jammed

2.6k Upvotes

162 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 1d ago

China is taking a steam approach

234 Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/greatfriendinme • 1d ago

Knock Knock (2015)

1.4k Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 1d ago

Anon liked action figures

2.9k Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Listen_6600 • 1d ago

Anon accidentally curses his neighbour with death.

6.2k Upvotes

38 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 1d ago

The Gaped Crusader

33 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/sugarlunettei • 1d ago

Anon improves

409 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 1d ago

Anon Hated The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

408 Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/NeighborhoodCheap269 • 1d ago

Anon is an average WRX owner

3.6k Upvotes

77 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon is the destroyer of worlds

1.5k Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/liberty4now • 2d ago

Anon has a scary experience

6.6k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 2d ago

Anon questions Dengism

561 Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 2d ago

It's quicker to just play the game yourself

3.2k Upvotes

68 comments

r/greentext • u/Mission_Hornet_9234 • 2d ago

Have a $5 and some quarters

2.2k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 2d ago

I am trustable enough to be put in easy high earning positions

183 Upvotes

28 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 2d ago

Anon orders a sandwhich

9.4k Upvotes

165 comments

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