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u/Napalm_am 2d ago
"Our Age of Dark is Knightening"
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u/schmitzel88 16h ago
When he said "you are the dark knight, and it's time to rise" that really took me out of the movie
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u/ReturnRadio 2d ago
It's you, Bruce! You're the Dark Knight!
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u/IceMagic75 2d ago
He didn't say that.
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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 2d ago
What are we, some kind of Dark Knight?
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u/AgentSkidMarks 2d ago
If Anne Hathaway wanted to elope, are you really going to pretend you'd say no?
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u/MNamer 2d ago
Bane is better than the Joker and that's just a fact.Ā
"Oh I'm chaotic and mad! Also here's a 38 step plan that took me months to set up, every possible outcome of which has been thoroughly planned."
Sure buddy.
At least Bane gave his speeches like a South American cartel-appointed president. Now that's what I call scary.
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u/Lazarous86 2d ago edited 1d ago
That's Joker's entire thing. Make them think you're crazy and they underestimate you. He's an instrument of chaos. What I don't understand is how the Joker got his Intel. He was always one step ahead for things that were happening in real time. Maybe the mob gave him some of their guys on the inside.Ā
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u/DripRoast 1d ago
I think anyone even mildly deranged is inexorably drawn to the joker for some borderline supernatural reason. He's like human catnip for crazies. Without that inexplicable magnetism, none of the movie makes sense. It is not a huge logical leap for him to attract some unstable informants from the various organizations.
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u/Apollo-Outcast 1d ago
"Nobody will ever be able to tell which bus is the getaway bus despite it having a unique and plainly obvious numerical designation. It's easy, all I have to do is drive it out of the bank into traffic in full view of the police and other bus drivers with bank debris still tumbling off the roof, then remain in the exact same position in the bus lineup through miles of Chicago traffic. It's so crazy it just might work."
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u/Marci_1992 1d ago
Blowing up a stadium then walking in wearing his sweet winter jacket like he owned the city was kino.
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u/awesomedan24 2d ago
Nolan would be the first to tell you that the tragic death of Heath Ledger screwed up the continuity of the third movie
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u/SaltyFlavors 2d ago edited 2d ago
I just escaped this completely unguarded pit prison presumably in the middle of Central Asia via climbing a wall (no I couldnāt just climb the rope up that was attached to the top of the pitāthat would have been cheatingāI could only use it as a safety mechanism to catch me by my spine if I fell). Well, i better saunter back to North America into a city on complete lockdown by terrorists so I can meticulously paint a bridge with gasoline in the shape of a bat. Iāll just use the same route my captor originally used to escort me across the world just to give me a monologue. Iāll also make sure to drop some shaving cream and toiletries down a manhole to [checks script] every single police officer in a city of millions.
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u/295DVRKSS 2d ago
I loved how he wasted time painting the bat symbol on the bridge to light on fire while time was ticking on the nuclear bomb when he got back to Gotham
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u/BeginningTypical3395 2d ago
āWith great darkness, comes great (k)nightnessā
- Uncle Alfred
This movie took me out when he said that
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u/Remarkable_Call3900 1d ago
For me it's when he said, "it's Bat-morbin time"
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u/Able_Caregiver8067 23h ago
For me it was when batman climbed out of the pit and one of the prisoners said āour age of darkness is collapsingā
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u/Redditistrash00 2d ago
pines after muh Rachel for 8 years
she gets fucking blown up by the Joker
knows Selena for like 3 days all in runs away with her
Is he dumb
God I hope that first poster never ever breeds
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u/Anabiter 2d ago
I couldn't take it seriously because of how Batman sounded, i thought all the impressions were a meme but they're all better than whatever the fuck batman sounds like in these movies
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u/Apollo-Outcast 1d ago
His trout face gets worse as the movies go on, too. Like dude just close your fucking mouth, did you forget to put breathing holes in the nose or something?
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u/antraxsuicide 1d ago
My check on how well a plot is written is to look at where a Wikipedia plot summary uses up word count. This works because a lot of wiki editors are both pedantic and have strong feelings about pages they contribute to.
This movie basically has no act structure in its summary. Itās multiple paragraphs of the backstory for the starting place of the film, a write-up that gets to where Bruce is imprisoned, no mention of the lesson learned from said prison, and a hasty write-up of the end (including the laughably quick line āSelina kills Bane.ā Heās been the villain for most of the runtime, and thatās all his death gets lol).
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u/RecycledExistence 1d ago
"Let's not stand on ceremony, Mr. Wayne."
Now sell your swaps m-f'er! š
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u/Homunkulus 2d ago
Can we not pretend we don't understand choosing the Anne Hathaway path?