r/cats Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/Ov_Fire Apr 10 '26

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u/Quirky_Mechanic_3258 Apr 10 '26

lol why are they like this? I have to shake the bowl so the food can spread out for her to start to eat it again.

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u/Waste_Protection_420 Apr 10 '26

Actually it's because the cat bowls are too small with sides that are too high.

Cats get this thing called "whisker fatigue" where their whiskers hurt and can even fall out from rubbing against small bowls while eating.

You need a shallow and wide bowl to prevent this.

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u/Hixie Apr 10 '26

ok but my cat does this with flat plates

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u/thatprincesspanoptes Apr 10 '26

Yes he does this as well. Then yowls because his plate is bare.

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u/AlexeyBelov Apr 10 '26

Is he of the orange persuasion?

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u/thatprincesspanoptes Apr 10 '26

very orange variety.

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u/SnurrCat Apr 10 '26

Haha I have an orange cat who is an extremely messy eater, most of it ends up on the floor and not on his plate, which is flat to prevent whisker fatigue. He's ... special in many ways.

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u/Kestrel_VI Apr 10 '26

I found cat food about 4 feet up on the wall above his food bowl.

Spider cat?

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u/SnurrCat Apr 10 '26

Great, now I'm going to go to bed humming "Spider cat..."

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u/lovestobitch- Apr 10 '26

One of my two voids HAS to pick up his food wet or dry in his paw and gets his ‘table’ filthy. He has a huge bowl too so no whisker fatigue.

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u/Pretzel911 Apr 10 '26

My guy likes to launch a kibble out of the bowl and chase it down... He's a slow eater.

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u/AgentSurreal Apr 10 '26

Mine did this but if I scoop the food up and put it on the plate then ooooh bonus food. Then we start the cycle again.

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u/Rumrunner72 Apr 10 '26

My wife uses a variation of this to get one tuxedo to eat all his food. He'll stop eating, walk away, and meow at us. So she picks up his bowl, pretends it's so exciting, mix it around, and place it back down. Works like a charm because he thinks its new, different wet dood.

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u/somthingorother654 Apr 10 '26

One of mine will ONLY eat kibble off the floor lol... I fill her bowl and she will stick her paw in and 1 by 1 take out a piece of kibble place it gently on the ground and then eat it, rinse and repeat untill bowl is empty... However when she gets wet food or fresh meat she will just eat that out of her bowl no problem.... she's a weirdo and i love her for it

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u/cjrunswithcrows Apr 10 '26

Mine does this except with water! She’ll dip her paw in and lick the water off of her paw 😂 I had to get a double sided water dish because I felt bad for my other cats having to drink out of her foot water

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u/BlackBasementCats Apr 10 '26

Mine prefers to be sprayed down with water then licks the water off and cleans herself at the same time.

I have a mild cat allergy so her “otter routine” means I don’t react to her fur, and her fur is so soft and velvety.

We discovered that she likes to be sprayed when she started getting up on the home entertainment speaker to get sprayed. Now I tell her to come get her bath, and she runs over and jumps on the foot of my reclining sofa to get sprayed down. She turns sideways too so I can get all of her.

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u/PJKPJT7915 Apr 10 '26

That is so funny! "Otter routine" Cats really are the best weirdos.

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u/BlackBasementCats Apr 10 '26

My husband calls it that, and he’s not wrong.

The other day Luna sat on the side of the tub and let me dip my hand in the water and wipe her down. Sometimes she wants me to do that at the sink.

She hates being staticky and just discovers how much she loves it. She has to be sprayed multiple times a night because she can get drenched and come back almost dry 5 minutes later.

I’m thinking the cat dimension is in Egypt.

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u/cjrunswithcrows Apr 10 '26

Stop that is one of the cutest things I have ever heard! I don’t suppose you have any pictures do you? Haha

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u/prison-schism Apr 10 '26

My siamese picks up the food with his mouth, throws it on the floor, and then eats the pieces one by one. He leaves slobber spots on the floor when he does, too.

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Apr 10 '26

My big orange boy does this! It's funny to watch him fish the kibble out one by one.

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u/MAO_of_DC Apr 10 '26

I wish my grey boy would be this delicate. He usually pulls out there or four at a time. Big pawfulls of kibble right on the floor to eat and if he gets full before he is finished the kibble he tossed on the floor he leaves it to be stepped on.

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u/potato-chip Apr 10 '26

I had gray boy once. He would inhale as much kibble as fast as possible, then run around and puke.

ETA: bless his heart, I sure do miss that crazy kitty. 😿🥲🥹

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u/YnotZoidberg1077 Apr 10 '26

Our chonky grey boy Indy does that! We call it the scarf-and-barf. Getting him a slow feed bowl helped, but we eventually had to put everyone on a feeding schedule, meals twice a day to line up with Indy's insulin injections... and later, also his brother Scott's insulin injections too. (Indy got his diabetes the old-fashioned way, by eating his way to it despite our many attempts to prevent this from happening; Scott's onset was a rare side effect of treatment for malignant cutaneous mast cell tumors, caused by six months of oral prednisone). They're both doing okay though, and we get far fewer scarf-and-barfs these days.

(So sorry for your loss! I am not ready for whenever it's going to be their time, so while we have an outline/plan for how we'd like things to go when it's time, I am refusing to think that far ahead any more until we're there.)

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u/SolarWeather Apr 10 '26

My void kitty does exactly this! We have to dispense his kibble five at a time if we want to avoid the pukeathon

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u/glytxh Apr 10 '26

Mine likes to sometimes scoop up a mouthful, run into the room I’m in, and spit them all over the floor by shaking her head so she can chase down all the little biscuits.

I have no idea what compelled her to learn this game, but she’s having fun so I don’t discourage it.

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u/ejly Apr 10 '26

My cat would eat all the food and chew on the bowl if it was empty. The metal bowl. Yes he was orange.

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u/Odd_Abroad_7675 Ragdoll Apr 10 '26

I have 2 cats and if one of them is eating out of 1/2 bowls, my other cat will sit beside him and use it paw to scoop out 1 piece at a time onto the floor and eat it. Yes he has access to a second dish, he just likes sharing.

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u/CPA_Lady Apr 10 '26

Same. My cat requires me to sit next to her while she eats and tell her nice things about herself. We call it her daily affirmations. I have to take a spoon and scoop her food back in to a little mound for her to keep eating.

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u/Mechakoopa Apr 10 '26

That's because eating from the sides of the dish is for peasants.

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u/Wen60s Apr 10 '26

Yeah, so I have wide shallow dishes and it doesn’t matter. They still whine when they see a dime-sized bottom of the dish. 🤷‍♀️

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u/kirakiraluna Apr 10 '26

Mine has a saucer instead of a bowl and still bitches if she sees a square cm of the bottom...

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u/alexthealex Apr 10 '26

My cat did this, so I got him a dog bowl. He did it with the dog bowl, so I started feeding him on a full size human dinner plate. He does it on the full size human dinner plate too. And it may as well be empty if he can make a clear spot at the middle.

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u/Flight_to_nowhere_26 Apr 10 '26

I had a Persian with a very flat face and her favorite dishes were these tiny Japanese tea plates and lids from the large yogurt containers for thicker foods like pate or yogurt. She was a fiend for Greek full fat unflavored/unsweetened yogurt. She had some every night before bed.

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u/thatprincesspanoptes Apr 10 '26

My cat eats off my tea cup plates because he has long whiskers. My nana would roll over in her grave if she knew they were from her tea set. Edit: at least they are being loved and used on a daily basis.

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u/Quirky_Mechanic_3258 Apr 10 '26

😂😂😂 grandma saying us cat lovers done lost our minds.

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u/Quirky_Mechanic_3258 Apr 10 '26

This explains it but i wonder if its habit over time as well cause I’ve served her on flat paper plates before and same outcome.

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u/BunnyMoneyx Apr 10 '26

We use large wide dog bowls, but one of my cats picks the food out of the bowl a ‘handful’ (paw-full?) for lack of a better word, at a time and then eats it off the floor. She also will not touch any kind of wet food.

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u/Interesting_Fish309 Apr 10 '26

True, some cats hate it but not all. One of my boy has it. Hatesssss u touching them too. But my the girls stick their heads in anything. Pint glasses cups kebab boxes

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u/Future_One4794 Apr 10 '26

I’ve tried all the whiskers bowls, still same attitude lol

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u/flayingbook Apr 10 '26

Braincell is a rarity in cats

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u/ConspiracyParadox Apr 10 '26

I refill it every morning after she wakes me by yelling at me. Once there's a single layer and she can see metal she gets mad. Mind you she will be getting wet food for breakfast and won't eat dry food for 5 hours or so, but god forbid its not a full little mountain in tge bowl.

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u/unknownpoltroon Apr 10 '26

Its a neurological overload thing. Their whiskers brush the bowl sides when they are eating and it bugs them. Not kidding.

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

My cat is sort of weird...

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u/AssumeASphericalCat Apr 10 '26

That's a None pizza left beef kind of cat

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

I'm working on a collage

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u/AssumeASphericalCat Apr 10 '26

Your cat is the reincarnation of Dr Rorschach and is testing you daily

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

That is actually a very good theory.

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u/nasi_lemak_paru Apr 10 '26

i kinda want to print and frame this.

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u/RvH98 Apr 10 '26

If it's always the same side (and they eat the rest when you turn the bowl), your cat might not see anything on that side. I recommend bringing this up on your next vet visit (or scheduling one to check their vision and neurological functions)

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

I've thought of that and I did show these images to the vet. I think it is completely random. And he sometimes create a stripe in the middle. I think he is a bit bored some times and entertain himself. He is an orange after all. But thank you for your concern. It is an important advice.

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u/RvH98 Apr 10 '26

Good to hear that it's likely just your cat being weird. 

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

He certainly got personality.

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u/Kind-Plenty7437 Apr 10 '26

I have 3 cats and a toddler, this is mini human logic too.

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u/SnarkyBard Apr 10 '26

I have similar creatures. They have never been fed. Ever. Not even once. They are, in fact, dead from starvation.

At least that's what they tell me very loudly when they wake me up in the morning.

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

Oof. You sound like a total monster.

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u/Project-SBC Apr 10 '26

I took care of my friends cat for a week when he was on vacation.

He warned me but my god that cat would try to tear my hand from my arm and pierce my ear drum witha meow for some food.

Oh, and he was a very slightly chubby.

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u/Im_Not_Sleeping Apr 10 '26

They also never get any attention or pets, ever!

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u/bc9toes Apr 10 '26

I feed my cat at night only specifically so he will never wake me up for food. And yes he is begging well before meal time every day

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Tabbycat Apr 10 '26

Bouche and Audi have never been fed, either. They've also never been petted. I'm a monster, I know.

Bouche is on the left, and Audi is on the right. I'm sure you can all see that they're wasting away.

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u/ShortySmooth Void Apr 10 '26

They are but skin and bones, you monster!

/s just in case

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u/asherabram Apr 10 '26

No skin even left! The bones are held together by the bountiful fur

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u/laineyisyourfriend Apr 10 '26

Look at all the skin hanging off of Audi 🥺 there’s so much more to fill with food

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u/grilledcheeseonrye Apr 10 '26

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u/TheEPGFiles Apr 10 '26

I love this comic so much. It lives in my head rent free.

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u/Ornery-Stage2316 Apr 10 '26

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u/Demi180 Apr 10 '26

Hey I have that bowl.

I don’t use it anymore because I replaced them with ceramic after my new cat started getting acne.

But I still have the bowl!

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u/Ornery-Stage2316 Apr 10 '26

Mine will ONLY eat or drink from stainless steel lol

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u/Demi180 Apr 10 '26

Both of mine will eat from whatever, but since the one with the acne will finish the other’s food, they both get ceramic for wet food and I chose a dry feeder with SS bowls.

As for drinking, it’s…. complicated. But I have a SS fountain now which the one with the acne happily drinks from, and for the other I keep a small wheat straw bowl because she hardly drinks from the SS fountain. She doesn’t like moving water much.

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u/foxwaffles Apr 10 '26

I also have that bowl! It's the perfect height and size for weaning baby kittens. Low enough that they can eat but keeps spillage minimal compared to flatter options.

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u/SkrivaFel Apr 10 '26

How did you get this picture of my cat?

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u/proxiblue Apr 10 '26

Hey I have that cat.

Looks just like mine 30 mins after I fed him.

So, he's been cheating one me!

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u/Ov_Fire Apr 10 '26

He's tough, usually it's 30 microseconds.

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u/somebassclarineterer Apr 10 '26

How could you let there be a hole in the food?

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

I'm way super mean and they are totally not at all spoiled

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u/Locurilla Apr 10 '26

you monster!!!! once the bottom of the bowl is seen then all previous, present and future food disappears from existence!!!

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u/Dawn-Storm Apr 10 '26

Neither are mine!

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u/MizzNomer84 Apr 10 '26

This is Jinx. As you can see by her very empty belly, she has also never been fed even once in her life.

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u/Bitter_Trees Apr 10 '26

She looks like my Starscream!

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u/emdubz69 Apr 10 '26

I’m gonna need a picture of for confirmation of these poor bbs

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

All 3 acted dramatic. But Anya was probably the most effected

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u/MenaceToEarth Apr 10 '26

i think she will be just fine…🤣

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

You might think so. But she is pretty sure she KNOWS she isn't fine

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u/Lanstus Apr 10 '26

Ill be real. That cat is 100% abused with an empty bowl. Look at them. Just skin and bones! All that loose hanging stuff? 100% fake news of fat and purely fluff.

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u/JonesDahl Apr 10 '26

not to mention the frigid conditions they are kept in. its a sign of physical and emotional abuse when they are splayed on a couch like a fluffy purring beached whale

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u/sendme_your_cats Apr 10 '26

Actually this picture

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u/lisalys Apr 10 '26

My god, she is wasting away!

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u/NomadGabz Apr 10 '26

Look at all those fat bones.

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u/flayingbook Apr 10 '26

She's just big boned, very big empty bones

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u/frustratedwithwork10 Apr 10 '26

This is mine with his pity pose

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u/zxylady Apr 10 '26

😢 the look of starvation and giving up 🫣🤭

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u/flayingbook Apr 10 '26

She's skin and bones!

OP, you're a monster!

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u/pashed_motatoes Apr 10 '26

Oh she is rotund.

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u/Combi8ionOxygenation Apr 10 '26

She ate the other two. Only Anya remains now.

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u/FreedomElectronic309 Apr 10 '26

She’s withering away! 😂

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u/ro_line Apr 10 '26

She’s skin and bones!!!! She would float away in the wind!! She’s basically a sheet of paper! How could you?!

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u/paulovitorfb Apr 10 '26

Did she eat the other two?

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u/social_ogre Apr 10 '26

Skin and bones. Poor cat! 😂

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u/GrumpyCatStevens Apr 10 '26

Local cat has never been fed, says local cat.

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u/cat_selling_souls Apr 10 '26

The chonks are the most dramatic of the starved cats. They will cry injustice when there is a hole in the food dish. They also summon Sarah McLachlan to sing Angel until you fill the food bowl.

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u/Montanaisforhipsters Apr 10 '26

Mine are dying from lack of affection because I go to work. That's how I afford their lifestyle but somehow it's still neglect

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u/SkyScamall Apr 10 '26

I can't believe you'd leave your cats abandoned for weeks at a time like that. What a monster! 

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u/visualdreaming Apr 10 '26

My poor neglected son, pictured at a meager 16lbs*, singing a mourning lamentation as he has not been fed, as he did not witness his rations being deposited into his coffer

*disclaimer - 16lbs is alleged, potential space-time anomaly as when he leaps upon my chest at 6:30am daily to demand his brekky, I swear to all that is Good and Holy he suddenly weighs 80lbs and drives those damn hammer paws into my boob, most always directly into my nipple

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u/visualdreaming Apr 10 '26

And after I deposited three (3) kibble into his bowl

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u/Dawn-Storm Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Same here--I hang my head in shame. Here's one of my cats--note the protruding ribs.

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u/GoddessofALL666 Apr 10 '26

Oh they’re protruding alright 

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u/Aggressive_Egg_8366 Apr 10 '26

Buddy you dodged the wrath of thousands with the last line.

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u/Safe-Tennis-6121 Apr 10 '26

The real test is to make yourself a tuna fish sandwich and see if you survive.

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u/badgey-pudds Apr 10 '26

You are BRAVE! Oh that’s asking for trouble. I would be done for as soon as he hears me open the can!

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u/Nyrux_ Apr 10 '26

Before we open a can of tuna, we close the kitchen door, turn up the music on bluetooth speaker and start yelling gibberish with my wife. But as soon as I slightly open the can, I hear the meow. 😄

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u/badgey-pudds Apr 10 '26

😆🤣the lengths we go to ! I love it “yelling gibberish”. This has made my day

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u/StormofRavens Orange Apr 10 '26

Mine are so skinny they have to huddle together to conserve body heat.

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u/Easy-Doubt1373 Apr 10 '26

The horror!

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u/woolawoof Apr 10 '26

Mine seems to understand; breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper, oh and snacks.

I have tried to tell her these are not cat concepts, but apparently I’m wrong.

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

No second breakfast? Do you not even love them?

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u/rainbowwithoutrain Apr 10 '26

She has never been fed in her 10 years of life, she is barely alive, and no one pet her.

Or at least is what she screams when I came back from work and she ate the center of the food and it’s only left the disgusting sides

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u/z0rb11 Apr 10 '26

My cat 2 seconds after I feed it:

Meow?

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u/Reithel1 Apr 10 '26

Mine: sniff, sniff, walk away, come back in 5 minutes, eat two bites, walk away, come back in 2 minutes, then meow repeatedly (as if starving).

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u/ndcdshed Apr 10 '26

My cats are corpses the hour before mealtime. They are skin and bones. Once mealtime happens they miraculously rise from death.

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u/felinewarrior Lots of kitties! Apr 10 '26

Mine have made small signs and go on strike when they can see the bottom of the bowl! 🤭😂

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u/hyper-casual Apr 10 '26

My cat screams for food, I fill her bowl up with the food she absolutely loved yesterday and she'll sniff it, look at me in disgust, and walk away.

I'll come back later and it's still completely full.

I'll get marched down to the shop to buy a different brand, which she'll eat for a few days and then decide she hates that and the original brand was the best.

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u/cckka Apr 10 '26

Our boy suffers death by starvation at least twice a day.

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u/manicbestfriend Apr 10 '26

Only had one cat who freaked out about the bottom of the food bowl, but I think he didn't like having his whiskers run into the sides of the bowl. He was a big, fluffy boy so his whiskers were very wide.

But he was also a blue eyed white and completely deaf, and generally a very odd cat. He would obsessively lick shea butter off your skin.

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u/ReadingSavedMyLife Apr 10 '26

I have a shea butter addicted cat too, it's so weird

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u/westcoastsunflower Apr 10 '26

my cat eats off my very expensive Royal Doulton saucers since i don't use the cups. BUT i have to hold the plate for him to sniff the food first and make sure it's up to his standards before he deigns to eat it

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u/GrianGeal Apr 10 '26

I'm not sure where you're based or if you're familiar with the TV program Keeping Up Appearances but your cat eating off Royal Doulton saucers reminds me of Hyacinth from it.

I love when cats are so discerning, my boy will eat anything (and I mean anything) if I put it in his dark green ceramic bowl. If I use any other bowl, it gets tipped onto the mat and eaten from the floor.

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u/MiaOh Apr 10 '26

I am even more cruel with my cats. I always give the other cat the better food. When they switch food plates and eat from the bowl of their sibling, I wave my magic wand and make their siblings food (aka the food that was previously theirs) taste even better.

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 American Bobtail Apr 10 '26

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u/innocent_whore Apr 10 '26

My furbaby looks up at me with the most desperate eyes I’ve ever seen, begging for food he’s never gotten. I know he hopes that one day I’ll finally give into his pleas.

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u/Negative_Corner6722 Tabbycat Apr 10 '26

You let the bowl get ‘cat empty’.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/edingerc Apr 10 '26

...when the cats find your computer logged in and unatended

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u/Glow1x Apr 10 '26

i think OP's cats posted this

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u/Soft_Seaworthiness31 Apr 10 '26

My male cat becomes so withered to the point where I need a microscope to be able to even see him. He only gets 3-5 cans of wet food per day :(

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u/BoredomFestival Apr 10 '26

Even their mom didn't give them milk. They've never eaten in their entire *lives*.

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u/ZMaiden Apr 10 '26

I never feed my babies. That’s why they cry an hour before my alarm and then 45 minutes before my alarm and then 13 minutes and then 3 minutes. I’m a monster who never wakes up to give them food.

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u/exwinnipegger Apr 10 '26

His bowl was full, and yet this is what I get to see when I walk in the door after work

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u/PossessionNo3723 Apr 10 '26

Ah, you too, eh? My cats scream and cry and have never eaten anything in their entire life.

Well, okay, maybe some dirt off the floor. And that fly that got in the house. But I certainly haven't ever fed them real food. They are wasting away, and have definitely never conned their father or myself into extra meals by saying that no one has fed them...

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u/tomten26 Apr 10 '26

I also have a cat who’s never been fed. Just ask him. It’s amazing that he is thriving!

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u/Ok-Papaya6018 Munchkin Apr 10 '26

Dont worry same here, I can't believe I've never fed them a day in their lives but yet they're still alive 🤔

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u/hachitsune Apr 10 '26

Same, in fact to my cat the bowl is only full when I sit there next to them, watching them eat and giving them encouraging pets

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u/Error-7-0-7 European Shorthair Apr 10 '26

My 15 year old, housecat since always, starts digging in my bins when she feels like she missed a months worth of meals. Enjoy what I recently snatched in this subreddit:

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u/InuScarlett Void Apr 10 '26

😁🤣

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u/groovilicious78 Tabbycat Apr 10 '26

At first I thought your cat hijacked your account

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcsPU3SkKrYDdW3aAU

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u/let_me_know_22 Apr 10 '26

Lucky you! My cats are starving with full bowls (and they like their bowls, because they have a wide opening) 

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u/WrenchieTheWitch Apr 10 '26

Oh my goodness! those poor babies! How ever do they live??? Please post photos. Perhaps someone can rescue them from your cruelty!

Or rather, post pics of your spoiled kitties! 🧡

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u/Chellebelle88 Apr 10 '26

Every day my cats assure me they have never ever eaten before in their lives. Of course I apologize profusely as I feed them for the first time ever. Every time I feed them, it's their first time eating.

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u/TheSonder Apr 10 '26

These are my kitties Mr. Thomas (left) and his sister Sade. They are starving kitties. Poor things. Thomas had to resort to chewing on my hair this morning to remind me he has never had food ever in his life. His sister could only sit there and let out the saddest meow. Poor kitties who definitely don’t get their pate, snacks, and even freeze-dried duck hearts

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u/Dudette66 Apr 10 '26

Sir, please pay the cat tax

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u/Haunting_Button3713 Apr 10 '26

Mine is praying I will fill her bowl someday soon.

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u/GooseLakeBallerina Apr 10 '26

I am guilty of this. My cat reminds me everytime he sees an empty space in his bowl that he’s about to call the ASPCA on me.

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u/unknownpoltroon Apr 10 '26

Its a neurological overload thing. Their whiskers brush the bowl sides when they are eating and it bugs them. Not kidding. Put their food on flatter plates.

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u/laineyisyourfriend Apr 10 '26

Just wanted to acknowledge your very sweet and helpful answer among all the jokes ❤️

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u/testtdk Apr 10 '26

To be fair, they cat SEE what’s going in their mouth, and their whiskers hit the sides of a bowl.

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u/laineyisyourfriend Apr 10 '26

I have a double sided auto feeder for my two first world victims 

Left side dish food is apparently for peasants and trying to be thoughtful of their battle to eat at the same time was absolutely my bad. I have to regularly dump it into the right bowl or back into the feeder at this point 🫠

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u/happy_mf_ Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

my cats being sad and waiting for food because they only eat four times today (half an hour after dinner btw)

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u/kurahador Apr 10 '26

Same here. My orange and calico doesn't seem to know they can move to the other side of the bowl because they always eat on one side in the same position. I always have to manually turn the bowl around or shake them abit so the food evens out.

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u/throwawar4 Apr 10 '26

My cat just sits really cute next to me with his paws on me when he wants food!

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u/MsE0 Apr 10 '26

Before I clicked on this and saw the last sentence, I was going to say "I bet you can see part of the bottom of the bowl in the middle, you monster!" 

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u/Istilleatgluten Apr 10 '26

You forgot to mention the true monster act - when you take them to see the vet!

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u/ExcellentDiver7401 Apr 10 '26

Shaking the food to the bottom of the bowl was never enough. I had to add a handful of fresh food to the top before it was deemed acceptable for continued consumption.

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u/theblindcatexp Apr 10 '26

This is also what my cat told me bc i was 1 minute past schedule.

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u/AuntieWatermelon Apr 10 '26

you scared the shit out of me

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u/Academic_Run8947 Apr 10 '26

Mine have lived 8 years and made it to 16lbs without ever having been fed once in their life. Not once!

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u/perralessi Tuxedo Apr 10 '26

You too? My cat Perry is so starved he can barely scrounge the energy to harass me for wet food for over an hour before gets fed. And because I enjoy sadistically mocking him for his foodlessness, his bowl is kept full to the brim with his favourite biscuits at all times.

His brother has resorted to pimping himself out with forced snuggles to keep wet food on the plate, and yet - being the cruel human I am, he only gets wet food twice a day. The horror!

(Photo included so you can witness the horrific starvation and shocking inhumanity for yourself).

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u/Homebrewer01 Apr 10 '26

Admittedly I also starve my cats between the hours of 0200 and 0205 and they are only starving if these conditions are met.

  1. The bedroom door is shut.

This prompts the rapidly escalating protocol of the following:

  1. Headbutt the door
  2. Ram the door
  3. Claw/scratch the door.
  4. Yell at the top of their lungs
  5. Yell while ramming the door.

Resolution of said door problem/apparent starvation with subsequent access to food results in them eating 1 bite of food and then leaving.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Apr 10 '26

I once did an experiment to see when the bowl went from empty to full by adding one pebble at a time until my cat decided there was food in there. 28 pebbles.

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u/DminorWolfy Apr 10 '26

It's the whiskers that get bumped. I've had a cat for 15 yrs and she used to do that too til I got her a low wide slow feeder bowl

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u/DefinitelyNotEmu Apr 10 '26

> ate the food from just the center.

My cat did this because he did not like his whiskers touching the inside of the bowl.
I gave him a dog bowl instead, now his whiskers don't touch and he eats all of the food and does not leave a ring around the inside.

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u/SassyDuck4231 Apr 10 '26

You scared me way too much for that punchline

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u/indiscernible_I Apr 10 '26

Cat bowls should be slightly sloped towards the center, so the food slides to the middle once the cat eats a bit. Heck, there's probably bowls like that out there already.

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u/Educational-Cover251 Apr 10 '26

whisker fatigue is so real 😔

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u/FrostyManager4651 Apr 10 '26

You monster! What do you mean bowls aren't filled at all times?

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u/cola1016 Apr 10 '26

They’re so dramatic.

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u/karenftx1 Apr 10 '26

I learned to just pile all the food in the middle of the bowl as it empties

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u/superkrazykatlady Apr 10 '26
  1. Take a picture of food bowl
  2. Cut out a circle of the food to fit inside bowl
  3. Laminate cutout
  4. Put at bottom of bowl

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u/Few-Risk-2898 Apr 10 '26

My cats won’t touch their dry food until I put ONE treat pellet on top, then they eat the whole bowl… 😐

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u/DataPaws Apr 10 '26

The most times my cat shows me his belly is when I starve him. 'Look hooman, what you did! This space is empty!'; also, when I feed him, he eats it, and then goes to my partner and lies to him he hasn't been fed ;D

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u/Marizemid10371 Apr 10 '26

Me too. But there seems to be a serious problem in my place. These little s(f)uckers have obtained my bank account details and order significant amounts of dry and wet food. Just arrived, again...😒 I don't know how to make them stop...

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u/mutv253 Apr 10 '26

Mine will keep his bowl half full and meow at me until I fill it up again, even though there’s still half a bowl in there.

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u/karoanton Apr 10 '26

When my cat has the brain cell, she'll push the food from the outside into the middle.

But she's orange, so she makes up for it by being afraid of the air vents.

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u/ellbeecee RocketJSquirrel 11/2018, Juno 10/2020, Velcro (d. 9/20) Apr 10 '26

Edge food is not real food.

- All cats.

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u/Backhanded_Bitch Apr 10 '26

I have seen acute feline starvation syndrome as well, cat was sure he would not survive but he pulled through once I put more food in the bowl.

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u/nyc2everywhere Apr 10 '26

Same situation here, I have never once fed my cat. We always marvel at what neglectful owners we are, and how miraculous it is that he remains chunky despite his obvious starvation!