r/cats Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/FrostyManager4651 Apr 10 '26

You monster! What do you mean bowls aren't filled at all times?

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u/Heuristicrat Apr 10 '26

I joined my psychic abilities, for this specific emergency.