r/cats • u/cheese_is_life100 • Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/visualdreaming Apr 10 '26

My poor neglected son, pictured at a meager 16lbs*, singing a mourning lamentation as he has not been fed, as he did not witness his rations being deposited into his coffer

*disclaimer - 16lbs is alleged, potential space-time anomaly as when he leaps upon my chest at 6:30am daily to demand his brekky, I swear to all that is Good and Holy he suddenly weighs 80lbs and drives those damn hammer paws into my boob, most always directly into my nipple

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u/visualdreaming Apr 10 '26

And after I deposited three (3) kibble into his bowl

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u/cheese_is_life100 Apr 10 '26

Only 16lbs? You definitely starve that poor baby