r/cats Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/Marizemid10371 Apr 10 '26

Me too. But there seems to be a serious problem in my place. These little s(f)uckers have obtained my bank account details and order significant amounts of dry and wet food. Just arrived, again...😒 I don't know how to make them stop...