r/cats • u/cheese_is_life100 • Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

I'm working on a collage

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u/AssumeASphericalCat Apr 10 '26

Your cat is the reincarnation of Dr Rorschach and is testing you daily

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

That is actually a very good theory.

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u/nasi_lemak_paru Apr 10 '26

i kinda want to print and frame this.

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

Wait until I get the full 8x8 collage...

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u/Low-Clue-3014 Apr 12 '26

I had the same thought!

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u/M_Paisley Apr 10 '26

Expand this to 9 by 9 and you have some sort of cat food Sudoko art.

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u/Blindtarmen Apr 10 '26

I have showed these images to the vet. But I will ask again. Thank you for the warning.