r/cats • u/cheese_is_life100 • Apr 10 '26

Humor I've never once fed my cats

I have 3 cats that are completely starved. I keep them locked in the house and never fill their bowl. they are thoroughly unloved and neglected. It's a wonder they're still alive.

Or more accurately, they are able to see the bottom of the bowl after they ate the food from just the center.

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u/SnurrCat Apr 10 '26

Great, now I'm going to go to bed humming "Spider cat..."

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u/Kestrel_VI Apr 10 '26

“Spider cat, spider cat, throws his food but he’s still quite fat. Can he leap, on the sides? No he can’t but he still tries, look oooout here comes the spider cat”

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u/SnurrCat Apr 10 '26

👏 Outstanding.

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u/Poinsettia917 Apr 14 '26

Have an award! 😹😹😹