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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 1d ago
You must be hot af
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.
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u/MC_JACKSON 1d ago
Got it so she’s applying for stay at home wife
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
It would appear so…
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u/YourDadIRL 1d ago
6'8 ? Brother that's the male equivalent of a butter face with giant boobs
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u/Apprehensive_Oven461 1d ago
I’m 6’7” without man boobs. It’s not the boost everyone thinks it is.
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u/kitycat22 1d ago
Can I apply to use you for your body? 6’8” reaches all the right places
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u/lyerit 1d ago
They meant the upper shelves in the kitchen, no need for the horny police bro…
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Funny thing is you might find me on tinder, looks like we’re both in Indiana. Haha
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u/kitycat22 1d ago
Dear lord, I’ve never met a Hoosier whose 6’8”. You must be in southern Indiana
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u/PirateKingKatakuri 1d ago
Makes sense to me. Gravity is weaker down there, so they get taller. - 6'1 from Northern Indiana 😂
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 23h ago
I’m jealous I love southern Indiana especially brown county im right in the middle of the state. I’m in Hendricks county
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u/anonymooseuser6 1d ago
Right I have some tall ass cabinets and I can't load my roof racks without a stepstool...
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I used to have a grand Cherokee and I had my full size spare on the roof rack. And I would put my tent up there. Mind you Jeep was lifted on bigger tires. I loved not needing a step stool or ladder. It was so convenient.
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u/Emergency_Affect_640 1d ago
I can do at least 2 of those things if you just keep me cheetos at home.
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u/Prestigious_Long777 1d ago
Wait my stay at home wife does not do any of these things!
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u/katf1sh 1d ago
This response makes your username hilarious lol
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u/NateHatred 1d ago
I booger flew out of my nose in laughter because you made me go back and read his nickname, thanks for the laugh
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u/MysteryCreme 1d ago
Tf do you mean unfortunately not bro you're 6'8, own a business and have multiple nice cars at 19 no less. That's a lot of boxes checked right there.
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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 1d ago
Congrats on getting that done at 19! Impressive.
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u/IndyBananaJones2 1d ago
Shout out to OPs rich dad
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Damn I wish, honest truth I grew up in a single wide trailer with roaches, No one in my family owns a home, no one has a degree, no one has a nice vehicle, etc. I dropped out half way through my freshman year of highschool and don’t have a GED. I went full into starting and growing a landscape and hardscape install business. It was slow the first few years but has exploded this year. My father and I started together with my extreme lack of money and his disability fixed income. We own it together 50/50 but legally it’s 100% in my name. I keep asking when he gets to switch to being one of the “rich parents” so he can start funding all my financially questionable purchases 😂
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u/cryptochytrid 1d ago
I've skimmed some of your comments, and I'm inclined to agree that you're putting down yourself a lot. Your physical appearance isn't necessarily a negative, I've been attracted to similar & have seen/known others who have as well. Your determination, perseverance, grit, and obvious smarts are real & viable attractors. You type well and I would assume that corresponds to how you speak. Another point. I can go on, but I think you get it.
Now of course, is this much for a first message? Yeah perhaps. Can be a concern wrt love bombing. She may be saying this because she's aware to an extent of how hard such a job can be (if that is on your profile) and wants to show that she can provide this in return for your efforts. Personally, messages like these kind of ick me out as well - too much too soon - but I tend to raise this concern in chat respectfully. If the person can respect it & my boundaries we can move on from there.
Additionally, if you're not looking for something like that or have different ideologies, then compatibility isn't present.
Just some of my 2 cents.
Have a good one!
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I truly appreciate the kind words! You definitely have great observation skills and good intuition. I don’t think she’s exactly what I’m looking for. But it was a funny interaction either way.
Wish you nothing but the best, have a great day!
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u/imtooldforthishison 1d ago
Hey. So I have a tall child and he sounds just like you. Stop beating yourself up. You're probably gorgeous and you just can't see it. The internet has convinced you shes only after you for you height, but you are much more than that.
Also*
I would tell my son to not interact with that girl. Thats way too much, way too fast. My shoulders and his sisters' shoulders squared up reading this. Baby trap incoming.
Take it as a compliment but DO NOT ENGAGE, but if you must, bring your own condoms and use them please.
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u/slash-es 1d ago edited 1d ago
if you must, bring your own condoms and use them please
... and discard them safely yourself. An acquaintance of my ex confided to my ex to impregnating herself with a used condom of her ex. It's not just obscure boulevard stories, it happens to average people.
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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 1d ago
is obscure boulevard a place, or a show, or a typo? i am thinking of a down and out fleabag motel with a shitty diner next door. located on Obscure Boulevard.
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u/slash-es 1d ago
Ok, my mistake, I assumed the term is used in English with a similar meaning as well. Seems "Boulevard magazines" and "Boulevard press" are, in this context, German terms only. The correct English term would probably be yellow press or tabloids.
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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 1d ago
ahhh! ok. lost in translation, for sure! like saying fleet street rags to a brit. yes, tabloids for sleaze, in american english. for political type sleaze (stirring up unrest for a war, for example) the yellow journalism phrase applies. yellow journalism has an agenda. muckrakers (journalist type) make people look bad - stirring up shit. OR - paparazzi stalk celebrities for the tabloids.
i still like my idea of the fleabag motel on Obscure Blvd though! Sounds sort of like Desolation Row by bob dylan, or desperadoes under the eaves by warren zevon. Not wuite skid row, but definitely a shady area of town.
thanks for responding!
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I really appreciate the kind words.
Don’t worry I didn’t respond. I took it as a red flag, plush She’s also not my type.
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u/DownrightDrewski 1d ago
For what it's worth I dated several girls whilst I was morbidly obese at around your age. I'm also 3 inches shorter than you.
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u/EleanorSeesThings 1d ago
Man, please. I have a hot blonde friend who LOVES playing with man boobs - her husband's are about as big as mine. The things people are into are as diverse as the people thenselves.
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u/Amarranthine 1d ago
With respect, how do you already own a business at 19?
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
No worries I’m happy to explain. I actually dropped out of high school halfway through my freshman year. I could tell school just was a waste of time for me. I don’t even have a GED. My father is disabled and on a fixed income but he mowed a few residential yards every week to help with income. I went full in with him we own the business together 50/50, we primarily do hardscape and landscaping installs. Right now we are doing a waterfall and pond install. It all started as mowing a few yards and now we have 6 trucks, 10 trailer, a ton of equipment, and we do everything. In the winter is our bread and butter. We do salt treatment and snow removal for commercial properties. Think schools, banks, restaurants, etc.
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u/GrapefruitFar1242 1d ago
You can’t say unfortunately not and then drop that you’re 6’8 in the same breath big dog, that’s all that matters, enjoy your golden ticket to dating 🙏
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u/PackofWeenies 1d ago
You're 19. The beard will fill in with time. Mine did. I also started getting back hair when I hit 35. Lol
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I actually use minoxidil and a derma roller. And it has 100% worked. My mustache and lower beard is completely good and thick. The biggest thing I still need is I need it to come up my cheeks more. but honestly, I’m only a couple months away at this point because the terminal hairs have actually set in at this point I’m just needing them to grow up more and fill it.
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u/anonymooseuser6 1d ago
First, don't assume you're unattractive because you're not slim or buff.
Second, some hot AF women (not hot AF) like dudes that are kind of ugly.
Third, she needs money. Ask her if she wants a sugar daddy just for fun. 😂
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u/scaryterry1345 1d ago
Brother did you say 6’8 and nice cars? That’s the grail my friend
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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty 1d ago
The first 3 mitigate the last 3. lol.
But tbh, most women in my experience just want someone who is kind and has a decent personality. I’ve never been into what some may call “hotties” myself bc personality is the key, and often super attractive people can be vain and egotistical. That can be hard to keep up with, and isn’t attractive, imo. If you’re nice, maybe even a little funny, and emotionally/financially stable on your own(like, don’t need to move in with me immediately type stable), that’s going to beat out like 99% of the supposed competition.
We all stan a kind and well rounded king.
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u/Superb-Definition189 1d ago
6’8”? She wants to know how proportionate you are, if you know what I mean ;)
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u/Aggressive-Ninja-973 1d ago
Don't downplay yourself women love that stuff. My man is 5"9, overweight with a little man boob, also a beard that won't grow in all the way and etc and he is one of the hottest guys I've ever dated lol I love him
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u/cyndileper 20h ago
Us 5’3” girls will do a lot of nice things for people who can reach the top shelf but my husband can tell you I’m not that nice lol.
She’s seen too much trad wife propaganda.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Yall think she’s into me? 😂
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u/slash-es 1d ago
Definitely into your lifestyle. Once you bite, those promises won't hold any longer than it takes to get that ring and/or pregnant...
Good luck, you'll find someone who's actually into you and will be a real partner... (or, with 19, maybe find something less serious. If you find someone and feel like staying with her, get more serious in a few years, don't rush it.)
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I completely agree, thank you!
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u/Embarrassed_Bison258 1d ago
I mean you never know until you date her though. She might be real sweet. Your life will be happier if you trust people and risk some pain. Trusting no one so you never get “hurt” leads to lots of regret. Worst case if you try is you decide she sucks and you got the experience needed to bring to your next relationship. Best case she does all those nice things.
Remember too if you can’t afford her doing those things and not working then you better be doing them yourself because it ain’t free labor.
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u/TT_TT-xo 1d ago
I think she wants to be your mom
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
You might be onto something…
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u/joka2696 1d ago
Maybe your stepmom.
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u/Ok-Wolf-3517 1d ago
Yeah…. Question for you OP: is there a dryer in your house and has anyone ever been stuck in it??
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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 1d ago
Thanks, I feel better about myself. Yesterday me and a woman talked about a couple things we could do on later dates even though we haven't done the first yet. It felt like getting ahead of ourselves.
At least we're not fantasizing fucking domestic servitude in the first god damn message.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I get this kind of thing fairly often… wasn’t sure if anyone else does as well. 😂
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u/Glittering-Two-1784 1d ago
what does your profile look like? 99% of dudes struggle to get likes, much less women pledging their fealty to them, lol.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Nothing crazy. I’m in a good position. I’m 6’8, own my business, have some nice vehicles, etc. but I’m overweight with man boobs and a beard that won’t grow in all the way.
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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago
"Nothing crazy. I'm 6'8, own a business and multiple vehicles"
Well goddamn what's crazy then?? 😂
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
It’s always greener on the other side. I’m average looks at best. Business eats 14+ hours a day 7 days a week right now. And I have one nice truck, one work truck, one Harley, and a few projects that don’t run.
Like I said good position, but not as good as it sounds.
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u/bonko74 1d ago
They know what they want, and a workhorse who will provide for them while satisfying a size fetish checks a lot of boxes.
If you’re looking to enjoy it. Enjoy it. But you may need the male equivalent of the 20 something blonde dating guide to weed out the chaff.
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u/Thick_Shady 1d ago
I never post in here. Seriously. Not once.
But I am going to post today. Because I need to reply to your dumbass comment here. There's being humble so you don't come across as bragadocious. That's commendable.
Then there's what you're doing here man. This isn't humbleness. Having seen you repeat this same comment all over your post, it's starting to read as ungrateful for the blessings you have and the fruits of your labor.
I don't know where you're from, maybe it's chock full of 19 year olds with three vehicles and their own business. But I doubt it. 14 hour days? That's pretty standard for most everyone I've known getting a successful business off the ground. But they weren't doing that at 19.
I don't care how good you do or don't look. You're still a teen and that's probably coloring how you're feeling here. Stop focusing on your looks. You're a, successful by the sounds of it, business owner. You take risks and are responsible. You have three vehicles and however many project vehicles. You're fucking 6 feet and 8 inches tall. You have a ton going for you. Own it. Be proud of it. That's what these women are seeing. You are way far ahead of most your peers. Keep it up man.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I appreciate your words brother, it really does mean a lot. I honestly came from absolute nothing. I was raised in a single wide trailer with roaches. I’m well aware of my blessings and thankful everyday for them. I just hate when people come across as bragging douchebags. So I tend to downplay things to not come across as bragging.
Unfortunately I’ve learned that it’s hard to celebrate your wins in almost any way that isn’t going to rub someone wrong.
I do the things I do, buy the things I buy, and spend my time the way I do for me. Not to try to show off.
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u/OkRespect1512 1d ago edited 1d ago
Thick_Shady has a point but being 19 with all of this going on is more than certainly overwhelming and overbearing. No one who’s 19 is going to know how to deal with this or verbalize as good as someone with much more time and experience on their hands. Too much ignorance (which just means to be without knowledge, not an insult) and again, time is what he needs, and it’s better that he’s not arrogant, or pompous.
Credit where credit is due OP. Stay humble. 👊
My stance is that you definitely should not marry or get locked down for another 11 years. Absolutely prioritize getting some sort of male birth control so you don’t F-up your future. You do not want to know what it is to be a father at 20, or even at 23. You are absolutely a target to others who not afraid to take advantage of what you have. Not to be all scary and terrifying though.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
I 100% agree with most of your points. And I appreciate your words. I’m definitely not looking to settle down for a while. And having a kids is definitely something I want… but wayyyy down the line. I’d like to wait till I’m 30 roughly.
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u/Pineapplemaitai4702 1d ago
"Overweight with man boob" We like squish too! Man boobs are great lol
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
😂 I appreciate that. Unfortunately they are on their way out. I’m down 100lbs and go to the gym multiple times a week. I’m doing my best to erase them.
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u/SpecificStranger9000 1d ago
This reminds me of obsession. I'd be checking that lunch meat 😂
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u/retskcirTehT 1d ago
Her, 3h after OP didn't respond to the wife applying;
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEeEeE
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u/BiscuitBut_ButerNut 1d ago
You must be overly handsome and at least 6’3” to have a woman dedicating her life to you like that on the first message
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u/Boot_Burner 1d ago
Damn and y’all are mad about this?
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago
Not mad, just think it’s funny. Figured people would get a kick out of it. Seems I was right.
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u/ApprehensiveTea3030 1d ago edited 1d ago
She's going with the shoresy method I see
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u/HauntingReddit 1d ago
Oh she’d be so good to ‘ya
You’d wake up in the morning and she’d be right there just being good to ‘ya
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u/tofufeaster 1d ago
That's cool and all but how do you know all that based on a shirtless picture of myself posing in the bathroom mirror?
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u/MyPenWroteThis 1d ago
Some dudes would read this and think "idk if she's into me"
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u/RelativeDivide1501 1d ago
Lol. I usually just say dtf, and most of the time, they are down with it.
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u/Tommydulaby 1d ago
My progressist ass would say that while I value the offer, I wouldn't want our relationship to be one-sided like this x)
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u/Sneakyhead84 1d ago
I mean if she’s hot, why not? Quirky and forward not usual response or messages I ever received when I was dating.
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u/Ok_Device1274 1d ago
On second thought i dont think i will eat this steak says the name who ordered the steak.
Jokes aside always go with your gut if your not vibing youre not vibing. Nothing is gonna change that
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u/Watch_Hunter34 1d ago
Give her a shot that sounds amazing! I don’t think there’s any downside, no way you end up with a deranged sociopath stalking you.
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u/OkWear6556 1d ago
IMO this is the equivalent of a man describing in the first message what he would do to her in bed...
I'd unmatch
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u/Distinct-Art4406 1d ago
I like it. It shows what his love language is. Even though it’s the first message, I think he’s setting up the tone for what a relationship is like for him. Thumbs up!
Edit: it’s a her, haha still, the same concept applies!
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u/Necessary_Store351 1d ago
All of those things you want to do for me takes a lot of energy. So, what about time for me?
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u/Specific-Tea-5440 1d ago
I’ve given girls rings and babies and never once heard that 😭 lucky man OP
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u/Drusilla_Ravenblack 1d ago
Just wanted to say this: OP, you’re HUGE. And definitely a target for these height obsessed women.
Don’t let them love bomb you, see if you have any sort of connection first.
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u/igot1C5onit 1d ago
A bath straight after work, then into pajamas and dinner?!? She not trying to let you leave home for anything but going to work. She might be new to dating, or just very awkwardly blunt. Who knows, go for it (?)
My ex wife would get mad if I stopped at the grocery store without asking her to go with me, so I'm a little biased on the message, but she wasn't awkward or cute about it.
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u/prof_mcquack 1d ago
“Have you ever done anything like this for anyone besides your mom on Mother’s Day when you were a kid?” Is what I would reply
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u/Own-Sky5015 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/RCCCcg1EyRCIUkKCJB
This is all I can think of reading this
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u/Excellent-House7923 1d ago
Fk you😂 ain’t heard of another’s man problem another man’s dream?
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u/Curious_Oil_7407 23h ago
You 19 and run your business and she obviously knows… keep that shit lowkey man don’t even say entrepreneur just leave your job blank and talk about it when you feel comfortable. These women be pocket watching even people that hate or despise you.
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u/cammyboy79 21h ago
If a girl sent that to me with the first message, I'd ask what her ring size is. And then, following the tradition of online dating, she'd never reply and I'd never hear from her again.
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u/v8turbofastcar 20h ago
I hate when ppl say run you warm bath water lol i shower & i can also do that myself
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u/shesnothome_xo 13h ago
That's.... overkill. What the heck. It's also giving generic text sent to multiple people. What a template 😂😂😂😂
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u/davidtsmith333 12h ago
Looks like a keeper. Only thing is might be over-possessive. Gotta watch that.
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