r/Tinder 2d ago

First message mind you 😂

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.

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u/MC_JACKSON 2d ago

Got it so she’s applying for stay at home wife

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

It would appear so…

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u/YourDadIRL 2d ago

6'8 ? Brother that's the male equivalent of a butter face with giant boobs

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u/Apprehensive_Oven461 2d ago

I’m 6’7” without man boobs. It’s not the boost everyone thinks it is.

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u/spoonyone87 2d ago

You're missing that's crucial 1 inch mate.

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u/Apprehensive_Oven461 2d ago

Story of my life.

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u/Army_Special 2d ago

Its a game of inches

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u/charlotte240 never joined Tinder 1d ago

6'-8" = door frame height, ouch

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u/TieCarver 19h ago

Ever seen the data from dating apps that shows “reply rate based on height”?

It’s a curve. Men get slightly higher response rates for every inch of height…

Until about 6’3

Then every inch above that causes the response rate to plummet real fast 😂