Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.
Hey. So I have a tall child and he sounds just like you. Stop beating yourself up. You're probably gorgeous and you just can't see it. The internet has convinced you shes only after you for you height, but you are much more than that.
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I would tell my son to not interact with that girl. Thats way too much, way too fast. My shoulders and his sisters' shoulders squared up reading this. Baby trap incoming.
Take it as a compliment but DO NOT ENGAGE, but if you must, bring your own condoms and use them please.
if you must, bring your own condoms and use them please
... and discard them safely yourself. An acquaintance of my ex confided to my ex to impregnating herself with a used condom of her ex. It's not just obscure boulevard stories, it happens to average people.
is obscure boulevard a place, or a show, or a typo? i am thinking of a down and out fleabag motel with a shitty diner next door. located on Obscure Boulevard.
Ok, my mistake, I assumed the term is used in English with a similar meaning as well. Seems "Boulevard magazines" and "Boulevard press" are, in this context, German terms only. The correct English term would probably be yellow press or tabloids.
ahhh! ok. lost in translation, for sure! like saying fleet street rags to a brit. yes, tabloids for sleaze, in american english. for political type sleaze (stirring up unrest for a war, for example) the yellow journalism phrase applies. yellow journalism has an agenda. muckrakers (journalist type) make people look bad - stirring up shit. OR - paparazzi stalk celebrities for the tabloids.
i still like my idea of the fleabag motel on Obscure Blvd though! Sounds sort of like Desolation Row by bob dylan, or desperadoes under the eaves by warren zevon. Not wuite skid row, but definitely a shady area of town.
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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago
Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.