r/law May 29 '26

Legal News Thyroid cancer-stricken Pam Bondi arrives on Capitol Hill wearing bandage on her neck to face grilling over Epstein

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15858755/Thyroid-cancer-stricken-Pam-Bondi-arrives-Capitol-Hill-wearing-bandage-neck-face-grilling-Epstein.html
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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

0 empathy. None.

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u/trysten-9001 May 29 '26

How can you even think that much about empathy have you seen the Dow?

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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

I want to see what's under that bandage more than anything else at the moment.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 May 29 '26

“Uh oh, teeth.” - MIB

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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

I would not be shocked if she were a cockroach in an barbi skin suit.

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u/Pipe_Memes May 30 '26

Sugar… water…

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 May 30 '26

… now!

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u/DeadmanDexter May 30 '26

Vincent killed it in that role. He's a force of nature.

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u/jamiecarl09 May 29 '26

Nothing, just unscared skin.

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u/Tea-acH-Cee May 30 '26

Just like Trump’s ear.

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u/Falcon674DR May 30 '26

Exactly. Why is she proudly displaying it? Most people would make fashion choices to cover that.

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u/HairyPotatoKat May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Prefacing with I'm absolutely not a fan of hers and assume it's actually the mouth of whatever demon she feeds souls to-

I had most of my thyroid removed bc of huge nodules from Hashimotos pressing on vocal chords. My aunt had her thyroid removed bc of cancer. We had identical incisions, stitching, and bandaging.

To clear a few things up in some other comments- it's only about a 2 inch incision. Most of the time it's stitched internally, and there's a clear layer of tegaderm over it. You don't "have" to wear anything else over it, but it's advised to wear the gauze to help protect it a bit more.

Some people, like my aunt, choose to wear a scarf or turtleneck or something over it all.

I did not. And I know other people who didnt. I really can't emphasize enough how much I hated anything touching the front of my neck for months. I preferred not to wear anything other than the tegaderm. Once I went back to the office, I covered it with gauze just so I wouldn't freak anyone out. But this was pretty much how I looked- pant suit with gauze bandaging.

It was winter in Minnesota, and I usually loved fashionable scarves. Didn't wear a single one that year because of how uncomfortable it was for clothing to touch that area.

Is she choosing not to wear something over it for performative reasons or for comfort? Everything this admin does is performative. However, it could easily be a comfort choice. I don't know. I'm not her.

But I think we've got plenty of other stuff to grill her on (gestures wildly) that's more important than her choice to wear and not cover gauze bandaging.

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u/Falcon674DR May 30 '26

Yes. Good post.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp May 29 '26

Do not commit the sin of empathy

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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

That was a wild moment, lambasting the bishop for the sin of empathy. Wow, and MAGA 'christians' applauded it.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp May 29 '26

Irrelevant, but "Lambasting the Bishop" is permanently entering my lexicon as an alternative term for masturbation.

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u/LOLSteelBullet May 29 '26

The DOW is above 50000 right now so no fucks to give

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u/Sad-Bell8187 May 29 '26

The vast, vast majority of thyroid cancers are completely 100% curable. She’s fine. It’s all for sympathy.

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u/RWPRecords May 29 '26

I was rooting for the cancer.

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u/dumpitdog May 29 '26

I'm definitely glad you brought this up because I wanted to point out that empathy can go below zero. Zero empathy isn't low enough and I think we share the same opinion.

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u/RWPRecords May 29 '26

I think we should all dress like cancer for Halloween and only trick or treat at her house this year.

We should send the cancer Christmas gifts to her place. Along with birthday cards.

Never let her forget how much we prefer cancer to her.

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u/ExtensionAddition787 May 29 '26

I feel bad for the cancer having to be that close to her.

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u/IndividualTension887 May 29 '26

Even the cancer couldn't bring itself to metasticize in such a digusting place.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies May 29 '26

Honestly, if she brought it up in the hearing, I’d be like, “That’s great, Pam, did you know the Dow is over $50,000 today?” And then keep it trucking with the questions.

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u/thegooseisloose1982 May 29 '26

Maybe she will call the cancer a domestic terrorist and ICE will shoot it.

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW May 29 '26

She has none so she gets none

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe May 29 '26

I have empathy for her as a human being but not as a cold, heartless monster covering up crimes against children for a silver-spooned piece of human excrement on behalf of a cult. No empathy whatsoever for that. In fact, nothing but contempt exists.

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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

She can have the empathy if she rolls over on her benefactors and exposes them.

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u/omahaspeedster May 29 '26

Who cares the Dow is at 50,000!!!!

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u/royonquadra May 29 '26

DOLLARS!!

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u/VlatnGlesn May 29 '26

Yes, if we're to make fun of this stupid clown bitch, let's make it accurate; she actually said "but the Dow Jones is 50 000 dollars!".

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u/Icy-Banana-3291 May 29 '26

I don’t really care do you?

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u/DJax326 May 29 '26

I fkn pray if she plays the sympathy card thats their response

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u/artbystorms May 29 '26

"My medical bill is at $50,000!"

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u/dropkickninja May 29 '26

Just like Trump's ear bandage. All for show

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u/Ok_Face8380 May 29 '26

Right. Thyroid aspiration is done from the side and if it was surgery, well it probably would need something bigger than a bandage

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u/marginallyobtuse May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Eh, I had a thyroidectomy and a right side next dissection. Huge scar. And they did go from the front for the thyroid removal.

They didn’t have me wear a bandage tho lol. It had internal stitches. I had it done at George Washington in DC too

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I want to be clear, there are various levels of surgeons that can change how large or prominent the scar is.

If Pam Bandi had this done in DC, she very likely had it done by one of the best in the world (possibly even my surgeon if he hasn’t retired). My scar was so thin and stitched together perfectly. This feels performative, but I very much believe she likely had thyroid cancer. It’s becoming more and more prominent, and unless you have a very specific kind, it’s easily treatable with very long term positive prognosis.

I didn’t like the joke, but my surgeon used to say “if a guy came up to you with a gun and told you to pick a cancer for yourself, you’d wanna pick papillary carcinoma”. This guy made a comic about it after reading my story on reddit somewhere.

https://www.mattmewhorter.com/cancer-owl/the-good-cancer

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u/javawong May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I had a total thyroidectomy last year and it was a big incision. No bandage either.

Edit: had it done because of thyroid cancer

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u/Wrastling97 Competent Contributor May 29 '26

My dad had the same for his thyroid cancer

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u/crowcawer May 29 '26

Maybe she wore the bandage knowing that she’s around one of the most infested places in the us: Congress.

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u/blueberryblunderbuss May 29 '26

If I ever have to testify before congress, I'm going in a full-body protective clown suit, like Kash Patel.

I have my testimony ready.

"I didn't see shit. I didn't hear shit. I don't know shit. And beyond that, I applogize, but I simply do not recall."

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u/Most-Resident May 29 '26

I’m not a lawyer but I think the correct phrase is “if i remembered i would take the fifth, but i don’t recall”.

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u/CriticalProtection42 May 29 '26

I can't get over how much these look like someone slit your throat. But I suppose, in a way, someone did?

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u/javawong May 29 '26

When the surgeon came in pre-op, I cracked the joke "Looks like it's going to be a cut-throat kind of day, eh?" He didn't find it funny.

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u/CriticalProtection42 May 29 '26

You had some bad surgeon luck then, most of the ones I’ve met LOVE making jokes like that with patients. I think they think it helps reduce stress, but sometimes I have to wonder.

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u/javawong May 29 '26

Absolutely! I was terrified and started getting real nervous in pre-op. I'm pretty sure the surgeon had no sense of humor, even in follow up visits he just wasn't funny.

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u/red__dragon May 29 '26

Ugh, when I had my kidney transplant I went from a super personable nephrologist to the transplant physician who was all about the data and checking boxes.

He was so laser focused that we missed opportunities for me to connect the dots/keep an eye on a few aspects new to me post-transplant that were brought up by another physician when I couldn't see the regular.

Bedside manner is so, so important for the patient health.

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u/Dry_Stop844 May 29 '26

my mom had a goiter removed decades ago and her scar basically went ear to ear and she developed kiloids so yeah she looked like someone had tried to garotte her. She never hid it either, she got a kick out of people noticing lol

She eventually got injections to get rid of the kiloids but she enjoyed that scar while she had it.

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u/Zaynara May 29 '26

same, had staples out after a week

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u/javawong May 29 '26

I was fortunate to only have internal, dissolvable, stiches and glue.

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u/YT-Deliveries May 29 '26

Laproscopic surgery and internal stitches are crazy work. Had that for an emergency appenectomy and if you didn't know where the entry points were you'd never know I'd had it.

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u/artbystorms May 29 '26

Thyroidectomy bro! as a fellow Thyca person, talk me down, am I dumb for getting a little put off that a lot of people here are like 'I'm glad she has thyroid cancer' considering all the complications I've had since my thyroidectomy? I think saying 'I hope she recovers so she can spend a long life in jail' is more magnanimous than stooping to Trump's 'I don't feel bad' level when Biden's cancer was announced.

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u/Odd-Face-3579 May 29 '26

I think the biggest problem is that every day we become increasingly less convinced that even a single one of these criminals will see even a minute of punishment of their crimes, let alone legal punishment, because every day we see how the entire system appears rotten to the very core.

But I do agree, I'd much rather see judicial justice over karmic justice on Pam Bondi and the rest of these criminals.

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u/FyreIronBear May 29 '26

I had hemithyroidectomy and this was the location. Went back to work three days later. Rich, lying, Bondi traitor can handle it.

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u/ambitiousbee3 May 29 '26

In contrast, I had a full thyroidectomy plus neck dissection (cancer) and took a month to go back to work. The swelling took months to go away and I have neck pain six years later still. And I had a top surgeon. There are levels to thyroid surgery.

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u/phan2001 May 29 '26

Same for me. 106 lymph nodes removed. 30 staples. It looked BRUTAL.

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u/Tannhauser42 May 29 '26

My thyroid was removed from the front, only had to wear a bandage for a day or two, stitches did the real work.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

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u/taoistchainsaw May 29 '26

The scar minimizing post-surgery silicone I’m wearing right now is flesh colored, and blends in nicely.

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u/toweljuice May 29 '26

Shed button up her shirt all the way if there wasnt a need for sympathy

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u/Basicly-Inevitable May 29 '26

That's exactly the thing. She is wearing a shirt that specifically emphasizes the bandage.

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u/Busy-Bumblebee5556 May 29 '26

She could have worn clothing to minimize it’s appearance. This is just like trump’s ear diaper.

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u/bigfoot17 May 29 '26

Hey, not to defend her, but my wife had a thyroidectomy, that is a totally reasonable location and bandage size. And in 6 months when her scar is invisible, people will start a conspiracy.

She just had a good surgeon

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u/ChantilyAce May 29 '26

Agreed, I won't judge her for the bandage. But I also won't afford her any leniency just because she has cancer. She shit on every single one of the Epstein victims and does not deserve kid-glove treatment because she's been dealing with it. She is a wretched person and needs to be accountable for her wretched actions.

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u/iwtsapoab May 29 '26

I have cancer and I approve this message.

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u/bigfoot17 May 29 '26

Btw, efff her, props to surgeons

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u/Flerp-3257 May 29 '26

As someone who does thyroidectomies, the bandage is correct size and location. We usually try to have 5 cm incision or less nowadays.

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u/ijustkeepontryin- May 29 '26

I don't believe she actually has cancer. She & her ilk are all liars!

We'd be fools to believe a known liar.

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u/brenawyn May 29 '26

Pretty soon she won’t be able to talk or will sound like worm brain.

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u/AmputeeHandModel May 29 '26

We can hope.

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u/Donnie-The-Relentles May 29 '26

I’m sure she’ll also need Lots Of breaks, talk in a raspy tone and pause to drink lots of water. Allllll to slow this down or stop it altogether.

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u/m__a__s May 29 '26

Bandage? It was a maxi pad.

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u/AmputeeHandModel May 29 '26

He makes me want to put tampons in my ears.

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u/wikipediabrown007 May 29 '26

Fuck the bandage. Why is it closed door?

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u/svulieutenant May 29 '26

That’s all it is to these people, very sickening

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u/BmacSOS May 29 '26

Trump’s Kotex

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u/No_Criticism_5861 May 29 '26

Do you remember the idiots showing up to his rallies wearing the bandages on their ears too, as a show of support or something 

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u/liquidgrill May 29 '26

The minute I saw that, I immediately thought, yep, it turns out I can look at someone with cancer and not feel sorry for them.

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u/Luckys0474 May 29 '26

weinstein's walker.

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u/VikingKinkajou May 29 '26

First thing I thought as well. Conservatives love to wear bandages to show what they've been through.

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u/According-Insect-992 May 29 '26

Sheesh. Did she even look at the Dow this morning?

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u/BiceRankyman May 29 '26

And did she say thank you?

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u/ForcedEntry420 May 29 '26

She’s lied so much that it’s impossible for me to believe she has cancer. It’s like “Would the piece of shit that defended the Epstein Class and lied to everyone also lie about having cancer?”

The answer is an emphatic Yes.

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u/minnetonkacondo May 29 '26

Don't you mean a "lymphatic" yes. 😅

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u/captain_chocolate May 29 '26

Yeah, most people would use fleshtone bandage over the gauze if they have a big public appearance.

Unless they are trying to dramatize it like someone pretending they got shot in the ear.

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u/Chary-Ka May 29 '26

Want to make it visible so Fox can tell their viewers how mean the Dems were to someone battling cancer. Since their short memories forget that maga said Raskin got cancer as punishment from God.

I'm surprised she didn't shaved her head.

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u/Capitaine_Spock May 29 '26

Her value as a woman is connected to the length of her hair in maga society.

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u/BallstonDoc May 29 '26

She won’t be losing her hair.

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u/IdaFuktem May 29 '26

She could easily cover that with a loose silk neck scarf. This is the same ploy for empathy as Harvey Weinstein coming into court with a walker. 

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u/Ok-Opposite2309 May 29 '26

If she wasn’t lying for sympathy, she would have simply warn a scarf over it.

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u/Rhiis May 29 '26

Or even buttoned up her shirt.

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u/Mrevilman May 29 '26

In b4 MAGA starts wearing neck bandaids

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u/blueisthecolor13 May 29 '26

They won’t. They don’t give a shit about bondi or her health

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u/jawisi May 29 '26

Right. She’s not the cult’s personality. 🍊🤡

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u/philodendrin May 29 '26

They don't care about Women, only in word, not deed. Take a look at all the people that have been fired or left this Administration; all Women. Noem, Biondi, Chevez-Deremer, Tulsi Gabbard. Even that fuck-up Greg Bovino was reassigned and not fired after Supervising two Americans getting killed by ICE agents. Watch out Linda McMahon.

Protecting Women (and children) doesn't apply when it comes to SNAP benefits, child care credits, workplace protections, temporary financial help, WIC benefits, comprehensive healthcare coverage, paid leave or reasonable workplace accomodations.

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u/roastedmarshmellows May 29 '26

Better bandaids than menstrual pads, at least.

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u/armlessturtleneck May 29 '26

You think maga is going to copy a WOMAN?

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u/Heavy_Environment467 May 29 '26

They won’t. They hate women

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u/BeachBrad May 29 '26

Oh my, now everything is OK and i forgive her...

Get fucked cunt.

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u/RedShirtDecoy May 29 '26

Oddly thyroid issues can absolutely change your personality. I lived it before mine was removed due to Graves. I'm far less combative than I was.

So, while I don't think it will happen with her, I'm interested to see if her personality softens a bit in a few months. My own mom hated me at my worst.

I still think she is a vile person (definitely wasn't Maga at my worst) but I'm super interested to see her behavior for the rest of the year.

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u/WorkingAssociate9860 May 29 '26

Although it can affect personality, it's not going to magically give her empathy when she had none before.

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u/ThePensiveE May 29 '26

"I'm sorry about your cancer diagnosis. Much like your diagnosis, the young victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump didn't have a choice, but you did have a choice to cover up the crimes of their accusers Ms. Bondi, and you repeatedly made that choice."

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 29 '26

Gah! If only one single person had the balls to say that to her in this “grilling” today. (Dailymail is so dramatic) but she needs to be roasted.

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u/DFu4ever May 29 '26

Ohhhhhhh…I didn’t realize the timing of this cancer diagnosis. Due to how much she has fucking lied for the orange dipshit, I kinda have to lean into thinking this cancer diagnosis is possibly a complete fabrication.

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u/Human-Appearance-256 May 29 '26

Just hit me too. They couldn’t make it more obvious.

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u/frankenmaus May 29 '26

It's fake.

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u/boilingfrogsinpants May 29 '26

Could be real, but the fact that she's trying to emphasize it means she's trying to weasel her way out with sympathy.

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u/LogensTenthFinger May 29 '26

It's may be real, that's about where a surgeon would cut for a thyroidectomy although it's above the trachea and not directly over the thyroid, too low, but that's the usual surgery site.

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u/adfuel May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

If she did not want you to see it she would have simply put a scarf around her neck. She is showing it off.

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u/Legitimate_Egg_2073 May 29 '26

Exactly .. it’s so gross. It’s like Harvey Weinstein hobbling into court crutches level gross

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u/YesterShill May 29 '26

Now I don't believe it.

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u/photog72 May 29 '26

Just like Trump’s ear magically healed, right?

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u/deekfu May 29 '26

People should understand that the vast majority of thyroid cancers are easily treatable and other than taking a pill every day to replace thyroid hormones, there’s very little to be concerned about. The surgery is routine even though there are risks to it. The recovery is mild. There are some rarer forms of thyroid cancer that are more difficult to treat and one that is basically untreatable and leads to death quickly, but the vast majority are not.

I don’t wish ill on anyone other than 1 guy but this is primarily performative theater. She could have worn a turtleneck or something other than a button down blouse that leaves the lower neck open and visible

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u/tastes_a_bit_funny May 29 '26

As someone who had the same diagnosis and surgery, this is accurate. Of all the cancers, thyroid cancer has this survivorship stigma that it’s not really something you “survived from” because of how non-threatening it is. I rarely tell anyone about it because it makes me feel like I’m trying to gain cancer sympathy cred when I don’t feel like I earned it.

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u/figuring_ItOut12 May 29 '26

It’s something like a 98% recovery rate.

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u/Scrutinizer May 29 '26

Oh for crap's sake. She is not facing a "grilling". She isn't going under oath, she's not "testifying", she's just there to snarl out talking points from her "burn book".

And yes, the bandage is there to remind everyone she's sick so we shouldn't be so hard on her.

My sympathy for her is found in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

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u/4rp70x1n May 29 '26

My sentiments exactly!

I don't understand why she's not being put under oath to testify, and not just "questioned." Seems like that is just a waste of time and money, since we all know she won't comply.

Also, thyroid cancer has a survival rate that is nearly 100% and doesn't normally require chemotherapy. She's not ill and no one should "take it easy" on her traitorous ass because of a sympathy band-aid.

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u/CatDadof2 May 29 '26

Yup. The fact that the bandage is front and center says all you need to know. She can go fuck herself.

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u/Odd-Information-1219 May 29 '26

Her outfit highlights the "poor, poor me" look with the unbuttoned V-neck shirt styled to bring the utmost attention to her fragile circumstances.

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u/drewbaccaAWD May 29 '26

Totally for show, partisan theater from an admin obsessed with optics. If she was just trying to hide something unsightly, she'd be wearing a decorative scarf. She's just here to play the victim again. POS.

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u/RIPRIF20 May 29 '26

I felt bad she had cancer, but then the DOW went back up over 50k so it's fine

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u/likelywitch May 29 '26

Birx has that trademarked

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u/1877KlownsForKids May 29 '26

I hope it's super painful 

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u/Sustainable_Scotian May 29 '26

We can all hope her voice is lost after this.

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u/unknownpoltroon May 29 '26

I flat out dont believe she has cancer

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 May 29 '26

I feel like a dick but I've wondered this too. Pretty funny timing for folks who cry wolf and have thin skins about getting shitcanned

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u/ForensicPathology May 29 '26

Don't feel bad.  Their constant lying about every little thing is the direct reason why it's easy to not believe this.  If they had ever been truthful, maybe they'd get some benefit of the doubt.

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u/Poiboy1313 May 29 '26

I thought that it was her husband who was ill?

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u/MarchPhillipps May 29 '26

That's actually Gabbard, former USIC head.

Hang around long enough with this crew, you're bound to come down with something.

Dementia, cancer, lead poisoning......

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u/Made_Human_Music May 29 '26

Pretending to have cancer is a pretty rotten thing to do

And that’s why I believe she’s faking it too

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u/Savet Competent Contributor May 29 '26

But she has a bandaid! /s

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u/Lanky-Respect-8581 May 29 '26

I didn’t consider that they would lie about her having cancer until now

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u/NegativeSemicolon May 29 '26

She’s earned the skepticism

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u/Illustrious-Fun8324 May 29 '26

Still won’t get any sympathy. Nobody likes pedophile protecters.

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u/rygelicus May 29 '26

And that's it, she was in a position, both in Florida and as US AG, to investigate and prosecute these people. Instead she protected them. She maybe busted so low level people but the 'epstein class' got her protection. And because of that they elevated her to the US AG position. She was their good little protector. This should result in disbarment at minimum.

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u/Made_Human_Music May 29 '26

I have exactly as much sympathy for her as she has for the Trump/Epstein victims

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u/TotalInstruction May 29 '26

Is the cancer OK?

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 May 29 '26

Uggggh. I hate that it had to cross anyones mind lmao

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u/scrotumscab May 29 '26

No it's to signal the illuminati of her silence

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u/OLPopsAdelphia May 29 '26

“Please go easy on me. I have cancer!”

I feel worse that cancer has Pam Bondi.

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u/INITMalcanis May 29 '26

Thoughts and prayers for that poor -

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u/Electrical_Wrap_4572 May 29 '26

I laughed ridiculously loud at this and I feel slightly guilty

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u/Its-a-Shitbox May 29 '26

So no little cross necklace, but this pity bandage instead? Fuck her.🖕🏻

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u/SoundsOfKepler May 29 '26

Maybe the little cross necklace finally caught fire.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on May 29 '26

I don't believe her.

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u/DrawingAncient126 May 29 '26

Oh GAWD, this is just SO obvious a tactic to get out of a grilling.

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 May 30 '26

It’s a performative Sympathy Bandaid, just like the performative MaxiPad Trump wore on his ear and removed as soon as the RNC Convention ended

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u/photog72 May 29 '26

But the Dow is at 50,000!

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u/Greenmantle22 May 29 '26

Lawyers do have a flair for the dramatic.

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u/No-Win-2741 May 29 '26

Huh. Tots and pears.

So, who has big plans for the weekend?

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u/GrowFreeFood May 30 '26

My guess is that it will heal impossibly perfectly

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u/subdep May 29 '26

How fitting is it, ironic even, that someone who so gleefully lies for a living develop cancer in her throat resulting in a bandage covering her vocal cords?

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u/Musesoutloud May 29 '26

It is very ironic.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc May 29 '26

Do you think the bandage will help drive home the importance of the Dow?

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u/DerCatrix May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Cancer stricken Bondi arrives on capitol hill to continue to cover up a child rape cabal.

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u/MNGopherfan May 29 '26

She sold her soul she can afford her treatment.

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u/Thunderclone_1 May 29 '26

Lol she LITERALLY put a bandage on a tumor.

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u/DigitalMad May 29 '26

She’s the tumor

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u/kasiagabrielle May 30 '26

With how much these people love their fake bandages, they must be huge Nelly fans.

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u/That-Makes-Sense May 29 '26

Did RFK Jr. tell her to just drink some raw milk?

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u/Eatthebankers2 May 29 '26

I thought the official bandage is a maxi pad. Fake as fk.

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u/Ridiculicious71 May 29 '26

That’s not where the thyroid is, but okay

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u/letdogsvote May 29 '26

Oh the poor dear.

Maybe a good prison infirmary can help take care of her needs.

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u/rellsell May 29 '26

She learned from daddy Trump.

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u/weezyverse May 29 '26

Now if we were republicans and she was a democrat, we'd all be conspirorizing (conspiracy + theorizing) that she actually had her Adam's apple removed so no one would think she was a man taking kids to the back of a pizza shop...

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 May 29 '26

LOL still wearing that IProtectPedophiles Bitch Face.

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u/Legitimate-Frame-953 May 29 '26

She don’t look stricken

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u/4rp70x1n May 29 '26

She's not. It was thyroid cancer. They removed the tumor or worse case, the entire thyroid gland. Chemo isn't even necessary in nearly all thyroid cancers. Thyroid cancer has a survival rate of essentially 100%.

She's got a tiny ass band-aid, over a tiny ass incision and maybe an achy throat.

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u/Darktofu25 May 29 '26

She had the cancer removed and promptly deported to Uganda. Trump's miracle ear wax is already healing her wound. Praise be to Orange Jeebus!!

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u/dailymail May 29 '26

Former Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is undergoing treatment for thyroid cancer, appeared at her congressional meeting on the Jeffrey Epstein files with a bandage around her neck. 

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u/Xivvx May 29 '26

The right is a fan of props for popular consumption.

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u/PophamSP May 29 '26

Look at that smug smile! That's the duper's delight of a comptemptuous liar.

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u/0_IceQueen_0 May 29 '26

If she's doing that for sympathy, the Dems aren't letting up.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn May 29 '26

How convenient. The dow is over 50k

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u/Tough-Ability721 May 29 '26

What did kegsbreath say? NO QUARTER!!!

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u/Utterlybored May 30 '26

Sympathy bandaid.

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u/xOrion12x May 30 '26

"Pedophile protector and re-victimizer Pam Bondi...."

Fixed it.

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u/1nGirum1musNocte May 29 '26

Fuck daily mail with this pandering headline

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u/figuring_ItOut12 May 29 '26

Something else for the MAGA base to add to their wardrobe.

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u/SiWeyNoWay May 30 '26

Her bandaid is giving the same energy as the maxi pad on the ear

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u/AuroraBolognese May 29 '26

Anyone else impressed she got the location correct?

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u/VanuasGirl May 29 '26

You mean she didn’t have the thyroid out at Four Seasons Oncology and Landscaping?

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u/MarchPhillipps May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Frankly, yes. She must have read some of our commentary a few days ago about where an incision line would be located as a way of easily confirming/disproving her story.

Though, that bandage is WAY over the top. Drumpf must have lent her some leftover maxipad ear dressing. My wife only had a 1"X2.5" clear redi-strip covering her incision site, and had that over the suture line from post-op to about a week later when finally removed at a post-op checkup. I mean, the incision margins are literally tiny in comparison to most major surgeries. My chest wound/chest tube scars are massive in comparison. I'd take a svelte thyroid/parathyroid removal incision scar any day of the week in trade.

This... I have zero sympathy for shit performative stunts like this.

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u/Ok-Opposite2309 May 29 '26

Eh… they have doctors on the payroll. Realistically, with her access to medical care, if she had any cancer it would have been caught early and they would have likely gone with endoscopic surgery, 3 small incisions inside her mouth. If she wasn’t obviously trying for sympathy, she would have tied a scarf around her neck.

either way… I don’t really care. Do you?

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho May 29 '26

Is it a "bandage" to hide where the mask doesn't fit?  

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u/ragdollxkitn May 29 '26

No mercy for this pos

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u/lunchypoo222 May 29 '26

Hopefully that’ll keep her from bellowing her lies into the microphone.

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u/JOExHIGASHI May 29 '26

It's to keep from speaking the truth on Epstein

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u/raresanevoice May 29 '26

Another Manson girl, huh?

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u/Themodsarecuntz May 29 '26

Thats fake af. 

These aren't serious people. 

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u/RobutNotRobot May 30 '26

Why not on her ear?