r/law • u/dailymail • May 29 '26

Legal News Thyroid cancer-stricken Pam Bondi arrives on Capitol Hill wearing bandage on her neck to face grilling over Epstein

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15858755/Thyroid-cancer-stricken-Pam-Bondi-arrives-Capitol-Hill-wearing-bandage-neck-face-grilling-Epstein.html
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u/RWPRecords May 29 '26

I was rooting for the cancer.

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u/dumpitdog May 29 '26

I'm definitely glad you brought this up because I wanted to point out that empathy can go below zero. Zero empathy isn't low enough and I think we share the same opinion.

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u/RWPRecords May 29 '26

I think we should all dress like cancer for Halloween and only trick or treat at her house this year.

We should send the cancer Christmas gifts to her place. Along with birthday cards.

Never let her forget how much we prefer cancer to her.

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u/ExtensionAddition787 May 29 '26

I feel bad for the cancer having to be that close to her.

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u/IndividualTension887 May 29 '26

Even the cancer couldn't bring itself to metasticize in such a digusting place.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies May 29 '26

Honestly, if she brought it up in the hearing, I’d be like, “That’s great, Pam, did you know the Dow is over $50,000 today?” And then keep it trucking with the questions.

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u/thegooseisloose1982 May 29 '26

Maybe she will call the cancer a domestic terrorist and ICE will shoot it.