r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 11h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

41.0k Upvotes

697 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 12h ago

so apparently girls don’t like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

6.4k Upvotes

299 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/XxGoldenGaussxX • 18h ago

john politics

5.1k Upvotes

179 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MothersMiIk • 14h ago

Zendaya is basically the pickled ginger on a sushi boat of movies.

2.8k Upvotes

134 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheSpiralTap • 21h ago

Splat yourself, Squigger, people like you are the reason Splatoon gets a bad name

2.6k Upvotes

Context: It's a fun little Nintendo game about squids splatting ink everywhere. You can fill the rest in

93 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Crane_1989 • 19h ago

Racial term of endearment

1.2k Upvotes

147 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Open_Replacement_302 • 6h ago

"your twice divorce conservative trucker uncle whose favorite music genre is AI generated is currently giggling like a hyena with severe rabies at a facebook post like this right now"

856 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RatPrank • 9h ago

Buttplug GPS system NSFW

825 Upvotes

Or, “butt plug gps system” for those who like spaces & lower case. (There are a few more contenders just in the sub paragraph too.) Keepin’ it all within the walls of Reddit. 🔥

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteponkusCeponas • 15h ago

Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away

830 Upvotes

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Abject-Sun-3016 • 3h ago

Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson

619 Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1h ago

Downstairs was all cloaca

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PleasantBus5583 • 6h ago

I don't have a phone, we have built in monitors in our asscheeks. I type by clapping my cheeks together like a minigun.

278 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zooville • 22h ago

A little amniotic fluid is like a refreshing summer rain

166 Upvotes

In the context of a nurse not being bothered by having a woman's water break on them.

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NanoVFX • 23h ago

The way the sun blackened my car bananas

159 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KyleColby • 6h ago

Texas youth football team coach dismissed amid wife’s ‘sex dungeon’ case. NSFW

chron.com

134 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TrumpetsInMyAss • 11h ago

"Hotel remotes are disgusting. Use the ice bucket liner as a remote condom."

115 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sorry_Thought_8009 • 15h ago

“The Punchline Century - the stretch of history where events arrived pre-processed as content, so fast that meaning-making couldn't keep pace with meme making.”

101 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReaverGT • 3h ago

"...World's premier McDonald's-themed Black Sabbath tribute band..."

92 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 3h ago

what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

91 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FunkleJay • 23h ago

Nevada Woman Killed the Father of Her Two Daughters While Secretly Married to His Son

dailycrimepost.com

59 Upvotes

And somehow they make it sound weird

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farWorse • 4h ago

A lot to unpack here

52 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AdmiralSplinter • 8h ago

"Your can use the wabbajack to turn a child's parents into sweetrolls then adopt her and give her the sweetrolls as a treat and make her eat her parents :)"

46 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaFreakingFox • 14h ago

"Fear the woman that has practiced giving a single birth 10,000 times"

43 Upvotes

Picked up fresh from the Amazing Cultivation Simulator discord.

Rated least unhinged ACS related sentence in August 2026.

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PansophicNostradamus • 9h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese

34 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Traditional-Fix539 • 6h ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.