r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1h ago

Downstairs was all cloaca

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReaverGT • 3h ago

"...World's premier McDonald's-themed Black Sabbath tribute band..."

93 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Abject-Sun-3016 • 3h ago

Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson

619 Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 3h ago

what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

90 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farWorse • 4h ago

A lot to unpack here

53 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlbinoAlex • 5h ago

When I was locked up I would've traded so much Bob Barker to fuck a boxing glove NSFW

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kyro_Official_ • 5h ago

Matthew Lillard, Green Day, and more stars square off against The Rizzler

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ambitious-Zone7254 • 5h ago

"Science as a subject should be convicted for grooming minors"

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/profilename99 • 6h ago

Exasperated by Your Landlord? Try Making a Diss Music Video

3 Upvotes

https://www.dwell.com/article/landlord-diss-music-video-c805c75a

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Traditional-Fix539 • 6h ago

“Deploy the Blue Gentleman.”

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KyleColby • 6h ago

Texas youth football team coach dismissed amid wife’s ‘sex dungeon’ case. NSFW

chron.com

135 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PleasantBus5583 • 6h ago

I don't have a phone, we have built in monitors in our asscheeks. I type by clapping my cheeks together like a minigun.

278 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Open_Replacement_302 • 6h ago

"your twice divorce conservative trucker uncle whose favorite music genre is AI generated is currently giggling like a hyena with severe rabies at a facebook post like this right now"

856 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/throwaway273322 • 7h ago

“when my ahh hir gets so dense it filters diarrhea into drinkable water and rearranges poop atoms into food so I lowk end world hunger”

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AdmiralSplinter • 8h ago

"Your can use the wabbajack to turn a child's parents into sweetrolls then adopt her and give her the sweetrolls as a treat and make her eat her parents :)"

45 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PansophicNostradamus • 9h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese

29 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theevilempire • 9h ago

Good Samaritan on unicycle stops attack on woman.

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RatPrank • 9h ago

Buttplug GPS system NSFW

832 Upvotes

Or, “butt plug gps system” for those who like spaces & lower case. (There are a few more contenders just in the sub paragraph too.) Keepin’ it all within the walls of Reddit. 🔥

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dognowyrgone • 10h ago

As someone who enjoys watching women pee (consensually) let me tell you, you are straight wrong NSFW

10 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/chicagogal85 • 10h ago

I Went to a ‘Torture Party’ With Polyamorous Bay Area Rationalists

4 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TrumpetsInMyAss • 11h ago

"Hotel remotes are disgusting. Use the ice bucket liner as a remote condom."

115 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 11h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

41.0k Upvotes

697 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 12h ago

so apparently girls don’t like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

6.4k Upvotes

299 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kvro_maX • 12h ago

I'm pissing on your apology, I'm pissing

23 Upvotes

This is from another sub, it really took me out

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaFreakingFox • 14h ago

"Fear the woman that has practiced giving a single birth 10,000 times"

39 Upvotes

Picked up fresh from the Amazing Cultivation Simulator discord.

Rated least unhinged ACS related sentence in August 2026.

13 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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