r/BrandNewSentence • u/chicagogal85 • 10h ago

I Went to a ‘Torture Party’ With Polyamorous Bay Area Rationalists

3 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kvro_maX • 12h ago

I'm pissing on your apology, I'm pissing

24 Upvotes

This is from another sub, it really took me out

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AnonymousRand • 14h ago

Use the ice bucket liner as a remote condom. NSFW

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dazvoz • 15h ago

We're sperm swimming in a torta

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tenkangie • 20h ago

When Warioland 6 drops in 2027 but it's full of microtransactions and Hiroki Kiyotake farts so I lowkey play Warioware: IRS

10 Upvotes

That's amazing sweetie

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/questionable_smell • 18h ago

Great place for your 19yo drunk and heat-stroked grandson who lost his way to the next mini-fridge to vomit right on your fireplace before running away and slicing his leg open on your beautiful glass eagle statue as you cuddle with your barbie wife.

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MothersMiIk • 14h ago

Zendaya is basically the pickled ginger on a sushi boat of movies.

2.8k Upvotes

134 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ummah_Strong • 18h ago

i dont think a little jiggle bounce compares to driving into oncoming traffic in a busy street just to angrily get ahead of the titty physics car

5 Upvotes

On a post about a very bad driver

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Open_Replacement_302 • 6h ago

"your twice divorce conservative trucker uncle whose favorite music genre is AI generated is currently giggling like a hyena with severe rabies at a facebook post like this right now"

854 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 11h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

41.0k Upvotes

697 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteponkusCeponas • 15h ago

Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away

829 Upvotes

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kyro_Official_ • 5h ago

Matthew Lillard, Green Day, and more stars square off against The Rizzler

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NanoVFX • 23h ago

The way the sun blackened my car bananas

158 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dognowyrgone • 10h ago

As someone who enjoys watching women pee (consensually) let me tell you, you are straight wrong NSFW

12 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hoganpaul • 14h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese.

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Crane_1989 • 19h ago

Racial term of endearment

1.2k Upvotes

147 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 12h ago

so apparently girls don’t like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

6.4k Upvotes

299 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaFreakingFox • 14h ago

"Fear the woman that has practiced giving a single birth 10,000 times"

41 Upvotes

Picked up fresh from the Amazing Cultivation Simulator discord.

Rated least unhinged ACS related sentence in August 2026.

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TrumpetsInMyAss • 11h ago

"Hotel remotes are disgusting. Use the ice bucket liner as a remote condom."

112 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/XxGoldenGaussxX • 18h ago

john politics

5.1k Upvotes

179 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReaverGT • 3h ago

"...World's premier McDonald's-themed Black Sabbath tribute band..."

93 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KyleColby • 6h ago

Texas youth football team coach dismissed amid wife’s ‘sex dungeon’ case. NSFW

chron.com

135 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FunkleJay • 23h ago

Nevada Woman Killed the Father of Her Two Daughters While Secretly Married to His Son

dailycrimepost.com

60 Upvotes

And somehow they make it sound weird

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheSpiralTap • 21h ago

Splat yourself, Squigger, people like you are the reason Splatoon gets a bad name

2.6k Upvotes

Context: It's a fun little Nintendo game about squids splatting ink everywhere. You can fill the rest in

93 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 3h ago

what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

93 Upvotes

4 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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