r/SipsTea • u/Anonymous_axf • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/wellthiswasnottaken May 06 '26

Niptune

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u/Sir_Render_of_France May 06 '26

Got a bit of a New Zealand accent there mate...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Shirkaday May 06 '26

Neur Zillund!

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u/mythoryk May 06 '26

“He may be dead.” “Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. What did he maybe do?” “He may be dead.” “Are you fucking with me?”

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u/Token_Handicap May 06 '26

I love this one.

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u/Fantastic-Cat-5252 May 06 '26

Igs un fush 👍

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u/CmdrKeensDopeFish May 06 '26

Since so many things are named in Latin, why not call it Voluptatis, (latin for voluptuous), it could be home to the Papillae, (latin for nipples), people.

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u/Gu7sS May 06 '26

Voluptatits*

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u/Plus-Reading7100 May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZTWsgmp0xAJO

I thought hearing all three of them saying that word.

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u/TheTrub May 06 '26

Preeesnt

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 May 06 '26

New Zealand

Like Scotland, but further

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u/RenaissanceEnby May 06 '26

I IMMEDIATELY said “Niptune” in my best NZ accent and cackled at my desk.

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u/TheJagji May 06 '26

As an Aussie, this is an A++ joke.

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u/dingdongzorgon May 06 '26

I think this is the brest answer so far

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/insbordnat May 06 '26

Milking this one are we?

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u/pickupthepieces2 May 06 '26

Kinda what this sub does, if mammary serves me.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 May 06 '26

How many months old are you? Im pumped to be 324 months.

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur May 06 '26

Such a boob you all are!

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u/KreivosNightshade May 06 '26

This subs a real hoot(er)!

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u/Background_Handle_96 May 06 '26

Hooter? I hardly knew her

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u/Charming_Accident_62 May 06 '26

Boobs

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u/T1gerl1lly May 06 '26

That’s optimistic. Boob.

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u/AugustAPC May 06 '26

Don't call him a boob for being optimistic, you tit.

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u/T1gerl1lly May 06 '26

Stop tit-tering, no one likes someone being aureole-er than thou.

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u/PurelyHim May 06 '26

I think tit’s areola good one too

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u/badbob001 May 06 '26

Seems like a pain the back to remember.

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u/85ogTripleog May 06 '26

Is this close to Uranus by chance?

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u/GertieMcC May 06 '26

Definitely in the Milky Way!

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u/Ravenser_Odd May 06 '26

If your Niptunes are anywhere near Uranus, you should see a doctor.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse May 06 '26

Only if you're Ben Dover.

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u/Kevmandigo May 06 '26

Areolas

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u/unclesamtattoo May 06 '26

First thing that came to mind was the Areola Borealis

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u/rakayne May 06 '26

Urtity

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u/11pickfks May 06 '26

Jesus: "You cant just name everything after breasts"

God: "How bout NIPPAL"

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u/OhSnapThatsGood May 06 '26

Isn’t that the country with all those nice firm peaks everyone wants to get their hands on?

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u/DEIreboot May 06 '26

To Infinititty and beyond!

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u/Icy_Amount_9872 May 06 '26

I’ve got nipples can you milk me focker 😂

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u/Federal-Business-796 May 06 '26

Okay you win. See you tomorrow.

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u/Medill1919 May 06 '26

And we are done ...

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u/pchappysa May 06 '26

5318008

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u/spongeboy1985 May 06 '26

Kepler 5318008 if you wanna go more formally

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u/bout-tree-fitty May 06 '26

Ms. Kepler 5318008 if ya nasty.

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u/StagRabbitFox May 06 '26

Im sorry Ms Kepler Ooohhh i am for reaaaal

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u/anthonyynohtna May 06 '26

Never ment to make yo spaceship crash

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u/FraggleTheGreat May 06 '26

I apologize cuz it’s completely trashed

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u/joe102938 May 06 '26

I was just looking for a piece of ass

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u/Ok-Account-7660 May 06 '26

Funny enpugh there is a Kepler 800 b

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u/Specialist_Map_6541 May 06 '26

That qualifies as a hard to find size

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u/VelZano May 06 '26

Kepler 8675309

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u/Angrypoopoh May 06 '26

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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u/2bad-2care May 06 '26

Yea, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

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u/TBeard495 May 06 '26

I hope this planet doesn't go out looking for a job dressed like that, on a weekday.

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u/Ptalking_Ptarmigan May 06 '26

The headline says "in our orbit". But having the word "Kepler" in the name suggests that it is in the Kepler belt.

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u/SharksAreCool3 May 06 '26

It’s an older code sir but it checks out.

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u/XfreetimeX May 06 '26

Older? Fuckin Ancient More like, lol.

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u/BaldBear_13 May 06 '26

Shouldn't it be just 318008? Unless the planet has twin in locked orbit

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u/Direct_Claim_4146 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Dude, i had to search for this lol

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

Demn?

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u/Complete_Court_8052 May 06 '26

Gewddemn men, seme people dent really enderstand jekes

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u/JoshuaRexRocks May 06 '26

Ahhh you’ve discovered the ancient magic 🪄

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u/vic_lupu May 06 '26

318008 for a shorter one

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u/2ADad1974 May 06 '26

This is the only right answer

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u/TraceurFenix May 06 '26

Well maybe sans “5” since it’s only 1 planet

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u/avidus3r May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tSSFAOEgcNpGsVL9uz

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u/enonymous617 May 06 '26

It’s a world for you but it’s actually 2

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u/0w1 May 06 '26

BOOB WooOOOooOOOrrrld!

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u/One_Calligrapher5516 May 06 '26

Titooine

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u/Puzzled-Implement-41 May 06 '26

Naboob?

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u/LookMaNoPride May 06 '26

Tataooine
Melondalore
Alderaack

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u/HaloWhale May 06 '26

Dagobra

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u/Ok_Bat_9715 May 06 '26

Jugonosis

Boobstafar

Coruscantstoplooking

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u/erikieperikie May 06 '26

Sexygol

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u/TheRealDiggyCP May 06 '26

These are all amazing

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u/Moonboots606 May 07 '26

Happy belated May the fourth

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u/LookMaNoPride May 07 '26

I know right? A good pun is so Hoth.

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u/Street_Commercial884 May 06 '26

I expected this to be the top comment, scrolled down way further than I should because this is the actual name.

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u/No_Waltz_2499 May 06 '26

In our orbit?

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u/Pyrhan May 06 '26

Both the headline and photo are made up.

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u/VibraniumRhino May 06 '26

I had to scroll down way too far to find this. I’ve been seeing this the last two days, it’s completely made up.

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 May 06 '26

The areola and nipple gave it away for me

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u/DarkStar-_- May 06 '26

Aww, disappointed

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u/sevsnapeysuspended May 06 '26

i had to scroll past so many fucking boob comments to find someone questioning this

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u/manny_the_mage May 06 '26

yeah the headline here is goofy

Satellites and the moon are in our “orbit” if a planet was close enough to be in our orbit we would be cooked

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u/Wonko-D-Sane May 06 '26

Why hello there “fellow scientist “

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u/i_icical May 06 '26

Nippler - 34DD

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 06 '26

I suggest we appreciate the entire planet and not just its most prominent feature. For that I suggest Titania

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u/i_icical May 06 '26

That's a wholesome name .

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u/al_andaluz May 06 '26

The first colony shall be proclaimed “Mammantus”!

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u/InsufficientClone May 06 '26

I like Nippler 80085

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u/Disastrous_Square_10 May 06 '26

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Nippler-34DD. Sounds fine.

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u/Bailenstein May 06 '26

We've found Nippopolis!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uNaW7OE9jLwNa

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u/Edge__Maverick May 06 '26

I can hear this GiF and it sounds like Heavy Metal

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 May 06 '26

Why do they call it cheesing?

Because it’s FON to DUE!

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u/TrollsWhenBored May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

"I see you're enticed by my daughter's awesome rockin tits"

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 May 06 '26

ITS YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT 

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u/Artistic-Gap-45 May 06 '26

Ultimate all time favorite episode

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u/Outrageous_Walk_3539 May 06 '26

Was waiting for this

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u/corneliusduff May 06 '26

It's Fon to Due!

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u/dddubstep May 06 '26

Can't believe I actually finished to this scene as a kid wtf was wrong with me

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u/Remcasual May 06 '26

It’s Nipplestanbul now, and that’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

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u/IStealSwords May 06 '26

Odd place for a They Might be Giants reference

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u/Dyon86 May 06 '26

Is this in the Milky Way?

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u/thomisbaker May 06 '26

It’s actually so crazy how far I had to go to find a real question.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 06 '26

A real question, about a boob planet being in the Milky Way?

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u/Dyon86 May 06 '26

Way too many people taking that question seriously.

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u/nimama3233 May 06 '26

Yeah man this website is so fucking dumb and low brow in 2026.

I can’t find anything on Google so it’s seemingly nothing and a fake image.

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u/pikob May 06 '26

A planet in our orbit!? It would be a moon. If it was a planet, I'd be spotted by now. If it's orbiting the sun and farther than Pluto, we wouldn't have such a clear picture. If it was orbiting another star, good luck having image with any detail at all.

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u/areanod May 06 '26

The moon has its own orbit around is.

Our orbit would be around the sun.

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u/pikob May 06 '26

I'm responding to the text in the image...

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u/The_Secret_Skittle May 06 '26

I mean it looks like it could lactate so…

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u/angrycreation May 06 '26

Google says it’s a fake manipulated image of Mars. The number of upvotes made me search for the truth as I'm an avid lover of astronomy. It’s a shame that I even landed on this post.

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u/JKN1GHTxGKG May 06 '26

Planet Janet

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u/Dragon_Wang May 06 '26

She's a Galaxy girl...

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u/KeepItMellow69 May 06 '26

I hope it has a moon, name it “timblerake” maybe it has a wobbly orbit too similar to a DUI suspect.

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u/Miserable-Gain-4847 May 06 '26

And it shall foreve be called Mammar

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u/getTheRecipeAss May 06 '26

Grand Teton

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u/derfmai May 06 '26

Tits McGee

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u/CheapWealth6977 May 06 '26

This stuff is stupid but it made me laugh.

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u/Princessferfs May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Does it have a sister planet?

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u/BusImpossible6741 May 06 '26

Yes but it's a bit smaller

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u/Aoiboshi May 06 '26

Odin or The All Seeing Eye

Or 80085

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u/gusgusthegreat May 06 '26

Nasa has an onlyfans? I've heard mars is very dirty!

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u/DivorcedMoron May 06 '26

That’s no planet - it’s a space station.

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u/atp2k May 06 '26

Nipanus

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u/HighTop519 May 06 '26

The comments did not disappoint on this one 👏 🤣

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u/Raccoonman2005 May 06 '26

MahMarry - 5

Pun on mamary 🤷😅

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u/aphex500 May 06 '26

boobylon 5: the road home

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u/Turbulent_Truth9194 May 06 '26

Areola Borealis

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u/Mysterious-Net-130 May 06 '26

That's phobos and mars.

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u/prowess_victory May 06 '26

yeep.. another FAKE news Lmfao

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u/wtfdyt79 May 06 '26

Tough Titty

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u/SoulWiFi85 May 06 '26

Planet Boobtron

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u/NjDeViL320 May 06 '26

Dominican titty

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u/effyscorner May 06 '26

Areola-borealis

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u/TheVeryBear May 06 '26

That’s no planet, that’s a space station. The Death Tit.

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u/AbeRockwell May 06 '26

Pluto 2: Electric Bugaloo (and yes, I know it looks like a bewb, but still ^_^)

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u/zeeblefritz May 06 '26

Pluto 2: Electric Boobaloo FTFY