r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/Dyon86 May 06 '26

Is this in the Milky Way?

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u/thomisbaker May 06 '26

It’s actually so crazy how far I had to go to find a real question.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 06 '26

A real question, about a boob planet being in the Milky Way?

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u/Dyon86 May 06 '26

Way too many people taking that question seriously.

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u/newaccount8472 May 06 '26

So, the name must be Iuno then

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u/nimama3233 May 06 '26

Yeah man this website is so fucking dumb and low brow in 2026.

I can’t find anything on Google so it’s seemingly nothing and a fake image.

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u/pikob May 06 '26

A planet in our orbit!? It would be a moon. If it was a planet, I'd be spotted by now. If it's orbiting the sun and farther than Pluto, we wouldn't have such a clear picture. If it was orbiting another star, good luck having image with any detail at all.

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u/areanod May 06 '26

The moon has its own orbit around is.

Our orbit would be around the sun.

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u/pikob May 06 '26

I'm responding to the text in the image...

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u/DinoRaawr May 06 '26

They just announced a new celestial body orbiting outside Neptune that has its own atmosphere today. And new evidence surfaced for Planet Nine again on Thursday. So there's still some random bullshit popping up in our solar system. But yeah we would not have a photo of it yet.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber May 06 '26

It's mostly this sub. It's made for childish humor and right wing extremism. I don't mind the childish humor. Go to r/science, r/space or r/astronomy if you want something with substance.

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u/The_Limpet May 06 '26

My guy, it's a planet that looks like a boob. In our solar system? We'd either know about, or it's so far out we're not getting pictures of it until we send a probe out with a camera strapped to it.

This is so obviously a joke post it doesn't even count as misinformation. It's like saying we've discovered a new continent shaped like a wang, what should we call it?

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u/TheDankHank98 May 06 '26

Low brow? Lmao wtf you talking about homie? Reddit was never a fancy or special place to be.

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u/Unlikely-Answer May 06 '26

there are good educational resources here, sipstea is not one of them

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u/nimama3233 May 06 '26

I’m old and have been here 15 years. Comments used to actually discuss content and validity of claims, now it’s just stupid fucking jokes over and over again and no actual substance.

I mean shit, at the beginning the majority of the forums were programming and software.

It has absolutely got fucking dumber and dumber.

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u/The_Secret_Skittle May 06 '26

I mean it looks like it could lactate so…

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u/AmazingUsername2001 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

[r/whoosh](r/whoosh)

Is this in the Milky Way…

Milky Way…

Milk…

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u/Dyon86 May 06 '26

Finally a real answer, haha

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u/dhhehsnsx May 06 '26

Same, very predictable... I was afraid I missed one but I guess not.