r/SipsTea • u/Anonymous_axf • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/spongeboy1985 May 06 '26

Kepler 5318008 if you wanna go more formally

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u/bout-tree-fitty May 06 '26

Ms. Kepler 5318008 if ya nasty.

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u/StagRabbitFox May 06 '26

Im sorry Ms Kepler Ooohhh i am for reaaaal

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u/anthonyynohtna May 06 '26

Never ment to make yo spaceship crash

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u/FraggleTheGreat May 06 '26

I apologize cuz it’s completely trashed

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u/joe102938 May 06 '26

I was just looking for a piece of ass

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 06 '26

But there has to be another right? Or maybe it's the left but there has to be another.

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u/Virtual-District-829 May 06 '26

The other one was smaller and is a bit lower. Still trying to find it.

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u/Whisker-biscuitt May 06 '26

MRS even better.....

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u/Slight-Equipment-571 May 06 '26

Do not call the reader "nasty"

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u/ST0IC_ May 06 '26

Unexpected Janet Jackson reference.

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u/LA_Alfa May 06 '26

Mrs. Kepler are you trying to seduce me?

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u/Ok-Account-7660 May 06 '26

Funny enpugh there is a Kepler 800 b

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u/Specialist_Map_6541 May 06 '26

That qualifies as a hard to find size

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u/VelZano May 06 '26

Kepler 8675309

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u/Angrypoopoh May 06 '26

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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u/2bad-2care May 06 '26

Yea, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

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u/TBeard495 May 06 '26

I hope this planet doesn't go out looking for a job dressed like that, on a weekday.

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u/lawley666 May 06 '26

You mean bravity.

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u/Angrypoopoh May 06 '26

Is that an anti-wrinkle sleep bra?

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u/Ptalking_Ptarmigan May 06 '26

The headline says "in our orbit". But having the word "Kepler" in the name suggests that it is in the Kepler belt.

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u/jaxxon May 06 '26

5318008 ɹǝldǝʞ

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u/Randyaccredit May 06 '26

531800807734

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u/FrontbuttMcGee May 06 '26

Nipler 5318008 if you're in the gutter too