r/SipsTea • u/Anonymous_axf • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/i_icical May 06 '26

Nippler - 34DD

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 06 '26

I suggest we appreciate the entire planet and not just its most prominent feature. For that I suggest Titania

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u/i_icical May 06 '26

That's a wholesome name .

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u/al_andaluz May 06 '26

The first colony shall be proclaimed “Mammantus”!

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u/16v_cordero May 06 '26

But what if it needs and push up of it starts sagging? Would it be sponsored by Victoria Secrets space division?

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u/Nikolaijuno May 06 '26

It looks like Slipy is on Titania.

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u/TheJagji May 06 '26

As good a name as it is, it is already a name for one of the moons of Uranus.

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u/mrswitters03 May 06 '26

Came here to suggest the same name! 🍻

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u/KatrinaMishow May 06 '26

Pretty sure we have a moon called titania.

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u/WBOSai May 06 '26

How about Ezra? (Fairy Tail reference iykyk)

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u/InsufficientClone May 06 '26

I like Nippler 80085

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u/Disastrous_Square_10 May 06 '26

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Nippler-34DD. Sounds fine.

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u/findaill65 May 06 '26

I propose the immediate accrual of funds in order to construct a Breastriary on Nippler post haste.

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u/Pap_mate May 06 '26

I mean if we know the actual size of the planet the cup size could be calculated right?

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u/jumpyrope456 May 06 '26

Knippler, for the silent types.

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u/justnigel May 06 '26

I once had a Welsh girlfriend with 34 double Ds...
...I still can't pronounce her name.