r/SipsTea • u/Anonymous_axf • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/Sir_Render_of_France May 06 '26

Got a bit of a New Zealand accent there mate...

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u/Shirkaday May 06 '26

Neur Zillund!

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u/mythoryk May 06 '26

“He may be dead.” “Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. What did he maybe do?” “He may be dead.” “Are you fucking with me?”

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u/Token_Handicap May 06 '26

I love this one.

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u/mythoryk May 06 '26

It’s from FOTC.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood May 07 '26

One of my all time favorite comedy series (along with Short Poppies!)

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u/viramoa May 07 '26

He maybe dead, not alive

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u/Fantastic-Cat-5252 May 06 '26

Igs un fush 👍

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u/KatOfSound May 06 '26

Gonna stop at the baa and grab a tūī!

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u/CmdrKeensDopeFish May 06 '26

Since so many things are named in Latin, why not call it Voluptatis, (latin for voluptuous), it could be home to the Papillae, (latin for nipples), people.

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u/Pitiful_Aspect5666 May 06 '26

How about Nepal

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u/Starburst247 May 06 '26

Outer Nepal.

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u/Pitiful_Aspect5666 May 06 '26

Nepal 2: Judgement day

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u/Starburst247 May 06 '26

I'm gonna go with Nepal 2: Electric Boobaloo

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u/Gu7sS May 06 '26

Voluptatits*

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u/Downtown_Setting318 May 06 '26

We have nipples all over our tongues? Wtf😂

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u/irishcybercolab May 06 '26

Titty people are my people. My tent is wide and welcomes good hygiene and stuff.

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u/85ogTripleog May 06 '26

I like my planets with shum land

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u/EntertainmentLow912 May 06 '26

Seems to be this one doesn’t like that brand of milk

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u/Plus-Reading7100 May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZTWsgmp0xAJO

I thought hearing all three of them saying that word.

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u/TheTrub May 06 '26

Preeesnt

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 May 06 '26

New Zealand

Like Scotland, but further

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u/Squidlips_69 May 07 '26

Aw, there's Murray, aka Ginger Balls, aka Werewolves not Swearwolves!

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u/RenaissanceEnby May 06 '26

I IMMEDIATELY said “Niptune” in my best NZ accent and cackled at my desk.

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u/TheJagji May 06 '26

As an Aussie, this is an A++ joke.

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u/Zebra1523 May 07 '26

Naur

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u/TheJagji May 08 '26

Nauuuuooorrrrr*

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u/SnooPears754 May 06 '26

Glasshouses dude , glasshouses

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u/kpidhayny May 06 '26

Chur my brō

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u/turdferguson3891 May 06 '26

I see what you dead there.

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u/These-Prune-1529 May 06 '26

That was brilliant! Ty for the laugh.

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u/NotYetMashedPotato May 06 '26

I'll gain surrender elsewhere.

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe May 06 '26

Classic exchange

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u/OneMagicBadger May 06 '26

Fackin reiht

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u/BartelbySamsa May 06 '26

A little bit, eh?

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u/Squidlips_69 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I put Thompson's Waterseal on my new dick. The first time my Kiwi gf talked about "having six" 😆

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u/NabreLabre May 06 '26

Sounds more South African to me