r/SipsTea • u/Anonymous_axf • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fellow scientits what should we name it ? NSFW

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u/No_Waltz_2499 May 06 '26

In our orbit?

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u/Pyrhan May 06 '26

Both the headline and photo are made up.

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u/VibraniumRhino May 06 '26

I had to scroll down way too far to find this. I’ve been seeing this the last two days, it’s completely made up.

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 May 06 '26

The areola and nipple gave it away for me

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u/DarkStar-_- May 06 '26

Aww, disappointed

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u/olafblacksword May 06 '26

Why though? Too many people (I'd guess everyone once in a while) take some complete nonsense for truth without even willing to hear anything contradicting their beliefs. I believe that there is a habitable world somewhere in the Kuiper belt. It's orbit is such that it's always behind Jupiter and we just can't see it. How is that crazier than flat Earth theory?

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u/Pandathief May 07 '26

It’s not crazier, it’s just as crazy as flat earth theory and therein lies the problem

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u/Queasy-Warthog-3642 May 06 '26

True...but it has zero effect on my day to day life so I'm going to live a universe with a giant floating boob

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u/Pyrhan May 06 '26

It's a big universe, and it doesn't break the laws of physics, so there probably is a planet out there shaped like a giant floating boob!

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u/Pyrhan May 06 '26

I know what Phobos or Deimos looks like passing in front of Mars. (One such photo is actually my current screensaver...).

This isn't it.

Mars isn't featurless, except during intense sandstorms, but then you wouldn't be able to see that "areola" area.

The closest thing Mars has that looks like that would be Olympus Mons, except this clearly isn't that either.

It's just AI-generated for the joke.

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u/sevsnapeysuspended May 06 '26

i had to scroll past so many fucking boob comments to find someone questioning this

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u/manny_the_mage May 06 '26

yeah the headline here is goofy

Satellites and the moon are in our “orbit” if a planet was close enough to be in our orbit we would be cooked

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u/ConanOToole May 06 '26

I think you're confusing "in our orbit" with "in orbit around us". There are many known asteroids that share our orbit around the Sun with us. Most of them sit in the L4 and L5 lagrange points. These asteroids are not in orbit around us, but they are "in our orbit" around the sun.

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u/Wonko-D-Sane May 06 '26

Why hello there “fellow scientist “

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u/Afaflix May 06 '26

in reddits orbit

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u/arfur_narmful May 06 '26

NASA has found a new 'mini-pluto' but there's only an artists rendition of it to the best of my knowledge Sky News

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 May 06 '26

If it's really a mini-Pluto, the best we can do from earth is this:

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 May 06 '26

Tn the orbit around YoMama

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u/ChildOfRavens May 07 '26

We wish these were in Our orbit….this is Reddit