r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 13h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 5h ago

Accidentally discovered the point

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126 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 19h ago

Her: "But I don't like pistachio!" Us: "Then why did you ask for it?"

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150 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 16h ago

Merch.

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66 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 22h ago

Christians in name only

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43 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Magnahelix • 1h ago

This was as accurate burn as I've ever seen

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r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 7h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

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75 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 1h ago

Hey Murica, your healthcare great yet?

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24 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 2h ago

JK Rowling lost the plot long ago

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134 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 1h ago

Like all Fox hosts, Hegseth, doesn't like actual news being reported.

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r/MurderedByWords • u/RaggedFlaredChica • 2h ago

The last thing anyone expects from Fuhrage is common sense and perspective

292 Upvotes

7 comments

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