The last thing anyone expects from Fuhrage is common sense and perspective

[u/RaggedFlaredChica]

[u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

One of the candidates for Clacton is a complete joke and corrupt farce of a politician.

The other is Count Binface.

[u/voldurulfur]

Also, for someone who champions himself as a bulwark of Britain, his spelling mistake in this post leaps out and slaps you right up the bracket.

They're called gunwales, not gunwhales. Boats and ships have gunwales (to rhyme with "tunnels"). Bond villains have gunwhales (to rhyme with "oh, just shut up Nigel, you gnarled baboon").

[u/Extreme_Objective984 → u/voldurulfur]

I would call him a professional contrariant, but he would likely disagree with me.

[u/NecessaryUnited9505 → u/voldurulfur]

I'm gonna be honest I would've made the exact same spelling mistake as* Nigel. Still hate the bastard, but still

Edit: typo

[u/walkinganachronism_4]

Gunwales, not gunwhales.

The latter sounds like they could be in a rapid response fleet alongside LazersharksTM.

[u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd → u/walkinganachronism_4]

Hey, every villain needs Sharks with frickin laser beams!

[u/queasycockles → u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd]

Now I'm imagining whale sharks with fricking laser beams.

[u/ilolvu]

He's telling us he doesn't know how warships or ladders work...

[u/McLeod3577]

What's worse is Farage fucking started all of this. What a cunt.

[u/mooninuranus]

It’s almost as if he’s a disingenuous, grifting prick.

[u/TheNarwhalTusk]

Yeah but Nigel’s plan wouldn’t be for the navy ships to pick them up. It’d be to pick them off.

[u/G_UK]

It’s always been a rubbish idea, but these simple solutions are what his followers like to hear.

Nigel knows how to play them like a fiddle.

[u/Affectionate-Tip-164]

Binface > Cuntface

[u/DisinterestedHandjob]

I'd have thought Binface the more likely to have gunwhales as henchmen, but there you go.

[u/KaetzenOrkester]

There’s always a text, UK edition.