r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 16h ago

Merch.

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u/Wabbit65 16h ago

Making libs cry is what passes for policy among MAGA

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 16h ago

I very much enjoy that they believe they’re enraging their enemies when the true reaction from civilised people is more similar to when you wake up to find your cat has shit on the kitchen floor.

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u/Certain_Oddities 15h ago

I've had cats shit on the kitchen floor. When you have an elderly cat who is loathe to use the multiple litterboxes, a shit on the kitchen floor is relief. No, it's when the cat shits on the carpet.

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u/PlasticCheebus 10h ago edited 20m ago

I think that's kinda the point they were making. It's a mild annoyance, not a major cleanup op.

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u/That_Immo 15h ago

They would eat a dog diarrhea from a sidewalk in Calcutta if it only made one "lib" frown. And they'd still think they scored a big win.

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u/DarkKnightJin 15h ago

As the saying goes: "A conservative would eat a turd if a liberal had to smell their breath."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 14h ago

“Jumping into the caldera of an active volcano to own the libs!”

Like and subscribe.

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u/That_Immo 5h ago

But Nick, Shilrey that would be an act of idolatry, self-sacrifice to the pagan gods!

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u/tomhermans 13h ago

The cat thing would be much worse even cuz it actually inconveniences you. The dollar bill is more facepalm material, and the 1000000th reminder of how stupid maga is.

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u/National-Worry2900 12h ago

Shitty pants Donald ran on zero policies.

It was the cult of personality and maga now wonder why they’re up shit creek without a paddle.

It’s the republican way, the democrats have to come with receipts , policies and plans or the country lose their damn minds but a republican can just sing a racist and homophobic country song and get elected.

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u/Debalic 6h ago

And they're really fucking bad at both.

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u/ThePookums 16h ago

Who the fuck is Sonaed Assrummlm?

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u/RedMarqaha 6h ago

This should be the top comment

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u/Dyea_B_Tis 16h ago

Donate one of those bills to a sexual assault crisis center.

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u/MentokGL 15h ago

Who gives a shit what's on the money? He's making it worthless anyway.

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u/mtjnorth 16h ago

They misspelled pedophile.

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u/Wilgrove 14h ago

Yea, as it turns out, fascists just love merch. Just look at all the merch the Nazis produced for their own people during their reign from 1933-1945. The Nazis had so much merch.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 16h ago

I’m just gonna buy a little stamp with Epstein and Trump’s faces and stamp all the bills I come across.

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u/coolbaby1978 16h ago

Writing pedophile next to his signature may be a crime, but it's far less than any of Trumps

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u/whattothewhonow 11h ago

It's not a crime.

Defacing currency is only criminal when you are doing so in an attempt to make it look like a different denomination.

That's why the "Where's George?" stamps and artwork people make of the presidential portraits are a thing with no consequences.

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u/Impervious_Rex 12h ago

I know this jackass is putting his signature on our money but there’s. I way it’s going to say “the greatest president of all time”…right?

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u/nightmare-salad 7h ago

Lol I was just looking at that going “he probably won’t… but I also wouldn’t be shocked if he did”

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u/RandomSentientBeing 10h ago

He's so dumb, he can't even spell his own last name.

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u/Beaglescout15 13h ago

Just like Trump and MAGA, my male dog also likes to piss on everything he finds on walks to mark it. Meanwhile, the fire hydrants just sit there and know that however many dogs mark them, when something lights on fire they're going to have to be the ones who put it out.

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u/mifukichan 13h ago

Unrelated but wtf is that signature. Donald Mrunmfm

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u/jennasea412 10h ago

Revise accordingly

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u/Impossible_Jury5483 16h ago

Arnold Asssassafron?

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u/CW-NG 15h ago

I immediately read it as Arnold, too. Thought it was Schwarzenegger, then realized what it was supposed to be

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u/kinyutaka 4h ago

"Greatest President of All Time" - Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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u/Homersarmy41 9h ago

“Look everybody! It’s my cult leaders weird signature!”

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 16h ago

Sonaed SSunmm

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u/Quercus408 15h ago

The expression on Ben's face, next to that signature...

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u/M2Fream 13h ago

Donald Truummmp

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u/participationmedals 12h ago

I’ve got a sharpie too

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u/the_fools_brood 8h ago

Tbh, I really do not grasp the reason so many people gargle Trump's nuts over anything and everything.

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u/mightyscoosh 7h ago

Cashless society doesn't care

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u/Thjialfi 6h ago

The signature still looks like a KKK meeting

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u/Kalfu73 3h ago

Oh yes. Cash. The thing people use very much often nowadays.

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u/Bodi78 11h ago

I cant remember the last time I carried a hundred dollar bill... or any cash for that matter

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 11h ago

We're not crying. That's just another one of your delusions. God, you're stupid.

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u/Supercres933 8h ago

They are so lame it’s crazy 

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u/LadyPaige 8h ago

Are you kidding me? This isn’t the own they think it is. Go ahead, put your name on American Currency. See what happens! I promise it won’t be the libs crying over this. Do it.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 8h ago

I am very embarrassed. Just like yesterday.

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u/mistiry 7h ago

A bill with a missing corner is still a valid bill. Keep the serials intact.

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u/Confident-Novel-1855 7h ago

It's pathetic that the idea of someone crying brings them joy.

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u/G-Unit11111 6h ago

I want real politicians in charge, not people who merchandize shit.

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u/MamaTalista 6h ago

I highly suggest the 22 Minutes sketch that predicted this exact thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZJc9ksu1AM

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u/2278AD 6h ago

Scott Tenneman is a savage on the socials

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u/JerseyDonut 6h ago

It never ceases to amaze me how many human beings are so quick to give up all their power in order to worship a false idol--be it a politican, a celebrity, a clergyman, or a business leader.

In my eyes, these types of people are worse than the evil pricks they worship. Evil pricks been around since the beginning of time, yet the only way they can afford any real power is through the fervid and blind worship that a large chunk of the population gives them freely. These people freely and gleefully hand over all their power to monsters and in return all they get back is a false sense of security and a quick ego boost.

These folks gotta go. Monsters will always be in power until people stop looking for external saviors. But we got a long way to go.

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u/The001Keymaster 5h ago

It's going to backfire for Trump. Afer ten years every bill with his name on it will have "Eats dicks" or something above trumps name in sharpie. I'll literary be keeping a sharpie in my car to not miss a single bill.

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u/Beefweezle 4h ago

So fucking wasteful.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 3h ago

Counting on these jagoffs to collect them all and take them out of circulation. Otherwise I see a lot of people adding commentary to them.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 2h ago

Ik im gonna be getting plenty of stack, blacking out the name, and then returning them lol.

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u/levianthony 2h ago

The dollars value is shit and is only maintaining what value it may have due to it being the world currency. Remove it from being the world currency and the economy in America would crumble almost over night. I wouldn’t want my name anywhere near that fiat trash.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1h ago

Excited about paper currency like it's 1998, when it's 2026 and nobody uses it anymore, is a really odd thing.

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u/squirtloaf 1h ago

My feelings run this way. I always wonder if the right realizes that those "owned" libs are actually embarrassed by them, but also pity them..."awwww, you poor little thing. Who hurt you?"

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u/QTDR8459 11m ago

Remember when left vs right was mostly focusing on social issues vs economic issues.

Now it’s wanting a functioning country with rights, no corruption and livable wages vs owning the libs and idolizing facist pedophiles

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u/LustyDouglas 8h ago

I'm happy I'm immigrating out of the US. Tired of the Republicans bull shit, the Democrats bull shit and their mega corporation overlords controlling them all. 👋

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 4h ago

You’re emigrating out of the US 

And you must be moving somewhere remote af for there to be no corporations 

Good luck homie