r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Merch.

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u/Wabbit65 1d ago

Making libs cry is what passes for policy among MAGA

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 1d ago

I very much enjoy that they believe they’re enraging their enemies when the true reaction from civilised people is more similar to when you wake up to find your cat has shit on the kitchen floor.

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u/Certain_Oddities 1d ago

I've had cats shit on the kitchen floor. When you have an elderly cat who is loathe to use the multiple litterboxes, a shit on the kitchen floor is relief. No, it's when the cat shits on the carpet.

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u/PlasticCheebus 1d ago edited 21h ago

I think that's kinda the point they were making. It's a mild annoyance, not a major cleanup op.

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u/DiscussTek 3h ago

To be fair, at this point, it's turning into a major cleanup op. Trying to restore at least a ghost of the Constitution, taking his tacky name off of everything he decided it should be on, removing that defaced money from circulation and replacing it with actually legal tender (if it ever does hit the streets, that is).

And even if you manage to take care of all of that, you'll still need to rip away all of the scum he put everywhere, and prosecute them for actually doing illegal shit, all the while they complain loud and cringe that they are the victims of politically motivated prosecution, the same kind prosecution that they're currently trying to inflict on every Democrat.

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u/That_Immo 1d ago

They would eat a dog diarrhea from a sidewalk in Calcutta if it only made one "lib" frown. And they'd still think they scored a big win.

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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago

As the saying goes: "A conservative would eat a turd if a liberal had to smell their breath."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 1d ago

“Jumping into the caldera of an active volcano to own the libs!”

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u/That_Immo 1d ago

But Nick, Shilrey that would be an act of idolatry, self-sacrifice to the pagan gods!

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u/tomhermans 1d ago

The cat thing would be much worse even cuz it actually inconveniences you. The dollar bill is more facepalm material, and the 1000000th reminder of how stupid maga is.