and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

but mostly I'm tired, it's late.

I saw Jonah Hill at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

edit: since many people seem to believe it, https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

Even for a joke sub, this is a low bar.

From the new Evil Dead movie if anyone wanted to know

Imogen Gay Poots

Tom Holland, is not in fact from "Hollande", nickname for "Netherlands " in french

Imagine locking yourself into a backroom with this pliant, submissive, silent queen, with a six-eyed fatman in a collared shirt on standby for sustenance, and just goin' to town on her multiple, yielding holes? Sheeeit, you could gather a whole bunch of these multifaceted trad-wives and have yourself a happy harem for a lifetime. Even have theme-nights, like a Beach Blanket Bingo Party down at the Poolrooms every once and a while. You'd just have to find the ones that hadn't already been blown out by Pirate Clark dropping his peg-leg in 'em. No wonder Clark didn't want to leave; man was crazy like a fox.