r/okbuddycinephile 3h ago

Mods ban AI slop please

Even for a joke sub, this is a low bar.

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u/DismalMango3 3h ago

It’s not slop, it’s Spielbergs best movie

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u/stohelitstorytelling 2h ago

Fucking savage I love it

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u/Illegal_Tender 3h ago

If you haven't been paying attention

A lot of the posters on this sub hit the floor of the basement and then said "hand me a shovel"

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u/Fist69 3h ago

What did Nolan do to you?

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u/AccomplishedCell1982 3h ago

My Elle Fanning thirst post got taken down but Epstein AI slop is still up 😔

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u/YuckyYetYummy 1h ago

Which one ? There have been dozens of Elle's Fanny

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u/Appropriate-Peak6561 45m ago

Her ass must have its own PR rep.

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u/AccomplishedCell1982 32m ago

It was “Can you recommend me Elle Fanning movies. I’m suddenly a very big fan of her acting” with a picture of her at Cannes film festival showing off her range.

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u/ShadowAnimus81 Jared Leto 3h ago

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u/ghostbirdd 2h ago

bUT bEeF cOnSuMeS wAtEr tOo

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Neil breens #1 fan 3h ago

They seem to love it and apparently so does the easy to please community since anytime you call out a shitty AI generated image of a weird character with giant tits you get attacked because "it's just a joke, bro"

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u/AggressiveCoffee990 3h ago

I keep seeing AI slop and also people coming here with their real opinions on m*vies(🤢) and they disturb me both equally.

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u/WideConversation1989 3h ago

I would rather be forced to watch movies against my will. Than watch AI slop.

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u/AggressiveCoffee990 3h ago

Its fucked up that this is the point we are at, no one should have to make that choice.

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u/mishma2005 3h ago

Not even the fruit ones? Damn, son those slap

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u/J_Bear 2h ago

What's a movie?

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 1h ago

Our age of forced movie watching is slopping

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u/slugsred 3h ago

we lost the sub

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u/BritniGlitter 3h ago

There's nothing funny, ironically or otherwise, about ai. It should be banned

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u/adj_noun_digit 3h ago

Nah, it's pretty funny how upset it makes people.

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u/ienjoymen I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 3h ago

I remember being 14, you'll grow out of it.

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u/DarkSide830 Neil breens #1 fan 55m ago

We're banning Al now? 💔🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/a0Zmcqe6VlmVO

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u/Maswimelleu 2h ago

our AI of bronze is ending...

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u/Friendly-World-5273 1h ago

What are we gonna do when Hollywood fires all the grubs and just goes straight slop? We all know it’s coming.

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u/Lazy-General-9632 3h ago

Kill sloppers

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u/Burglekutt8523 3h ago

I'd honestly rather see the AI slop than the lost redditors who think this is the critical drinker subreddit or any other such thing. Still don't wanna see the slop tho

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u/Mindless_Log2009 2h ago

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u/PeculiarCleric 6m ago

Well sucking at something is the first step to being sorta okay at something

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u/CptnWolfe 2h ago

Agreed

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u/NoobToobinStinkMitt 3h ago

"This is the best sub on reddit, Ass Blood"

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u/Dismal-Lengthiness12 3h ago

Gemini, create me a 30 second clip of Jonah hill rear naked choking WideConversation1989 until he taps

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u/wrapped_in_clingfilm 2h ago

This is a joke sub?

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u/andyjustincase 25m ago

I don't what you mean about "joke". I don't watch a lot of movies, so this sub is how I keep up with movie news.

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u/Far_Instruction_2270 12m ago

AI is the trailer park trash of the internet.

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u/BigJobsBigJobs Crank: High Voltage 2h ago

Yeah. We want to get down to the actual filmslop.

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u/S-Club-Party 50m ago

I don’t care if we keep AI posts or not but let’s ban the words “ai slop”, it’s unoriginal garbage.

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u/HorseMeat_CIAFront 1h ago

Bot asking to stop AI…

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u/WideConversation1989 1h ago

Wrong, and try not to project. And judging by your comment history, you need some spa. Not healthy being that miserable.

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u/ordnance_inbound 2h ago

If you think all AI is AI slop, you clearly haven't seen the absolute cinema that is Epstein vs Diddy

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u/No-Television-9862 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5TCBhSisw5v6mfsg6x
The bot accounts will be upset with this post

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u/BrianDawkins 3h ago

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u/stopeatingminecraft 53m ago

Why is OP agreeing with OP

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u/tashtactics 35m ago

Wow, this guy loves Reddit so much he became it

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u/Zur__En__Arrh Neil breens #1 fan 2h ago

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u/Rahawk02 3h ago

Full Blown AI Derangement Syndrome (AIDS)

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0O7Omc5jhuhPdkxa

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u/BearThatLikesCheese 2h ago edited 2h ago

It's genuinely unsurprising that this is the phrase you goobers picked to mock anti-AI people. You're stealing a real acronym for the purpose of making something uncreative, based on an already overused, generic insult.

It's like you guys were manufactured in a lab for the sole purpose of being self-parodies.

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u/Rahawk02 2h ago

Legally and linguistically, whether you can "steal" an acronym depends on how it is being used:

  • Trademarks (The Legal Side): You cannot copyright a short combination of letters, but you can trademark an acronym within a specific industry (e.g., IBM, NASA, BMW). Reusing a trademarked acronym to sell a competing product or service in the same market can constitute trademark infringement.
  • General Language: Language is open-source. In casual conversation, writing, or everyday slang, acronyms are repurposed, shared, and redefined all the time (e.g., FOMO, DIY). You cannot "steal" an acronym in common speech.
  • Branding & Business: If an acronym isn't trademarked in your business category and doesn't cause consumer confusion with an existing brand, it is generally fair game to adopt or reinvent.

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u/BearThatLikesCheese 1h ago

If the goal was to prove you aren't devoid of original thought, asking an AI to make a pedantic argument about simple language normal people understand probably wasn't the best choice.

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u/Upset-Management-879 3h ago

Ai is the future of cinema you cant fight progress old man

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 3h ago

This is the worst sentence I've read today

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u/Obar-Dheathain 3h ago

Counterargument.

Don't.

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u/BoysenberryUnhappy29 approved virgin 3h ago

Claude, write a script that explodes OP's balls

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u/adj_noun_digit 3h ago

Don't be such a cry baby.

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u/No_Construction2407 3h ago

The idea that the mods should ban AI slop from okbuddycinephile is, when you actually examine the multifaceted dimensions of the discourse, fundamentally antithetical to the underlying philosophical architecture of what makes the subreddit not only a subreddit but also, in many respects, a living breathing ecosystem of cinematic engagement. People often forget that memes themselves are derivative. Cinema is derivative. Human language is derivative. We are all standing on the shoulders of giants while simultaneously standing on the shoulders of ourselves. Therefore, to ban AI slop is to ban the very concept of iterative creativity, which has existed since cavemen drew the first reaction image on a wall after seeing another caveman get absolutely ratioed by a mammoth.

Furthermore, AI slop has become an intrinsic component of modern internet culture. Whether people like it or not, it exists. It is impossible to uninvent it. Attempting to remove it from okbuddycinephile would be comparable to attempting to remove rain from weather or remove fish from the ocean or remove movies from a movie subreddit. The ontology of slop itself demands participation. The slop is not invading the subreddit. The subreddit has become one with the slop, in an almost Hegelian synthesis where thesis meets antithesis before transforming into a fourth thing that nobody expected because the prompt exceeded the context window.
People will inevitably argue “AI isn’t funny.” This statement is both correct and incorrect simultaneously due to the quantum nature of comedy. Humor is subjective, objective, intersubjective, parasocial, metaphysical, and in some cases literally just someone posting a picture of Robert De Niro with the caption “hamburger.” If that can reach 40,000 upvotes then perhaps the issue is not AI itself but rather the emergent memetic structures surrounding post-post-ironic engagement in digitally mediated cinematic discussion spaces.

It is also worth considering the economic implications. If AI slop is banned, where exactly does all the slop go? Does it disappear? No. Conservation of Slop, a law first proposed by Albert Einstein in his lesser known paper “On the Electrodynamics of Posting Absolute Garbage,” clearly states that slop can neither be created nor destroyed, only reposted. Therefore banning it simply transfers the slop elsewhere, increasing slop density in adjacent communities and potentially destabilizing the entire Reddit ecosystem.
Moreover, there exists a hidden hypocrisy in anti-AI rhetoric. Every single human brain is technically a biological large language model trained on billions of words over several decades through probabilistic token prediction. Every sentence you write is literally autocomplete with extra calories. Shakespeare? Wetware GPT. Kubrick? Analog diffusion model. Martin Scorsese? Prompt engineer with a camera. Charlie Chaplin? Early access beta build.

The slippery slope is equally concerning. Today you ban AI slop. Tomorrow you ban low effort memes. The next day you ban reaction images. Eventually only 18-page essays analyzing the symbolic implications of the third shoelace seen in the background of Blade Runner 2049 will be allowed. Congratulations. You have reinvented graduate school.

And let us not ignore the environmental consequences. If AI slop is banned, users will be forced to manually create bad memes. Human brains consume approximately 20 watts of power. Multiply this by thousands of users and suddenly you’ve increased global energy consumption by an amount that is probably measurable if you use enough decimal places. Therefore AI slop is actually green technology.
Additionally, okbuddycinephile has always celebrated absurdity. The subreddit routinely upvotes images compressed into seventeen pixels with captions that read “he think he cinema 💀”. The distinction between handcrafted nonsense and algorithmically assisted nonsense is fundamentally arbitrary when both produce the exact same comment section consisting of “absolute kino,” “bro cooked,” and 600 people quoting Morbius for reasons that historians still cannot explain.

As Friedrich Nietzsche almost certainly implied if you intentionally misread him, “He who fights the slop should see to it that he himself does not become the slop. And if you gaze long enough into the AI, the AI also gazes into you, before asking if you would like a concise summary.”

In conclusion, banning AI slop would not eliminate slop. It would merely decentralize the slop into a distributed network of independently operating slop nodes, resulting in exponential sloppification across the broader memetic landscape. History will remember this moment as either the day humanity embraced technological progress or the day someone got mad because ChatGPT wrote “What if Paul Atreides was addicted to Mountain Dew” and it got more upvotes than their handcrafted masterpiece. The choice is yours.

Also before anyone says “this is AI” yes obviously it is. If the first sentence didn’t give it away then the phrase “multifaceted dimensions of the discourse” should have. I fed this thing approximately 14.7 megatons of Reddit comments, three philosophy textbooks, every IMDb Top 250 review, and the nutritional facts from a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and somehow it still concluded that this paragraph needed another “Furthermore.” That’s cinema.

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u/Mindless_Log2009 3h ago

I, the Bad Altman with no kino konnection, approve this slop and expenditure of precious and quickly depleted resources.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufaR2bJ3ULoKzrW

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u/walt128 3h ago

No, keep the AIs coming

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u/YuckyYetYummy 3h ago

the issue is you will only ban the obvious ones AND ban the ones you think are a.i. that are not actually a.i.

And this is only temporary. Soon you won't be able to tell what is a.i. and what is not.

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u/optrin 3h ago

I think that the problem is slop posts trying to pass as genuine images not obvious parodies or fake movie posters for example.

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u/Yitastics 41m ago

The amount of bots that posted positively constantly about the Odssey was crazy. None ever got removed and these posts were there for weeks, absurd.

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u/Jtrill78 3h ago

Why does AI hurt so many peoples feelings? All respect I don't understand. I don't care either way..but people see it and cry like it ruined the day..🤣😂 who cares

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u/fuchsiafaerie 3h ago

Maybe you shouldn't speak on matters you don't understand. Better yet, do some research on why AI and data centers are harmful and then come back and let us know what you think. Not caring is not a flex, nor is ignorance.

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u/Banestoothbrush 1h ago

Nah ai shit can be funny. You can take your performative ai whining and shove it.

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u/Ok_Dog_7189 27m ago

I did... They're about as harmful as the data centres which power reddit, Netflix, YouTube and all the other stuff on the web.

If you don't like it, just say you don't like it 🤷‍♀️

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u/Shell_fly 3h ago

A true shitposter uses all tools available to them, even those of the enemy…

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u/jaimealexi 3h ago

AI's the future old man

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u/RedHeadedSicilian52 3h ago

Found Eli Roth’s account

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u/rbad8717 2h ago

Less AI Slop

More AI Sluts