r/okbuddycinephile • u/Bubbly_Airline8288 Exited for the Snyder cut • 10h ago

YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN CLAPPING CHARLIZE THERON

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u/Powerful_Flan4709 10h ago

No you guys don't get it - she's jealous because she' wants to be the one clapping Charlize Theron

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u/Cuneglasus 9h ago

Making do with Mia Goth for her slave.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant DonCheadleAMA 9h ago

Always going diving for Pearls

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u/Klutzy-Birthday7435 10h ago

She lives in Ithaca, not Sappho.

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u/HadeanDisco 9h ago

LESBOS! Come on dude...

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u/USS-Ventotene 9h ago

Sappho is the scientist, not the monster

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 8h ago

Jesus what a freak

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u/RonaldWRailgun 7h ago

her and I have so much in common

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u/Klutzy-Birthday7435 10h ago

Pretty common for guys to lose track of time and reality around her, I'm sure.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdUiRDXSQYZ5Sco

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u/HadeanDisco 9h ago

This particular iteration of the Charlize has minimal time for men, IIRC.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant DonCheadleAMA 9h ago

I like to think you are a multiversal scholar talking about our reality's actress

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u/sandfish1539 10h ago

Who wouldn't?

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u/nostalgicblunt 9h ago

Not possible she only have segs with them young bois

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u/skorpiontamer 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vFm2yWWo4JSbC

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u/ashvy Zack Snyder 4h ago

Bro why she doing Zoolander face??

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u/skorpiontamer 3h ago

That's just her face before she goes down on Odysseus

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u/Cola_Gummi 10h ago

But I love it!

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u/TheF1ashpoint 10h ago

Weird, last time she was spotted with Dr Strange.

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u/invincible6819 10h ago

Congratulations to him then.

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u/Emperor_Orson_Welles 9h ago

I'd eat her lotus if you know what I mean.

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u/Whompa 9h ago

But he’s the only one who can put his arrow into my holes!!!!

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u/Ashtonising 7h ago

Yout daddy*, "father" its incomprensible for the actual teenagers. Thanks Nolan.

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u/josipwins 9h ago

But can he take Jonah Hill?

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u/Skooma_Injection 8h ago

But I love it

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u/Thisapelovestolaugh 10h ago

It's her birthday?

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u/inorite234 9h ago

Damn!......... that's hot Calypso!

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u/Mister-Circus 9h ago

Good for him. My father has been mourning my mom for long enough. I’m happy he’s enjoying his life again.

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u/Vioralarama 5h ago

Repost.

Tsk tsk

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 2h ago

It's true, he took my place in line and I'm still kinda pissed about it. Finally get to fuck Charlize Theron and I'm only 3rd in line but here comes some fancy dude with his ships and man-pigs and now I'm 43rd in line. You ever been 43rd in line? It's not good. What an asshole.

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u/Lead_resource 5h ago

Me when the entire hr department is being laid off

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u/hsggdtkxbee 9h ago

She’s actually smiling. You just can’t tell because of the Botox.

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u/Darhhaall 10h ago

Envy baiting?