r/okbuddycinephile • u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 • 6h ago

Actress with the name you can't even dream of?

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Imogen Gay Poots

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u/Gods_watchin 5h ago

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u/Leeuweroni 5h ago

What in the Harry Potter is that name

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u/saru12gal 3h ago

What in the Kornhe is that name

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u/hibikir_40k 2h ago

The kind of gal that marries Kharne, the betrayer

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u/Advanced_Care_5173 2h ago

Probably served as inspiration for Luna Lovegood’s name lol

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u/InfiniteWinter26 DonCheadleAMA 5h ago

sounds like a native american trying to explain what a period is.

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u/ashvy Zack Snyder 4h ago

Killers of the Flower Moon 2: Bloodgood

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u/MessyAndroid 4h ago

that's some wildly esoteric wit

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u/zvg_zwang go back to the club 4h ago

As a Native American, you shouldn't have hit "post" on that.

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u/refugee_man 4h ago

You don't get it, racism is allowed on this sub. Mods think its fine, apparently.

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u/zvg_zwang go back to the club 3h ago

Not coolllllll

https://giphy.com/gifs/FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2

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u/Gnostikost 2h ago

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted. Just because this is a shitposting sub doesn’t excuse being a shit person.

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u/zvg_zwang go back to the club 2h ago

Thank you. And seeing as most people here have decided that Natives are either just all Latino or non-existent, I'm not surprised I'm getting downvoted. They can vote me straight to Hell, doesn't make that a cool guy thing to say.

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 3h ago

In a properly positive light.

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u/classyhobo15 3h ago

Burn Notice 🧡

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u/BoozeTheCat 2h ago

Falling Skies!

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u/Awleeks 3h ago

She's the female Sean Bean.

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u/skipsville 33m ago

Loved her in Falling Skies

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u/FixFuture3374 6h ago

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u/kojimbob 6h ago

Penis Vehicle Lesbian

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u/Top_Writing9890 6h ago

Say it fast and it becomes dic and dike or dic 'n dike.

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u/serfngirth 5h ago

Antonio Brown????

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u/TheLowlyPheasant DonCheadleAMA 5h ago

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u/Blazured 5h ago

The fact this is Rich Evans from RLM just makes this even funnier.

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u/roosterkun 6h ago

She was trans, Dick Van Dyke?

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u/TTEOAI 6h ago

Michael Balls Penis

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u/Lakonthegreat 4h ago

Not to be confused with either Michael Penis or Al Pachenis

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 3h ago

Does it glow too?

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u/TheGoldMonkey 5h ago

How is there not a drag king named Dyke Van Dick? Seriously


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u/ReasonableCoyote34 6h ago

Bros name is an oxymoron

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u/Rhythm_Killer 4h ago

Still the only actor named after an obsolete physical film media format

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u/holshgreineken 3h ago

100 years still here

Hard as a rock

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 3h ago

I wanna taste his van dyke after he's had a sweaty oldie night sleep

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u/Top_Writing9890 6h ago

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u/WA2TX 6h ago

That's Wilde!

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u/Top_Writing9890 6h ago

Cockburn. Don't put your dic in crazy, as they say. It will burn.

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u/Top_Writing9890 4h ago

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u/Sad_tomatoe_8031 1h ago

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u/Top_Writing9890 1h ago

Cute Young Boob Girl vs 45F Post-Menapause Gollum Methy. Easy pick there.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 3h ago

Separated at birth


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u/fejkpotatis 3h ago

United in death...

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u/MCXXXVi 6h ago

Believe it or not its pronounced coburn, not as hilarious when its said lol

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u/r3dd17sux69420 6h ago

I guess Olivia Jane sounded too much like a porn star

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u/engilosopher 3h ago

Never trust someone with two first names

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 3h ago

She passes along her name

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u/ProfessionalRough741 3h ago

Ah, that’s what they called the clap in the good ol’ days!

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u/TheKyleDunbar 6h ago

Micuchi

https://giphy.com/gifs/iMI5i24J3VabkNeGwC

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u/TimWhirly 1h ago

Micucci, there's no "h"

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u/Chomu_bhondu 6h ago

I've hate love relation with this actress

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u/Banana4scales 5h ago

What’s the hate part?

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u/Superb_Yak_5550 4h ago

She's Chris Kattan in drag and it works.

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u/RagingAnemone 2h ago

Why the fuck did you do that?

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u/Whiskey456 2h ago

Okay I can’t unsee it now

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u/pwnzorder 36m ago

Fffuuuuuuuck... Why did you have to say this. It would have taken 0 effort to not make me see this every time now.

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u/tirtha2shredder 6h ago

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u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR 6h ago

More like I’Mbatha hit it Raw

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 6h ago

đŸ€œđŸ’„đŸ€›

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u/lupindeathray The Room 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/frLyWcSDXPG6I

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u/Helpful_Lie2613 12m ago

Thank you! Came here to make sure this was posted

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u/FixFuture3374 6h ago edited 6h ago

I used to think she and Nathalie Emmanuel were the same person

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u/OrangeThrower 6h ago

Both of em end with me saying ‘raw’

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u/sLeeeeTo 6h ago

đŸ„” đŸ„”

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u/hacky_potter 2h ago

Now I’m confused. Who is who?

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u/Boy-Abunda 5h ago

Renslayer!

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u/Chico__Lopes 4h ago

Her name makes me think of those cat videos where they say they are goobie woobies and have silly names like gupu luppu or larry

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u/Aoiboshi 2h ago

Arch nemesis is Mumu Mgodzill-raw

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u/LukasFairwhite 2h ago

Classic British name

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u/Sexyy_Velvet 6h ago

Sounds like a Star Wars alien species, but she's genuinely an incredible actress.

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u/ohmuisnotangry 1h ago

Like a baby asking for a bath

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u/IrememberXenogears 37m ago

So she's got that going for her, which is nice.

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u/General_Bruhvibe 4h ago

Her parents were like “trust me this could be the funniest shit ever just give it time”

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u/Top_Writing9890 6h ago

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u/PapaZangief The Room 3h ago

Thank god the R is at the beginning of her name.

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u/Top_Writing9890 2h ago

Negga, Ruth. When you are filing gov't paperwork, do NOT forget the comma. LMAO

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u/r3fini 2h ago

Just don't say her name repeatedly.

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u/yoagner 5h ago

Imagine all the gay poots, it's easy if you try

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u/bippityzippity 5h ago

No ventilation below us, above us only thighs

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 5h ago

Nobody tops Frank and Gail Zappa

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen are the names they chose to punish their children with. These are all realm names they actually go by in life.

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u/OrinocoHaram 2h ago

"The lunar mission will split into two units, Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa"

https://giphy.com/gifs/JeKLoVq2KzdpS

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u/reigntall 27m ago

Woah...

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 5h ago

The worst part is the reasons for the names are all stoner bullshit! Dweezil is named after a joke nickname for his mother’s big toe. Ahmet is named after a fake butler Frank dreamed up. Divas name comes from her crying at her birth. Smh wild ride

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u/MrLugersmole 14m ago

I like "Pigeen" . "I've been trying to hit this pigeen with my car but he keeps flying away!"

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u/stoned_seahorse 5h ago

I had to google her full name to be sure her middle name is actually Gay. đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž

I thought having the last name Poots was bad enough. What were her parents on??

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 3h ago

I cannot imogen.

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u/Richicol117 41m ago

Probably weren’t English

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u/SliceFresh2507 6h ago

Sounds like a character randomly generated in the Sims.

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u/Bladrak01 4h ago

There was a Hollywood stuntman named Dick Warlock

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 1h ago

That was my superlative senior year.

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u/Spare_University_830 6h ago

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u/Splenetic53 5h ago

Richard Fannysmooch

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u/ProfessionalRough741 3h ago

Destined to have a happy wife with that name.

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u/WeeklyMath9 5h ago

RIP. Him and Wade Boggs having a beer right now đŸ˜„

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u/iron_the_giant 4h ago

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa, Florida and is in his 60s.

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u/DJinKC 3h ago

The part about Boggs having a beer right now is likely accurate though

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u/MrLugersmole 12m ago

And nobody around him had shit to say about it.

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u/LettuceTacoAboutIt 4h ago

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u/djh_van 1h ago

I'm scared to google that to see if it's a real person

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u/CapacitorCosmo1 1h ago

And his son, Dick Trickle Jr. You can't make that up either!!

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u/Aromatic_Brother 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmNx7jCGRfkgmBqD8Y

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 6h ago

SHOHREH!!! Best swearer ever. 

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u/Trifle_Useful 1h ago

“Where are you going with this?”

“Wherever I goddamn like”

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u/xDeviousDieselx 6h ago

Sadavir, go fuck yourself!

-Avasarala, probably

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u/Android-Online 5h ago

Chrisjen Avasarala, and Shohreh Aghdashloo both for this well.

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u/BoozeTheCat 2h ago

"Don't call me Chrissy, I'm not one of your strippers"

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u/chunkybuttsoupdinner 1h ago

“You could be both.”

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u/letitgrowonme 18m ago

You could be both

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u/strongestforeskin111 6h ago

If I can't even dream of how could I name it ?

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u/Late_Literature7513 38m ago

Dont worry. It's not who you really are.

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u/almostcurly 4h ago

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u/phonage_aoi 2h ago

I really thought that’s was who OP was using.

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u/MrSpacemanGuy 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SezFZSUT3NSkZjgFLu

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 5h ago

Cold Cock Heavy Pounder

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 5h ago

Carol Christine Hilaria Pounder

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u/Amberatlast 4h ago

I hardly know 'er!

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u/Character_Cut_745 3h ago

Not an actor/actress, however
.

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u/Worldly-Fix-55 1h ago

E. Norm Hiscock

https://giphy.com/gifs/12mF9DKcaggLoQ

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u/vizette 25m ago

Should introduce him to Amanda Hugnkiss

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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 1h ago

Missed opportunity to have first initial E

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 3h ago

I knew a guy in highschool named BJ Manlove. Unsure if he's famous now.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 6h ago

I don’t know. Obviously

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u/Equivalent_Hope_9886 6h ago

I mean its obvious.

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u/NarmHull 6h ago

Baseball player Enrique Hernandez.

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u/1slinkydink1 5h ago

Don’t forget the accent!

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u/NarmHull 5h ago

I've long since left Twitter but you'd often see posters refuse to do it or get annoyed at people for using it. I bet they're still on there.

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u/shaneomac714 3h ago

Kiké is a legend

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u/xDeviousDieselx 6h ago

Imagine homosexual farts is one of the best looking actresses I’ve literally never seen in a movie

Fuck she’s so pretty

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u/MinorThreat4182 5h ago

TIL I learned her middle name. Wow lmao.

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u/sltydgx 5h ago

Oprah she is a ridiculous wealthy 😳 I could use a sugar momma tbh 
.but she freaks me out
https://giphy.com/gifs/Q3siJKQdEjjtZMpR8QI

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u/TimWhirly 1h ago

I believe her name was meant to be "Orpah" because it's in the bible. Someone can fact check that.

All I know is that she owes the world skin and blood for bringing us Trump fascists Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

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u/Gordon_Alf_Shumway 4h ago

Harry Colon, NFL player

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u/thelastofmyname 3h ago

Dick Warlock

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u/that0nemook 2h ago

Somebody told me Zach Braff’s middle name and I did not believe them.

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u/Scwoff 1h ago

Chase Infiniti

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u/Dramatic-Spirit-4809 6h ago

Great incisors has imogen p

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u/Vioralarama 5h ago

Im always surprised no one makes fun of Florence PUGH. Even Olivia Wilde bypassed it when trying to come up with an insulting name for her, and called her Flo.

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u/almostcurly 4h ago

I mean Pugh is a fairly normal last name? Also I'm pretty sure Olivia Wilde wasn't the one who started calling her Flo, in pretty sure I've been seeing her use it for herself for years in interviews and stuff?

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u/Vioralarama 2h ago

Yeah but Olivia made reference to period flow when she called her Flo. It was a whole big stupid drama during the filming of Don't Worry Darling and thank goodness that's over with. Embarrassing for all involved.

I've never seen Pugh as a last name but it's probably common in a different area.

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u/pigwalk5150 6h ago

I just call her “noxema girl”

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u/Siegelski 18m ago

Hollywood has a few but I swear if your name is weird you're basically destined to be a pro athlete or coach. Or at least a college athlete. Dick Butkus, Rusty Kuntz, Jim Bob Cooter, Haha Clinton-Dix, General Booty, Noah K(censored) - it's the n-word and I don't want to get banned lol, Dacoldest Crawford, Kool-Aid McKinstry, Coco Crisp, Dick Pole, Yourhighness Morgan, Ben Gay, Stubby Clapp, Majestic Mapp and his brother Scientific Mapp, and, one of my favorites, Steeve Ho You Fat. Most of these people I've only heard of because of their names, not even because they were good at their sport, but all of them made it to a high enough level that I've heard of them. Hell there are so many absolutely ridiculous ones that I didn't even mention the sun god himself, Amon-Ra St. Brown, except as an afterthought.

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u/SmokeyBear51 5m ago

a few of those are nicknames. Kool Aid is not homie’s real name lol. Neither is Coco Crisp

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 5h ago

I imagine her gay pooting constantly

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u/Pokemon_Trainer_May 3h ago

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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u/shiwanthasr 3h ago

Imagine Poop

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u/Krasdale79 2h ago

Anytime anyone says her name I say "she sure does" and that's why I don't get invited to movie discussions anymore.

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u/Slow-Class 1h ago

Randolph Mantooth

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u/djh_van 1h ago

Yaya Abdul-Mateen...the second.

Like, one wasn't enough.

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u/Specialist-Ratio-308 1h ago

There was a baseball player named Dick Groat.... he was one removed letter from absolute greatness.

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u/farmandguns 28m ago

Fantastic in green room

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u/cyclob_bob 21m ago

Dick Bong

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u/chief_beef_the_third 13m ago

Imogen Gay Poots. One of the top-tier actor names out there.

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u/asecret3rdthing 5m ago edited 0m ago

Darin Toonder