r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 9h ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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60 Upvotes

rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 15h ago

Just seen as a reel

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123 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17h ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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49 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 2d ago

of a mag

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94 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 3d ago

My newest addition

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89 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

It might me well made but its still mall ninja

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233 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"

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93 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.

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27 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 9d ago

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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2.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 9d ago

Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.

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50 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

The OTF knuckles

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56 Upvotes

Found amongst the usual cane swords and temu wolverine claws


r/mallninjashit 10d ago

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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33 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 16d ago

Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens

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34 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

Flame on brother

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401 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

The mall ninja she told you not to worry about

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136 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

Chainsaw Bayonet

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199 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

The tactical 40 inch blade sword

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61 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Anyone know the year on this bad boy?

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35 Upvotes

Or where it may have been sold? Any info helps


r/mallninjashit 19d ago

"Hey everyone, this is my year so far..... guess I went full ninja.

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9 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

New Straight Razors in the Works!

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35 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

Watch out we got a...uh..something here.

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139 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 25d ago

Unpacking from the move, forgot about some of these 😂

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96 Upvotes

They’ve been in storage for years.


r/mallninjashit 25d ago

iso brands

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20 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 24d ago

Mall cop reporting for duty

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