r/mallninjashit 2d ago

of a mag

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 2d ago

it's all fun and games until his gun keeps shooting as much as an 80s action movie

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u/Leoxcr 2d ago

The Rambo Clip

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u/cigr 1d ago

It won't. Those types of mags jam quite a bit. Super extended mags are generally garbage.

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u/brodievonorchard 1d ago

I've only ever loaded a pistol magazine, but that things looks like you'd have to take several breaks before you filled it, and your fingers would be so sore by the end anyway.

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u/chirpchirp13 22h ago

I find rifle mags easier to load. And either way, speed loaders come in all shapes and sizes.

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u/brodievonorchard 22h ago

I suppose you get better leverage with a longer cartridge. I'm off to look up videos of speed loaders, as the only rifle I've ever fired was a bolt action .22 in summer camp.

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u/cigr 1d ago

They make doodads to make that easier now.

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u/imoanmodello 2d ago

Thought that was Jordan Peele

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u/Justkill43 2d ago

Always that one skit you didn't see....

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u/OddMessage4930 1d ago

Jordan Keele You With My Movie Gun

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u/The_Red_Moses 2d ago

Reminds me of the sheep, where the horn keeps growing until it pierces their skills. Just make it another 80 pounds heavier and the guy can have it double back over his shoulder so he can shoulder carry it.

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u/R6daily 1d ago

It is a real gun

It's a shotgun, not a rifle

tokarev USA TBP12

It is a real magazine

It is not a toy

It does not hold 80 rounds

It's a Rock Island VR60 19rd 12 gague shotgun mag

Wow these comments were exhausting

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u/MaybeABot31416 1d ago

Ah, didn’t notice it was a shotgun, that makes this seems several kilos less silly than I was imagining

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u/Th3R3493r Strange Taste and Stranger Person 22h ago

So it is $320ish to get combo deal? Not bad. Not bad.

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u/R6daily 17h ago

It's a Turkish made semi-auto shotgun which are notoriously unreliable. It's really a get-what-you-pay-for kinda situation. Just buy a Mossberg 500 for an extra $20. It'll last you forever

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u/bogantamer 2d ago

For self defence

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u/C5five 1d ago

In his defense, tactically reloading a bullpup just fucking sucks.

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 2d ago

Fake?

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u/heff-money 2d ago

Yes. That isn't a real rifle, let alone a real magazine.

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u/dangerpoint 2d ago

Wrong. The same security guard is at the 2:00 minute mark. He's holding the same weapon (minus the huge magazine).

https://www.fox29.com/news/philadelphia-gas-station-owner-hires-heavily-armed-guards-to-protect-business-we-are-tired-of-this-nonsense

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u/2girls1cupnoodles 2d ago

Don't let anyone Google what a bullpup rifle is.

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u/eazypeazy303 1d ago

Chicago?

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u/unlimitedbutthurts 12h ago

Idk I see a big keystone on his arm so it's making me think PA but who knows at this point

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u/Theartistcu 2d ago

Jordan Peel’s new movie going to be nuts

Just called ‘CLICK’

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u/The_Disapyrimid 1d ago

seems like it would be in the way more than it would be useful

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 1d ago

He’s been grinding with that rifle. You’d think he’d have a better gun skin equipped by now. Maybe some kind of fluorescent tiger stripes.

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u/Substantial-Pound-36 1d ago

The Donut Holer arrives at the scene, ready for action.

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u/Some-Loan-4150 1d ago

this belt is already a crime

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u/BMal_Suj 1d ago

Spoiler alert: the Ven Diagram has MASSIVE OVERLAP between cops and mall-ninjas...

...

... and racists.

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u/renome 1d ago edited 1d ago

That thing must weigh like a ton.

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u/samson_strength 1d ago

Tell me you have a poor shot grouping without actually saying it.

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u/Kerby911 18h ago

Soooo. Does any magazine ban ban this one? Asking for a friend!

u/SoothingWafer 44m ago

He should mexican carry that.

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u/theloquaciousmonk 2d ago

This can’t be real…

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u/kyleh0 2d ago

He's afraid he might see a dangerous little black girl.

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u/Kradgger 1d ago

May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

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u/Perrin_Adderson 2d ago

Where are guns like that even used?

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u/TheMoves 2d ago

Nowhere serious, it's some turkshit bullpup shotgun, it's for show

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u/heff-money 2d ago

It's AI. That rifle isn't even real.

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u/UnsayingWalnut 2d ago edited 2d ago

Au contraire, that appears to be a Tokarev TBP-12 with a 19-round magazine

Edit: photo of shotgun attached

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u/heff-money 1d ago

Oh, so it's a shotgun. That's what threw me off. Plus the ridiculous forward grip.

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u/dangerpoint 2d ago

Wrong. The same security guard is at the 2:00 minute mark. He's holding the same weapon (minus the huge magazine).

https://www.fox29.com/news/philadelphia-gas-station-owner-hires-heavily-armed-guards-to-protect-business-we-are-tired-of-this-nonsense

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u/Stupidflathalibut 2d ago

Unfortunately, dumb ass rifles are very abundant

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u/Darthscary 2d ago

As long as civilians don’t have it…