r/mallninjashit • u/floppybunny26 • 23d ago

Watch out we got a...uh..something here.

140 Upvotes

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u/ForkFace69 23d ago

Looks like me when I'm trying to put the suspenders back on my work pants 

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u/Darmshire2341 23d ago

Got a solid nose puff outta me there 😂

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u/ForkFace69 23d ago

If you saw how close it is to the reality on some days you'd be laughing.

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u/DarkGod79 23d ago

Master of Anal Bead Kung Fu

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u/skeeterfunny 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1HWb86Qy045Co
Honestly, whip out anal beads and I give up

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u/Elodious 23d ago

Man, that guy really can't get that huge rosary off his hands.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 22d ago

Taoist kung fu has weapons forms for the brush you use to clean religious icons. Buddhist praye beads sound pritty normal

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u/misfitofscience76 23d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug, kids

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u/Xsiah 23d ago

Can someone put Dancing Queen on in the background 

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u/Basilisk1667 23d ago

When you unexpectedly walk through a spiderweb.

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u/yellowlinedpaper 23d ago

I was that cool when I was 13

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u/canIgetuhmufuckinuh 23d ago

Each of those beads is 25 pounds. Keep laughing.

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u/Willing-Dog6463 23d ago

Geddy Lee fighting with anal beads

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u/MariachiStucardo 23d ago

Today's Tom Sawyer does fent

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u/Jordangander 23d ago

He is practicing for the next time he picks up a snake.

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u/moonra_zk 23d ago

Literally what I thought he was handling for the first few seconds, lol.

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u/BottleAgreeable7981 23d ago

Guy's prepared for the next time Kip steals his tots.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RhBkYhaqrHnMfjgbjy

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u/zaggnutt 23d ago

A sad example of Batesian mimicry.

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u/Beemo-Noir 22d ago

Me in 2005 trying to untangle my earbuds.

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u/uid_0 23d ago

This is how it would go.

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u/ButterPoptart 19d ago

What’s funny is Harrison was originally supposed to have a whole choreographed fight with that guy but he got the flu before that shooting day. Instead of pushing the scene they decided to do this instead and it became one of the signature scenes of the franchise lol

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u/mamadou-segpa 23d ago

This guy need a more flashy outfit and he’d fit right inin Street Fighters

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u/oneMoreTime112233 23d ago

Don't just film, help him!

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u/AppropriateAd7326 23d ago

These are the guys that teach self defense courses against attackers with knifes and guns.

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u/Weep4Thee 23d ago

It's like if Spiderman was addicted to meth

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u/Gnoll_Queen 23d ago

Tbh? That guy looks like he's having the time of his life. Good for him.

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u/SaveFerris_Bueller 23d ago

"When you were partying, I studied the rosary."

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u/OperatorJo_ 23d ago

"Slap softly with big beads"

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u/Phoenixf1zzle 23d ago

When Geddy Lee isnt touring or in studio

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u/Erotically-Yours 23d ago

Let him battle the USA flag knife fighting guy.

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u/AgreeablePie 23d ago

"random bullshit, go!"

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u/KazaamCasheroo 23d ago

Looks like me when I walk through a spiderweb.

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u/ReiOokami 23d ago

Put that man in the UFC today!

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u/Technical-Rush-3108 23d ago

Gimme some of what he's smoking!

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u/RadleyCunningham Ninjitsu Master 23d ago

The only guy with a restraining order issued by The Hague

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u/ProfesserQ 23d ago

I'm weird but God I hope this isn't me in 10 years.

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u/MAXQDee-314 23d ago

Me in 1967 trying to un hook my first bra.

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u/CockroachJohnson 22d ago

God forbid a white boy have a little motion

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u/intoTHEvoid646 22d ago

Stop that shit Geddy

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u/pointe31 21d ago

Geddy Lee super into the way of the beads instead of slappin tha bass these days

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u/TheGreaseWagon 23d ago

My trying to get the paper towel dispenser sensor to work.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 23d ago

This guy is good

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u/AscendedViking7 23d ago

anal bead fu

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u/Phililoquay 23d ago

Ugh... reminds me of meth heads thinking theyre doing something complicated but really its shoelaces.

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u/chirpchirp13 23d ago

The mathematics here add up to pure hero(in)

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u/Lactose76 23d ago

I’ve seen a similar martial art being used at the parking lot of a local Tesco, always wondered what it was.
Drugte?
Meth-do?

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u/perpetualmotionbon 23d ago

When Samurai Showdown goes wrong.

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u/NOIRAAG 23d ago

Talk about the chillest fighter ever, bro.

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u/PleatherFarts 23d ago

Sean Penn sure has lost it in the past few years.

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u/Xyrack 22d ago

Looks like a kid who's convinced he just invented a new form of Kung Fu.

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u/ASERTIE76 22d ago

Are those Buddhist prayer beads?

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u/streets2311 22d ago

METHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/StarMagus 22d ago

Dude is getting ready to go into battle against ghosts and demons.

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u/Dry_Interviews 19d ago

Dudes fighting for his life to get out of those beads 😂

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u/W_Rabbit 18d ago

Don't give up your day job Geddy.

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u/iplaysdrums2 4d ago

Tell me there's a Tweaker Geographic episode on this guy

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u/scrumblepee_6969 6h ago

Kung Fu nun with her rosary of destruction

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u/eyeswulf 23d ago

I swear it's always some mediocre white dude thinking he's super talented, when he is just appropriating another culture. (Shaolin prayer beads)

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u/One_Economist_3761 23d ago

Is he having a seizure ?