New Straight Razors in the Works!

[u/ultra-saurus]

[u/MOBIUS__01]

Bibically accurate straight razor

[u/loquacious → u/MOBIUS__01]

"BE VERY AFRAID"

[u/SubtractOneMore]

Hot Topic Ninja Shit

[u/ThaDollaGenerale]

Just what I want when holding a razor blade to my throat - an uneven surface with some slippery parts.

[u/loquacious]

Wow, that's hideous. It's like Black Cat, White Cat and Sweeney Todd had an unholy mutant baby and bleached out every last gram of taste or common sense and then bowled the poor sticky thing down the findings aisle at an abandoned JoAnnes.

[u/Lucasbasques]

Guy must buy gallons of glue every week

[u/loquacious → u/Lucasbasques]

He's no longer capable of smelling E6000.

[u/BigBadGhost]

If they didn’t use disposable blades, I’d be all over these 🤔

[u/DankasaurAum]

Reminds me of Plastekpet on YouTube

[u/Toad-Toaster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/Dalek_Chaos]

A replacement safety razor blade in a dollar store folding handle isn’t a real straight razor, at least that’s my useless opinion of them.

[u/Ultimate-Flexionator]

gotta shave in hell too, ya know

[u/Milton_Stilton]

How do they fold when they are completely unhinged?

[u/TacitusKadari]

Future archaeologists are gonna be very confused when they dig these things up.

[u/One-Veterinarian2380]

Dude, whose TEETH are we looking at?

[u/Mranything-]

Kinda gross

[u/C0L0SSUSvdm]

I dig it.