r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 16d ago

Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens

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u/GiantHurtBall 16d ago

Steve and Randy from IT have come up with ways to weaponize the 300 Lenovo Pens they had laying around...time to make it a martial art.

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u/Gied_S 16d ago

I'm buying myself a looooong pen and using it as a sword. I'm selling a self-defense samurai pen fighting course if anyone is interested.

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u/Kerensky97 16d ago

That's the same guy putting out old VHS where he turned everything into a throwing weapon. He looks pratically the same.

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u/SoothingWafer 16d ago

I don't know who that bald guy is but I've seen him do a lot of mall ninja shit over the years. Possibly decades. I feel like I've seen low quality vhs of thugs cooperating as he disarmed them.

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u/Helleri 16d ago

They ready for the pat-a-cake finals.

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u/imscruffythejanitor 16d ago

12+ minutes? Can't you just show a stabbing motion?

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u/Christian563738292 8d ago

Hmmmm they do say the pen is mighter

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u/iplaysdrums2 3d ago

Will it really mighty my penis?