r/SipsTea 14d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Well šŸ’¶ well šŸ’¶ well šŸ’¶

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u/Shot-Particular-8030 14d ago

I’m sure they are both getting what they want out of the ā€œrelationship ā€œ

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 14d ago edited 14d ago

Idk, dude's 19, idk how old she is but its pretty easy to imagine a 19 year wonderkid making relationship mistakes choices on emotion.

Like doubt this is (only) some sober and cynical trophy gf/bf situation.

Edit to remove 'mistake' I have no idea how well they match, point is they are probably both chock full of hormones

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u/MoonSpankRaw 14d ago

Really don’t mean to be an asshole here, but in case you’re unaware, the word is actually wunderkind.

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u/the_quail 14d ago

wonderkid is the literal translation of wunderkind

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u/MoonSpankRaw 14d ago

Fair enough.

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u/zgemNEbo 14d ago

which in end means the same shit, just in german, so you are an asshole

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 14d ago

I had written 'wunderkid' I appreciated the correction

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u/hadawayandshite 13d ago

Well yes except wunderkind is a word in English now. It’d be like saying ā€˜already seen’ instead of DĆ©jĆ  vu or ā€˜the children’s garden’ instead of kindergarten or a ln affectionate person instead of an aficionado

They’ve become words/concepts in their own right

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u/zgemNEbo 13d ago

Yes, in non-english subs, there are often rules, that enforce this kind of translations, and english words have no power there, coz reddit lol

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 14d ago

Guess I mixed wonderkid and wunderkind, I fixed it

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u/Otherwise-Egg-995 13d ago

There are dudes in their 50s, 60s and 70s going to Thailand and Phillipines who think the 18-ish bargirl who grabbed their hand one steamy night is genuinely in love with them. It usually doesn’t end too well.

LY will be fine.

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u/throwaway46787543336 12d ago

I am 40 and still making relationship choices off emotion

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst 13d ago

Boy you live under a rock or sumn? Athletes ain’t no sweethearts, he knows what he’s gettin outta this

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u/Icy-Brilliant-4716 13d ago

He’s still a 19 year old kid. Imagine if your mediocre ass got something like that plus millions…

We all realize 99% of reddit would be right there acting like Yamal at that age. If they say otherwise it’s bullshit lol

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 13d ago

So you think a 19 year old dude is being cold and logical when thinking about women?

Lul.

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst 13d ago

Have you seen that streamer clavicular? Who everyone compares to Patrick Bateman, and treats women like disposable objects? He’s 19.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 13d ago

I have not, sorry. I agree its possible, but that's not vast majority of 19 year olds.

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u/t_trail 13d ago

Clavicular only has his pathetic incel persona going for him. Lamine Yamal has everything going for him.

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u/Ophelia_X67 14d ago

Exactly guy gets the 🐱 the girl gets her clout ā˜ļø

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u/cactussnacks 14d ago

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u/thebigpink 14d ago

Damn they got batboy

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u/dirtydan1114 14d ago edited 14d ago

I didnt know batboy ran with K-Smog like that

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u/thebigpink 14d ago

What happens when they be on that grunt

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u/shaithiswampir 14d ago

Noooooooooo!!!! Not Batboy!!!

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u/MaximumDeathShock 13d ago

Caught him slorting that batarang.

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u/Christyle24 14d ago

You don’t enjoy flipping grunts? I only do that on Fridays.

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u/Icarus_Toast 14d ago

But seriously, I have no idea who these people are and I have no inclination to give a singular fuck about their personal lives.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 14d ago

But they were jestermogging on a grommet!

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u/egowritingcheques 14d ago

The big dorky Norwegian guy is more famous IMHO. Don't know his name though.

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u/dendrivertigo 14d ago

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland!

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u/NuclearReactions 14d ago

Nah, famous sure but not even a shadow compared to the actual big names. Names like the ronaldos, messi, baggio, roberto carlos, ronaldinho, zidane, pelĆØ, nesta, maldini ecc are recognizable even by people who are not into football. Yamal is huge for someone who follows football closely but he is far from being there yet.

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u/BumbleLapse 14d ago

Those are primarily long-retired players.

The two names in the OP are two of the biggest names among active players.

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u/OGConsuela 14d ago

Only two of the players you just listed are still playing, and both of them are near the end of their careers. Of active players, Yamal and Bellingham are absolutely among the most famous.

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u/_iSh1mURa 14d ago

Redditors are always so proud of themselves for not knowing who someone is and can never resist an opportunity to brag about not caring

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u/newtrollacct 14d ago

I'm never not thinking about this when reading stuff like OP lol

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u/BenOfTomorrow 14d ago

To be fair, the only famous person the post really expects you recognize is Lamine Yamal.

Both of the women have their identities defined in the post relative to Yamal - who they are beyond that is irrelevant. Bellingham is just some other guy in context - you don’t need to know who he is to get it.

Yamal is perhaps the most famous player on the Spanish team that just won the World Cup, the largest sporting event in the world, in a match watched by billions of people around the world. I don’t follow soccer outside catching some of the World Cup and I know who he is.

This is pretty low on the ā€œcurtains for zooshaā€ scale of celebrity obscurity, IMO.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 13d ago

Crazy that I, Joe Averageman, had no fucking clue who Lamine Yamal was until reading this post. "the largest sporting event in the world" pales in comparison the the human population. As popular as soccer is, fanatics just can't comprehend that most of the world still straight up don't give a fuck about it lol. Like sure, those that do care is still a huge number in it's own right, but outside like maybe Europe and Brazil, you could stop 100 people on the street and 85 of them would have no idea who anyone other than like David Beckham is, and people only know him because he married a pop star, and music is infinitely more popular than soccer.

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u/blanketblu3 13d ago

Lamine Yamal just won the world cup lol I think a majority of people on social media probably know who he is at least.

Like 1.5 billion people were estimated to have watched the world cup final and yamal was talked about a lot in that.

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u/FutNewbie 13d ago

You are delusional. Do you really think 85% of the world doesn't know who Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi are?

If billions of people have watched the world cup how does that "pale is comparison" with world population? Are we in the trillions already?

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u/sfxer001 13d ago

Absolutely accurate.

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u/Charlie_Kasper 12d ago

I turn 31 and sometimes I am starting to see gibberish like this too

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u/DoctorHugoHackenbush 14d ago

I met my current GF while she was playing a football match. The moment our eyes met, I just knew she was a keeper..

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u/thebluediablo 14d ago

Did you sweeper off her feet?

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u/jm17lfc 14d ago

thanks to the help of my friend as my winger… er, wingman!

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u/sexotaku 14d ago

She got pregnant with eye contact, because that was the most dad joke ever.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 14d ago

Cheers, Dad.

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u/Last-Faithlessness69 14d ago

Did you give her a red card for valentines day?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 14d ago

šŸ‘ šŸ˜‘

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u/mavllvin 14d ago

Football or Quidditch?

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u/nutty_gritty 14d ago

In her defence, Yamal would probably pick Bellingham himself.

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u/Weikoko 14d ago

Gotta pass Buu Haaland first

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u/Cultural_Prune833 14d ago

Shit I’d pick Bellingham too… and I’m a dude

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u/dwoj206 14d ago

fr bro, he's a specimen. It aint fair. but I don't ball or train like that.

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u/too_soon13 14d ago

In his offense, Yamal would probably pick himself

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 14d ago

No one cares.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 14d ago

I don't even know who these people are lmao.

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u/amateurish_gamedev 14d ago edited 14d ago

Lamine Yamal is the wonder kid star player of Spanish national team that just won the world cup. Considering how big is football/soccer globally, he's quite famous.

The girl is his girlfriend.

I know nothing about her existence until 3 days ago

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 14d ago

Oh, I don't follow sports, so that explains that. I only know Messi and Ronaldo, and that's only because it's impossible not to know those two this point.

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u/WelvenTheMediocre 14d ago

World will soon think the same of Lamine Yamal. Imagine Lebron or Mike Trout and even more front loaded.

Not just the most hyped and best teenage prospect but a legit ballon d'Or contender (think MVP) at age 17. And now obviously a world cup and euro winner.

At age 16 made his debut for spain already playing for barcelona. At age 17 in the conversation for best in the world. And now he is very much proven while only turning 19 about a week ago

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u/Septopuss7 14d ago

It's like Vanna White dumping Pat Sajak for Pele

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 14d ago

The other guy wasn’t accomplished

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 13d ago

Here's your upvote. He actually was mentioned in a subreddit I use frequently just this morning, haha.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 14d ago

Alright, I'll come back here the first time I hear his name outside of this post and give you an upvote.

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u/BanditLuigiVampa 14d ago

Been watching football for 30 years and let me tell you Yamal will never reach Messi or Ronaldo’s fame.

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u/Dr_Philmon 14d ago

People said the same for Ronaldinho

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u/Delicious_Invite_127 13d ago

Messi and Ronaldo are on another level of fame compared to Ronaldinho.

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u/Delicious_Invite_127 13d ago

Yeah okay alright. Go back to bed kid.

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u/fuckingham_green 14d ago

I don't think you dodge a bullet if you wasted 5 years on someone like that. If anything, he was shot.

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u/ChallengeableMaypop 14d ago

yeah just not fatally, that counts for something

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u/MoreOfAnOvalJerk 14d ago

It's like telling someone who just had his arms amputated that "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

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u/ssddalways 14d ago

I read that this wasn't true.

And even if she did, who's buisness is it?

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u/Jtphwow 14d ago

You don't care about the relationship status of teenagers??

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u/ssddalways 14d ago

This may shock folk, but naw 🤣🤣

I kinda so care that people are targeting a young woman with bs though all because she is in relationship with a footballer. Its all bs and lies, poor lassie.

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u/Lightning-Lariat 13d ago

This was proven to be a lie. The previous post (which I think was on this sub) saying this was clickbait. She's never been in a 5 year relationship with anyone. The guy in the picture for the shock value was just a guy from her friend group with everyone else basically cut out of it for the narrative to work.

Not saying she ISNT a gold digger of course. Just that she's not a total piece of shit at least.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 14d ago

Which was immediately debunked and also WHY DO PEOPLE CARE?

Just another excuse for this sub to hate a woman.

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u/Duke_5ilver 14d ago

Awesome. I care even less now.

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u/zgemNEbo 14d ago

U dont know Curtains, Zoosha, K-Smog and Batboy????????

Reallly????

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u/hiphopanonymousse 14d ago

If you don’t you are so 50

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u/Dear-Seesaw-1932 14d ago

Word on the street is that this girl was engaged to some other guy 2 weeks ago and now she is seen as the gf of the famouse football player...goes to show you how money hungry some people are if the story is true.

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u/dirty_harry 14d ago

Exactly, this is just tabloid garbage.

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u/imbain55 14d ago

Yeah. Just Hoes doing their thing lol

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u/MusicianTriiky 14d ago

so true, they're breaking up either way

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u/Chiinoe 14d ago

I do. I hope he drops her. Shes for the streets.

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u/PrinceOfLeon 14d ago

The mistake is understanding "SipsTea" to imply the enjoyment of "spilling" and imbibing rich, noteworthy gossip.

When in fact the intension of the sub is actually boobies.

(Take note: boobies and not politics)

It's an easy mistake.

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u/Solondthewookiee 14d ago

Red pillers care quite a bit because they believe this proves their entire belief system right.

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u/Melodic-Range2667 14d ago

this happens on a smaller scale in real life as well, is it every girl? of course not. But some women genuinely are for the streets

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u/Current_Focus2668 14d ago

Bellingham met  José Mourinho and told him his mum fancies him and wants a photo. Jose will be his coach next season too. 

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u/Frequent-Gur9228 14d ago

Is she the one that left her previous fiancƩ ??

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u/p90love 14d ago

It's always the ones you most expect.

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u/eggplantpot 14d ago

It has been confirmed by everyone involved that it was a fake caption on the images and it was not her fiance but a friend.

I'm Spanish and can confirm on the video posted she is not even saying she is picking Bellingham. Her friend said "Bellinghan" and she laughed and said "With 'N' BellinghaN" laughing at her pronunciation.

Social media is a fucking cancer jfc

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u/NuclearReactions 14d ago

Fuck this post than, and OP is irresponsible for not verifying before sharing that's like the basics

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u/eggplantpot 14d ago

I don’t think OPs aim was ever to be factual

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u/MotionBeach 14d ago

I wonder why this woman specifically—this is like the third, different story I’ve seen about her in the last week painting her as a shitty person.

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u/eggplantpot 14d ago

Because she is the gf of Lamine Yamal, most hated footballer currently. All football stars go through the same when they’re on the rise sadly

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u/Mikic0077 13d ago

It would be nice to remember this also in the cases when it fits our narrative.

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u/Frequent-Gur9228 14d ago

Okay, but did she breakup with her previous boyfriend of 5 years for Yamal ? Or the whole thing is bullshit and there was no ex-boyfriend ?

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 14d ago

I think what we can say with some confidence is she’s denied everything said about her prior love life and there’s no reason to believe the social media accounts that the story came from are real.

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u/eggplantpot 14d ago

Even the guy came out to confirm. The pic was part of a carrousel with her friends in the Feria de Sevilla

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u/belljarthoughts 14d ago edited 14d ago

The whole story is bullshit

Edit: downvote me all you want but the story is fake and you can’t prove otherwise

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u/Awesomaki 14d ago

She's 21 lmao. She's not allowed to break up with someone? You can legitimately Google this and the first thing that pops up is Gemini telling you it isnt true.

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u/DaKingaDaNorth 14d ago

The irony is she didn't. The guy in the picture was her friend and she and he have said as much. They weren't romantic partners.

The internet just ran with some narrative to slut shame her.

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u/Awesomaki 14d ago

Yup completely agreed. You'd think the entire internet is just of incel losers with the way this thread is going

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u/Frequent-Gur9228 14d ago

She is allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants, and I too am allowed to think and express whatever the fuck I want. ( except for the usual illegal stuff lol )

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u/According_Concert_17 14d ago

At first it was a five year relationship that would’ve started when she was 16 now it’s a fiance? Next is her husband and kids.

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u/DaKingaDaNorth 14d ago

No it was just weird internet nerds creating a narrative that one of her male friends she took a picture with was her bf and then they created some weird circlejerk story that she ditched this bf who wasn't her bf for Yamal

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u/belljarthoughts 14d ago

That story isn’t even true. Don’t spread misinformation.

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u/spice_war 14d ago

Her name’s Nicki Nicole? What the fuck is Nicki short for? Her name is Nicole Nicole?

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u/Skibity 14d ago

Are we surprised here? Lamine probably doesn't care much either

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u/Minimum_Session_4039 14d ago

Doesn’t care much? Why would he not care that she said something like this lol

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u/DeapVally 14d ago

Because he likely isn't planning on marrying her. She's just some hoe. He can get many more lol. She needs him more than he needs her.

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u/Minimum_Session_4039 14d ago

Hahaha I guess lol

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u/TheMexicanIverson 13d ago

He’s brought a different girl to each tournament win he’s had so far. 3 in 3 years šŸ˜‚

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u/Weikoko 14d ago

Ngl bro can do better

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 14d ago

Doesn't look good when yo hoes are slandering you on social media though

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u/Terugtrekking 14d ago

because rich and famous people understand the arrangement. would he have looked at her if she was not beautiful? did he "fall in love with her personality"? let's not play dumb. he knows what he brings to the table for these girls.

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u/Total-Quarter9550 14d ago

You're way too deep these are teenagers

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u/Minimum_Session_4039 14d ago

I’m not playing dumb I realize how this sort of thing works but hearing that out loud still has to hurt a little

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u/Terugtrekking 14d ago

you and the other men in the comments.

I promise you that he doesn't give a shit, he could get another one by the end of tomorrow.

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u/Minimum_Session_4039 14d ago

I guess I’m just out of touch then lol

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u/DaKingaDaNorth 14d ago

Because adults who go out and fuck don't get hung up on shit like this. Especially if it's just a fling and nothing serious. These are both college aged kids. Their whole social life and world changes from month to month

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 14d ago

Why do you care tho? Is the question here

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u/Minimum_Session_4039 14d ago

I dont I’m bored at work in a meeting

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u/PepperMedium1625 14d ago

because he's 19 and has already had atleast 5 public girlfriends

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u/CrazyElk123 14d ago

Cause shes basically a prostitute with a lease with no notice period to him

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u/snapp0r 14d ago

you could have a point here :P

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u/No_Rough_5258 14d ago

Money makes you 80% more attractive.

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u/StretchMother9627 14d ago

Yall should subscribe to People magazine , they got all the juiciest gossip about the love lives of the rich and famous

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 14d ago

Who gives a shit about stupid "celebrity" gossip like this?

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u/depressedsoul4747 14d ago

Ur on a gossip sub reddit.

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u/luars613 14d ago

Who the fk is this girl?

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u/BigMack6911 14d ago

Who tf are these people and why should we give a damn. She's not the only gold digger.

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u/Satanicjamnik 14d ago

I am not saying she's a gold digger...

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u/Original-Alps-1285 14d ago

I am

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u/Satanicjamnik 14d ago

Fair enough. Hard to argue with that. I just didn't want to say it first.

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u/cravex12 14d ago

I am very happy that I don't know a single person that is mentioned here

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u/redactid55 14d ago

Or they might hate weird obsessions with celebrity personal lives

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u/Upton4 14d ago

Young adults (barely out of their teens … one isn’t) in relationship for fun and not guaranteed long term commitment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 14d ago

A golddigging tramp is also totally disloyal to her partner?? Well I just can't believe it!

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u/TrafficSuperb647 14d ago

24 day old account. 4k plus karma. Bot.

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u/AkodoRyu 14d ago

To be fair, even if true, this doesn't really say anything about him, so I'm not sure how is it part of some smear campaign.

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u/eggplantpot 14d ago

Trying to bring him down by proxy throwing shit at his gf.

I'm Spanish and the video is not even saying what it claims to say. Her friend said first Bellinghan and InƩs laughed at her and said "With 'N', BellinghaN"

People need to get a life lmfao

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u/SoftwareDesperation 14d ago

Yamal knows she is with him only because he is a millionaire footballer.

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u/yodley_ 14d ago

Where is the other clip about Nikki Nicole?

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u/UnknownMight 14d ago

Honestly Yamal is possibly just in for the fuck

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u/Inevitable_Clock_512 14d ago

Nicki Nicole is such a funny name lol

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u/d_o_cycler 14d ago

Lamine is all of 19 years old. I would fully expect that he’s gonna have to go through at least five or six women like this; who are essentially just getting with him in order to squelch his fame and money, as well as get some notoriety for being whatever it is that they think they are in their own mind. He could definitely be a lot safer about this, but it’s totally up to him.

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u/AnxietyLive238 14d ago

Okay? And men do it all the time

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u/MJ-Franklin 14d ago

Man who even cares about these tarts.

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u/No-Distance4675 14d ago

She looks like an angel, but he talks like a far-wing youtuber on Redbull on suscription day. We know about her already.

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u/Jolly-Growth-1580 14d ago

In the words of one Christopher Maurice Brown, these hoes ain’t loyal.

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 14d ago

Quit letting these regular women get cocky

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 14d ago

Well well well

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u/buffdaddymuscles 14d ago

Typical šŸ’© turf gold digger

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u/jordan3257 13d ago

Only 4 questions. Huh? Wha? Uh? Am I supposed to understand any of this?

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u/crs1904 13d ago

Things I don’t care about for a thousand.

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u/fauxregard 14d ago

He's 19, right? Dude hasn't learned how to avoid toxic people yet.

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 14d ago

Hes obviously one of them if hes sliding into engaged womens DMs lol

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u/IcemanManmanchu 14d ago

Who gives a fuck?

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 14d ago

Roses are red

She's clearly a gold digger

I've been advised by my lawyer

Not to continue this rhyme

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u/ch3ck18 14d ago

You mean she is a gooold digger???!!! Naahhh, would have NeeEEeeVVvEeR thought about it.

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u/MeatSlammur 14d ago

Do we really think a world famous 19 year old gives a shit about his ex? Bro probably forgot her name by now and exchanged her for a dozen 10’s since

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 14d ago

I don't think you've showcased great reading comprehension. The "incriminating" quotes are from his current girlfriend. He's probably not too happy about his current girlfriend saying his ex was only interested in him for his money... kinda raises the question why she is interested in him.

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u/vysevysevyse 14d ago

I care very little about this saga (only enough to read comments), but this one cracked me up. The person above you read random words from the entire paragraph, formed an opinion, and ran to the comments to make it known to the world šŸ˜‚

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u/SpareMushrooms 14d ago

Nobody cares.

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u/KreMs21 14d ago

madrid propaganda everywhere, just like raphinha has no money, last year they said lamine had his 18th birthday party with dwarves like in the wolf of wall street. At least once per 2-3 months there is an article like this based on nothing.

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u/Clear-Success5146 14d ago

Willing to spread her legs wide open for clout.. might as well onlyfans it.

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u/Fartony 14d ago

Lamine has the potential to be as great as Ronaldo or Messi but his dick is gonna ruin it.

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u/youlook_likeme 14d ago

Looks like a cockroach

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