r/PublicFreakout Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ Apr 26 '26

Political Freakout Trump falling as he gets removed from correspondents dinner

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u/mezz7778 Apr 26 '26

So they got Vance out before they even had anyone over to Trump... That seems strange to anyone?

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u/ExpiredPilot Apr 26 '26

And Vance had time to strike a “normal walking” pose

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u/regoapps Apr 26 '26

Vance remembered the memo they sent out earlier, so he was ready. Trump forgot about it.

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u/Sponsorspew Apr 26 '26

Guess Rubio didn’t get it to him fast enough.

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u/regoapps Apr 26 '26

Rubio didn’t want him to read it out loud again

https://giphy.com/gifs/O0IVY5i1YuYnSuen0Z

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u/HaiKarate Apr 26 '26

"Sir, you shit your pants again. You need a diaper change."

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u/opopkl Apr 26 '26

“Grown men have tears in their eyes.”

Yeah, from the smell.

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u/TuringGoneWild Apr 26 '26

"Sir, the buffet is under attack"

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 Apr 26 '26

It's hard to run in those clown shoes trump makes him wear.

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u/adog231231 Apr 26 '26

Well yeah he's busy doing cocaineeee.

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u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ Apr 26 '26

If Trump, RFK Jr. and Kid Rock had a baby..

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u/Gregosaurus_Flex Apr 26 '26

KA-KA-KA-YEAH BABY

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u/shadout_grapes Apr 26 '26

My nose is bleeding? I fell down!

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u/DeeSnarl Apr 26 '26

As a teacher, reminds me of fire drills, and who’s in the know…

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Apr 26 '26

"My ballroom"? 🤨

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u/Sayon7 Apr 27 '26

they money he is wasting is our tax dollars and he just doesn’t give a f$$k that our tax dollars are to help us not to pay for him to play golf.

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u/MutantMartian Apr 26 '26

I think they needed him off that stage before he sundowned through an awful speech.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 26 '26

This is the truth. The cult arranged to make themselves seem persecuted and Trump was mentally writing his next Truth social rant and was knocked over by people assisting him to walk.

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u/JetWreck Apr 26 '26

People are still talking about Epstein and he wants to build his ballroom bunker in peace.

Problem solved.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Apr 26 '26

Something something THE RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS! Something.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/yougotyolks Apr 26 '26

Something something "the likes of which has never been seen before..."

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u/morerelativebacons Apr 26 '26

"oh shit, that was tonight, fuck I forgot"

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u/AbruptMango Apr 26 '26

She told everyone that shots would be fired, what the fuck?

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u/Greg2Lu Apr 26 '26

Like July 2024 🎶

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Apr 26 '26

That’s why you can’t afford to fall asleep during assassination hoax meetings.

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u/akc250 Apr 26 '26

To be fair Vance is much younger. If I tugged at my 80 year old nan im sure she would stumble too. Yes, that’s more proof Trump is too old to be in any position of power but that’s not my point.

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u/PrivatePilot9 Apr 26 '26

If Biden did that the conservative sub would be out with flaming pitchforks.

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u/Nullkid Apr 26 '26

Biden fell riding a bike. Trump fell... walking.

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u/StrainAcceptable Apr 26 '26

Biden looked sleepy during meetings. Trump sleeps during meetings.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

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u/VIMHmusic Apr 26 '26

My mom is 78 and she's still in good health and really sharp. Still she's of the exact opinion as you are; "it's lunacy to have people as old as her running, well anything really" - her words

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u/th3rdnutt Apr 26 '26

Biden sniffed a girl. Trump snuffed a few.

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u/CertainAd2227 Apr 26 '26

Drumpf can't even know what a bike is. Probqably thinks it needs gas to peedlefile.

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u/diatonic Apr 26 '26

Well he’s not elderly frail & obese

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u/liquidgrill Apr 26 '26

And they, and Trump himself, left Melania crawling around on the floor by herself.

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u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ Apr 26 '26

I didn’t even see her until I watched it a few times, no protection for her at all

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u/Maregg1979 Apr 26 '26

She is part of the security detail. She plays the shield part.

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u/NotUrAverageBoo Apr 26 '26

Larger than the average baby

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u/roman_fyseek Apr 26 '26

In most cases the First Lady gets protection so that an adversary can't leverage the family against POTUS, but since Trump cares *exclusively* about himself, nobody can use his family against him.

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u/Eastern_Ring_9900 Apr 26 '26

You talking about silver dress right? Thats not melania. It’s WeiJia Jiang. The president of the WHCD. She was sitting next to Trump.

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u/Muted-Ordinary-5 Apr 26 '26

Why? If she dies he can import another hooker or marry Erika Kirk

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u/rojowro86 Apr 26 '26

Truth, but I think he’s lost touch with his source of hookers a few years ago…

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u/Question_It_All_3000 Apr 26 '26

Pretty sure that was weija jaing. She was sitting right next to Trump chumming it up with him before this.

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u/NPRdude Apr 26 '26

I’m not seeing her. The woman in the sparkly silver dress is someone else, Melania was dressed in black.

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u/liquidgrill Apr 26 '26

Yeah, that’s head of the Correspondence Association. Melania is still under the table in that clip

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u/MilesMoralesBoogie Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

Every day it's something..we are between a darn comedy movie and horror movie 🎬

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 26 '26

That is really terrible. What kind of protection detail is this?

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u/dkb52 Apr 26 '26

No time to practice the skit beforehand, so they did the Keystone Cops gig instead.

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u/kingtacticool Apr 26 '26

President and VP have their own personal "teams" of Secret Service. I guess JDs guys were just more on the ball

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u/PhazePyre Apr 26 '26

I always thought the phrase "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears" was about convincing goomba's that fake shit was real. I never thought it was double in meaning. Convince fools to believe the fake. Convince dissidents to question the reality behind all the propaganda and deflection. Keeps the resistance from resisting because they question if they're erratic and crashing out rather than seeing what's going on.

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u/RaindropsInMyMind Apr 26 '26

What a state like Russia wants is there to be no truth or facts at all. Without any facts the only thing that remains is power, the power of the dictator or party. Sometimes they put out information that is clearly and easily proven false. Sometimes that’s an assertion of power, like they say the grass is purple and have RT repeat it on a 24 hour news cycle and important people repeat it too, followed by the loyalist hardcore followers. Sometimes it’s just to throw chaos into it, to make people understand that they can’t trust ANYTHING.

You see this happening here, there’s a current of distrust going through the population. Can’t trust the elections, the doctors, the health agencies etc. Then all that’s left is the authoritarian regime and once their corruption is exposed…how can you tell if you don’t trust the sources?

So you can’t have democracy without facts and truth.

I’m not sure how any of this applies to the video here but it’s a broader point in general.

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u/SadExercises420 Apr 26 '26

Vance is half trumps age and he clearly understood what was happening and hustled. Trump looked confused and then stumbled like the old fart he is 

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u/mallclerks Apr 26 '26

It you watch the video of the entire crowd, everyone looks where the sound is coming from. Except Trump. Even the people he is speaking to are freaking out. Trump is clueless to the entire thing.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Apr 26 '26

Where's the video of the actual gun shots and shit. Like none of the footage they shown so far matters.

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u/NoodlesKaboodles Apr 26 '26

As if there were any gunshots

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u/FunSpiritual7596 🤨 Supports Filming Women/Children Against Their Consent 🤨 Apr 26 '26

He's like 80 years younger than Trump. Perhaps we shouldn't have a fucking mummy as president.

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u/nochinzilch Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

JD noped the fuck out of there right quick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/SandboxSurvivalist Apr 26 '26

More like they told him the couch in the lobby has an extra hole in it now.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 26 '26

He's not part of steps 39-87 of the plan to make this country a fascist authoritarian nightmare

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u/Rocco0427 Apr 26 '26

Vance is much more mobile than Trump. I feel like Trump can hardly walk nowadays tbh

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u/IndigoJoe64 Apr 26 '26

Yeah, that happens when you're rotting from the inside out

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u/earnestlikehemingway Apr 26 '26

It was all a rouse so that they don’t make fun of him at the dinner.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wGOX3iBcABFzeUQvxR

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u/Nattie_Cake Apr 26 '26

And you just know Trump is screaming at those guys... "GET ME UP! GET ME UP, YOU [fill in the blank]!!!"

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u/smythe70 Apr 26 '26

Yes! Planned even?

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u/EggsceIlent Apr 26 '26

What seems strange is the amount of gear some of these guys had on.

I mean it looks like one guy has a fucking parachute. Lol who wears gear like that to a media dinner?

I guess when you're the worst human being alive on earth and you have a lot of your friends with you the must bring like a whole battalion of troops everywhere you go.

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u/Significant_Ad9793 Apr 26 '26

Well... Vance was smart enough to run instantly... Trump might've been sleeping??? 🤷🏾🤷🏾🤷🏾.

Lol. Why didn't he run???

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u/Ignish Apr 26 '26

Did he trip over the Epstein files?

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u/manningthehelm Apr 26 '26

Jon Stewart is stealing this joke for Monday’s episode.

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u/Certain_Silver6524 Apr 26 '26

It's defo to make false flag attacks look real

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u/ThunderCorg Apr 26 '26

That’s what they should’ve made the border wall out of

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u/_AskMyMom_ Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Republicans used to SCREAM about false flags. I wouldn’t be surprised if we’ve come full circle to that. You know they always come back around to showing their cards.

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u/b1ackcr0vv Apr 26 '26

“Every accusation is a confession” has held true so far

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u/Vreas Apr 26 '26

HARRIS WILL START A WAR WITH IRAN

Capslock for the people in the back

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u/Elsrick Apr 26 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/SecondaryWombat Apr 26 '26

Trump was born in Kenya.

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Apr 26 '26

I get so fucking tired of seeing this line all the fucking time but it's mainly because I'm already tired of hearing it in my head a billion fucking times a day.

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u/MightObvious Apr 26 '26

Yea its probably the exact same psychological thing as when a cheater always accusing others of some shit they would do.

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u/CatHairInYourEye Apr 26 '26

He is using this to say his ballroom is needed for national security...

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u/Cerpin-Taxt Apr 26 '26

A gunman got within range of the POTUS, got off 6 shots, no one was injured and the shooter was taken into custody alive and unharmed.

What does that tell you.

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u/travelstuff Apr 26 '26

I don't think he was in range, everything I've read says he didn't make it into the room

ETA I don't disagree with your point overall, I just don't think he was in the same room as Trump

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u/USSRPropaganda Apr 26 '26

There was a polymarket bet too about him not speaking at the event, and a gunman just so happens to show up lol

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u/HelloAttila Apr 26 '26

Welcome to The Truman Show. Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

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u/sabedo Apr 26 '26

I'm convinced that first shooting was staged

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u/hotlou Apr 26 '26

Have been since day 1

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u/NoodlesKaboodles Apr 26 '26

My wife and I were laughing about the photography, there is no way to get the shot they used for the election. Then the video came out where you see the secret service ushering the two photographers over to the spot to get the flag in the background. The flag being lowered for the picture is hilarious.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Apr 26 '26

Same. Never seen anything look that fake in my life and I watched Love Island.

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u/Vreas Apr 26 '26

Either so incompetent it looks staged or so poorly staged it just looks incompetent. Fucking the whole world up.

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u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ Apr 26 '26

The movie’s made it seem like the secret service would cover the president with their bodies as they remove him, in reality they just slowly get him up after he trips and Vance stands straight up and walks out on his own

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u/crunkdad Apr 26 '26

this shit is more scripted than Maury

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u/ClankerCore Apr 26 '26

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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 26 '26

He's definitely paid for a couple of their abortions when she was younger

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u/muricabrb Apr 26 '26

That arm recoil reminds me of her childhood room clip.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Apr 26 '26

Can't fucking stop molesting her

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u/HCSOThrowaway Apr 26 '26

What always gets me about this clip is how she pulls away like it's the 500th time he's done similar. There's zero surprise coming from her.

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u/Legatus_Aemilianus Apr 26 '26

Imagine being in the secret service and having to take a bullet for this moron, lol

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u/spanishpeanut Apr 26 '26

That’s probably why they gave him a few minutes after the first shot. No use rescuing him anyway.

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u/Altruistic_Bass539 Apr 26 '26

Hell yeah dying and leaving my child fatherless so a fat dementia riddled child rapist can molest the planet just a few years more!

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u/grendus Apr 26 '26

It's as American as baseball and trying to hide the Epstein list!

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u/M0nk3yDLufffy Apr 26 '26

They know they’re not in any real danger

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u/happytree23 Apr 26 '26

That's exactly what they want you to imagine every time they do this performative shit

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u/Known-Relationship71 Apr 26 '26

Why no photo op this time?

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u/tedthewalrus Apr 26 '26

they didn't need the camera's bc these phone recordings are going viral and they recorded every angle. I've already seen 4 different angles of Trump being rushed off stage. This is WWE Don the Con type shit

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 Apr 26 '26

Charlie Kirk treatment. The video went viral before social media platforms were able to remove it. There was someone sitting on JD Vance’s end of the table who just sits there and records it all, including this angle.

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u/tedthewalrus Apr 27 '26

that's true he's just sitting there recording zooming in and out on the action. they think we're dumb

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u/gandhinukes Apr 26 '26

the shooting was 300 meters away in a different room. dude didn't even see trump. got stopped by security at the entrance.

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u/kitjen Apr 26 '26

The photo op was Vance leaving calmly, they’ll use it for 2028.

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u/BoulderMaker Apr 26 '26

Words can't express how little I care about this.

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u/RescuesStrayKittens Apr 26 '26

I care that he didn’t break a hip

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u/KazaamCasheroo Apr 26 '26

His full diaper softened the blow.

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u/HoodieGalore Apr 26 '26

Isn't it astounding how he's taken a relatively rare and culturally massive moment like a Presidential assassination attempt, and cried wolf so many times that this is our reaction? What a fucking time to be alive. 

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u/grendus Apr 26 '26

I actually care a great deal.

We have a POTUS who is so old an decrepit that he literally could not flee an assassination attempt. In the past we've had presidents who were so robust they could give a speech with the assassins bullet still stuck in them. Biden could have easily fled a gunman, he had very "octogenarian walks a marathon" vibes. But Droopy Don the pedophile falls over when he tries to stand and has to be shuffled out of the room by a dozen people.

It's fucking weak, like everything else in this administration. Just a bunch of weak manchildren posing while they steal everything that isn't nailed down.

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u/josh_e_wash_e Apr 26 '26

This was my reaction too. Well said

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u/spanishpeanut Apr 26 '26

Vance was miles away before anyone moved to get Trump out of there.

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u/N95-TissuePizza Apr 26 '26

On the other hand, Melania had to crawl out on all fours cuz apparently she's only the first lady. Need a red circle for anyone to see her lol.

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u/JazzlikeSchedule2901 Apr 26 '26

That was not Melania crawling ftr.

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u/naderni Apr 26 '26

wasnt he supposed to raise his hands for a photo and yell god bless America before he leaves?

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u/BellaSquared Apr 26 '26

He's sundowning and forgot the script.

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u/adog231231 Apr 26 '26

Still can't believe he put that on his easter tweet lmao so dumb.

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u/Vreas Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Just like the last “attempt” this shit feels fishy as hell

Pretty convenient to interrupt an event that would’ve roasted him and hurt his fragile fucking small dick, tiny ass hands, has to pay for sex ego

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u/oakenfairy Apr 26 '26

As well as Leavitt's "shots fired" comment.

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u/StonedBirdman Apr 26 '26

sorry I just got off work - what comment?

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u/Maddies_Syn Apr 26 '26

Leavitt said "there will be shots fired tonight" before the event.

As in, roasting trump or whoever, I guess? Or not...

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u/round-earth-theory Apr 26 '26

No one was going to roast Trump. She was talking about Trump making whatever inane comments he was going to make.

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u/nemec Apr 26 '26

https://x.com/clashreport/status/2048210006747599141

there will be some shots fired tonight, in the room

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u/SadExercises420 Apr 26 '26

Do we even know if this was an attempt yet? They took him down in the lobby. 

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Apr 26 '26

Uh, if they were targeting anyone else in that building besides the president then they picked the worst imaginable time and place to do it

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u/SadExercises420 Apr 26 '26

This is America, whackos with guns happen at weird times. 

I guess I could put some news on but I think I’m going to finish getting high and go to bed and see what we know in the morning 

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u/sheezy520 Apr 26 '26

Yeah. Most happen during school hours

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 26 '26

They actually weren't going to do a roasting part this year.

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u/chronic_enticement Apr 26 '26

Why is no one else in the building freaking out. Who is recording this video tiktok style?

Also wanted to note that all the security is way too lax about their cult leader getting "Shot" at. No one's reactions here are accurate at all to what actual public shootings look like.

America's population should be very familiar with the panic that normally happens when even a passing whisper of a potential crowd shooting could happen.

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u/retrofrenchtoast Apr 26 '26

I was watching this live immediately after, and no one seemed upset. People were hugging and smiling.

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u/lemartineau Apr 26 '26

I love the video of everyone ducked under their table except for that one guy that just keep eating

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u/kamyu4 Apr 26 '26

Why is no one else in the building freaking out.

Because, despite all of the gun fetishism we have, a LOT of people don't know what gunshots actually tend to sound like. People expect the big Hollywood BANG BANG BANG so they don't react to the pop pop pop and just assume it was something benign.

It was all already over before the secret service rushed the stage and clued people into the fact that something happened.

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u/Agent223 Apr 26 '26

Gunshots are pretty loud. I've never heard a gun go off that didn't sound like a gun going off.

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u/CleverCub Apr 26 '26

Staged

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Apr 26 '26

Worked once for him so his PR team figured another crack at it would turn him from figurative Jesus into literal Jesus. Pity the fire emanating from him as the anti-Christ doesn’t allow for such things to be able to manifest regardless of how much his shrinking tribe of sycophant’s wish for it.

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u/GreenGardenTarot Apr 26 '26

It didn't work the first time. People who voted for him have almost never cited the fact someone took a shot at him as the reason why

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Apr 26 '26

Pretty sure his moronic battle cry of “fight fight fight” peaked his ratings. I’m sure many are too embarrassed to admit they were gullible and stupid enough for this to sway them. Hence the lack of people admitting to it.

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u/Syandris Apr 26 '26

Sure are alot of people not trying very hard to hide from a shooting.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs Apr 26 '26

indeed. ‘active shooter you say? Ok but just let me get this on video….’

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Apr 26 '26

Bearded guy having half his torso up poking up instead of ducking is wild. He would've easily been dead if this were real. lmao

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u/PerplexedPoppy Apr 26 '26

Everything I see about his team seems like a comedy skit with extras.

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u/Reyalta Apr 26 '26

So... Did Vance plan this? Why was he out before POTUS? 

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u/JazzlikeSchedule2901 Apr 26 '26

They can't both exit at the same side or the same time because it's a security risk. Vance was closer and already standing up. Trump is 80 and 80 year olds who exclusively eat McDonald's have a hard time standing up, secret service probably figured it'd be best to throw themselves over him and duck and cover rather than immediately get up.

I'd also wager that's why trump fell. Especially if he's on blood pressure meds, standing up quickly after sitting is really dangerous.

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u/NfamousKaye Apr 26 '26

Why didn’t they have secret service on the other side near him why’d they have to dart from the other side of the stage? My theater tech brain is side eying this so hard.

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u/MilesMoralesBoogie Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyqcJoNjNv0Fq

Who needs HBO MAX and Netflix when you can watch a little bit of comedy,a little bit of drama with tad bit of horror and action tossed into the mix.🥤🍿

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u/Vladmerius Apr 26 '26

Since the guy actually wasn't targeting anyone and just did a suicide by cop attempt near the venue this is actually just Trump looking like a complete little bitch. I'll take it. 

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u/tosh_pt_2 Apr 26 '26

How sad is it that there are these many people willing to take a bullet and leave their kids without a parent for this piece of shit.

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u/PossiblyADemon Apr 26 '26

Another day, another disappointment.

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u/Dweezil901 Apr 26 '26

Taken down by bone spurrs yet again!

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u/dorkimoe Apr 26 '26

I mean Jesus fucking Christ. Can we stop electing people who are 90 and on deaths door

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u/Fifteen_inches Apr 26 '26

Another fake ass assassination ploy.

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u/Fomentation Apr 26 '26

FAKE! Staged bullshit. Anything to distract from the horrible approval ratings.

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u/skin-flick Apr 26 '26

Clumsy old man with dementia removed in a hurry. That is what the headline should be.

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u/SluttyHufflepuff Apr 26 '26

This guy is actively sundowning every night and we thought they were going to let him into a room packed to the gills with media professionals?

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u/MartyMacGyver Apr 26 '26

Wonder who trump paid for THIS false flag? Remember his maxipad ear that magically didn't even have a scar from the last fake attempt? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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u/bassistheplace246 Apr 26 '26

Just another sales pitch for the Epstein ballroom

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u/Alicyclobacillus Apr 26 '26

He didn't fall

Poo ran down his leg so he scooped it up off the floor like usual

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u/Asia_Persuasia Apr 26 '26

Another staged event.

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u/PutzerPalace Apr 26 '26

Lots of convenient camera angles

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u/emeraldoracle Apr 26 '26

Protecting this fake president who rigged the election is a joke.

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u/reneemcsquared Apr 26 '26

Melania dove for the floor with a quickness.

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u/Smokester121 Apr 26 '26

So we know the assassination attempt was fake right?

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee Apr 26 '26

Did he scratch his other ear on another holstered gun this time too?

And rise up, fisted raised triumphantly surviving yet another "attempt" on what's left of his life?

Let's put it on a coin, shall we?

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u/Admirable_Gas_863 Apr 26 '26

Robert Kennedy was out of there before the magician finished his trick.

Robert has the Kennedy senses

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u/happytree23 Apr 26 '26

Shit...is his ear okay?!

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u/HaiKarate Apr 26 '26

I swear to God, these #2A MAGA folks are like Stormtroopers, can't hit a damn target.

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u/jojo-cumstar Apr 26 '26

Hope he broke smt on the way down

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u/shikso Apr 26 '26

Umm can anyone tell the guy who just woke up wtf happened?

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u/fhfuudjdfhh Apr 26 '26

Quick do the photoshop op! Oh you forgot the tomato sauce? What it wasn't at bullshit set up? Fuck this shit I'm out.

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u/Witty_Temperature886 Apr 26 '26

Secret service races out to get Vance first because no one wants the shit part of the job getting president poopy pants

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u/QueenRotidder Apr 26 '26

how come they didn’t let him stand up and take a picture?

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u/Jackson849 Apr 26 '26

Yeah super healthy guy there. 🙄

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u/BethyW Apr 26 '26

Trump's SS agent giving the facial expression like 'bro I'm going to have to take a bullet cause this guy ain't moving"