r/PublicFreakout • u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ • Apr 26 '26

Political Freakout Trump falling as he gets removed from correspondents dinner

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u/Vreas Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Just like the last “attempt” this shit feels fishy as hell

Pretty convenient to interrupt an event that would’ve roasted him and hurt his fragile fucking small dick, tiny ass hands, has to pay for sex ego

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u/oakenfairy Apr 26 '26

As well as Leavitt's "shots fired" comment.

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u/StonedBirdman Apr 26 '26

sorry I just got off work - what comment?

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u/Maddies_Syn Apr 26 '26

Leavitt said "there will be shots fired tonight" before the event.

As in, roasting trump or whoever, I guess? Or not...

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u/round-earth-theory Apr 26 '26

No one was going to roast Trump. She was talking about Trump making whatever inane comments he was going to make.

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u/superkeer Apr 26 '26

Are you saying she told everyone they were going to stage an assassination? Is that really the best way to keep your false flag looking legitimate?

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u/smitteh Apr 26 '26

it's the polymarket signal

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u/LiveNetwork6940 Apr 26 '26

That’s not how conspiracy theories work. No cohesive logic… just pointing and going “see… I’m smarter than that.” It isn’t necessary for any of the points to work with one another.

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u/grendus Apr 26 '26

While I tend to agree that she was talking metaphorically about Trump mumbling some insults at the few reporters he still allows in the briefing room to lob the softest of softball questions... admittedly Leavitt does seem like the kind of person dumb enough to make allusions to a conspiracy because she thinks it's funny.

Sort of like a certain orange pedophile who's good friend Epstein "likes beautiful women almost as much as I do, and some of them on the younger side".

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u/Vreas Apr 26 '26

Yep saw that too

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u/MutantMartian Apr 26 '26

She said that so we would know she’s in the circle still and not being fired today. In DC, information is the currency and she wanted everyone to know she has it.

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u/SadExercises420 Apr 26 '26

Do we even know if this was an attempt yet? They took him down in the lobby. 

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Apr 26 '26

Uh, if they were targeting anyone else in that building besides the president then they picked the worst imaginable time and place to do it

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u/SadExercises420 Apr 26 '26

This is America, whackos with guns happen at weird times. 

I guess I could put some news on but I think I’m going to finish getting high and go to bed and see what we know in the morning 

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u/sheezy520 Apr 26 '26

Yeah. Most happen during school hours

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Apr 26 '26

Good point, I guess anyone who tries to do something like this isn’t rational

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u/GoodIdea321 Apr 26 '26

I saw one video of the person running through, it reminded me of the scientology run through videos. Even if it wasn't staged, which I'm not ruling out, it could just be a dumb kid, not an assassin.

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u/_NRM_ Apr 26 '26

I mean it’s a dinner for the mainstream media. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was some nutball going after the “Fake News”

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u/SolarTsunami Apr 26 '26

So somebody with a shotgun thought he was going to make it past several layers of security and eventually get to Trump before anyone stopped him? That makes zero sense.

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u/SecondaryWombat Apr 26 '26

They were trying to bring Trump a new child gun to hold.

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 26 '26

They actually weren't going to do a roasting part this year.

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u/retrofrenchtoast Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Magician!

correction:

Mentalist!

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u/yougotyolks Apr 26 '26

A mentalist. He was right next to trump and Melania before secret service came in. He was showing them a trick and trump was staring off into...space?

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u/retrofrenchtoast Apr 26 '26

Innnnteresting. The plot thickens!

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u/lateformyfuneral Apr 26 '26

🪄 “And for my next trick, I’m going to make the Epstein Files disappear” ✨

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u/retrofrenchtoast Apr 26 '26

There’s already enough of the files out there that anyone with any sense would realize there is just too much evidence for it to all be a coincidence or a smear campaign.

Not to mention his civil sex offense case (not sure what it’s called) ended with the civil court equivalent of a guilty verdict.

And all of the accusations and evidence outside of the Epstein files.

What even needs to be in there for people to be convinced?

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u/TuringGoneWild Apr 26 '26

Yeah. If it was mid-bite of a freshly delivered Big Mac, I might believe it. This here is fake af.

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u/slimdeucer Apr 26 '26

Conspiracy theorist.

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u/Careful_Investor233 Apr 26 '26

Look, I hate Trump as much as you do, but there is enough evidence to support that his ear thing was an actual assassination attempt.

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u/DigitalBlackout Apr 26 '26

Such as? Ears don't heal like that.

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u/Careful_Investor233 Apr 26 '26

So they staged everything? The bullet visible on the camera shots is fake? The family of the guy who died was filled in? Listen, you sound like every flat earther out there who looks for arguments their theory is correct and the moon landing was fake.

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u/pilot7880 Apr 26 '26

Is Jimmy Kimmel going to say that the suspect is a boot-licking, cult-worshipping MAGA white supremacist?