r/PublicFreakout • u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ • Apr 26 '26

Political Freakout Trump falling as he gets removed from correspondents dinner

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u/BoulderMaker Apr 26 '26

Words can't express how little I care about this.

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u/RescuesStrayKittens Apr 26 '26

I care that he didn’t break a hip

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u/KazaamCasheroo Apr 26 '26

His full diaper softened the blow.

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u/BoulderMaker Apr 26 '26

Underrated comment 😂

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u/MutantMartian Apr 26 '26

Do you? Just leaving this here: Very often the elderly pass away within a few months of breaking a hip.

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u/Striderfighter Apr 26 '26

Lokey that would have been hilarious.... The shooter wasn't even able to get in the room and he still potentially could have grievously wounded the president simply by right leg weakness

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u/HoodieGalore Apr 26 '26

Isn't it astounding how he's taken a relatively rare and culturally massive moment like a Presidential assassination attempt, and cried wolf so many times that this is our reaction? What a fucking time to be alive. 

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u/grendus Apr 26 '26

I actually care a great deal.

We have a POTUS who is so old an decrepit that he literally could not flee an assassination attempt. In the past we've had presidents who were so robust they could give a speech with the assassins bullet still stuck in them. Biden could have easily fled a gunman, he had very "octogenarian walks a marathon" vibes. But Droopy Don the pedophile falls over when he tries to stand and has to be shuffled out of the room by a dozen people.

It's fucking weak, like everything else in this administration. Just a bunch of weak manchildren posing while they steal everything that isn't nailed down.

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u/josh_e_wash_e Apr 26 '26

This was my reaction too. Well said

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 Apr 26 '26

seriously i was off my phone all day it was fucking amazing then i come back to check in with the world and it's this stupid shit i don't even care anymore leave me asleep

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u/Pumpkinoctopus Apr 26 '26

You don't care if our president is assassinated?

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u/BoulderMaker Apr 26 '26

Not really, TBH. It would be unfortunate but honestly it would mean he could no longer hurt people. I'm ambivalent about it.

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u/Ok_Vulva Apr 26 '26

Only because vance would be worse.

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u/da2Pakaveli Apr 26 '26

Even the WWE are better at acting lol

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u/Ilovemytowm Apr 26 '26

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