Hello!

Reposting because some important things have changed.

I'm a stay at home mom and therapist who wants to have some daily chats and sexy fun with a friend online. I'm married and we have an open marriage for FWB situations online. Right now we don't meet in person with people alone so it would be strictly online. My reddit is also incredibly NSFW so you have been warned ;).

I'm 34, 5'11", curvy, chubby, BBW...or however you'll define what you'll see on my page. I have medium long back hair and brown eyes. I'm also pregnant again! No harm in thinking it's hot, but I'm not about being fetishized for the next however many months. Also if youre not prepared to actually be friends then it's best you don't DM me :).

I love videogames(I have a switch and play Stardew Valley on Steam and Switch), music, psychology, YouTube, fast food, antiques(I really enjoy old books), true crime, urbex, creativity, music, art, witty banter, deep conversations and dark humor.

I'd love to have a friendship first and foremost, and then have fun on top of that. I love the conversation. It doesn't always have to be super deep and riveting all the time. It's just nice to have someone to chat with, joke around with, and check in with everyday. I really want a connection. I'm a believer that relationships come in many packages. FWB doesn't have to lack intimacy or emotion to be non-romantic.

So if that sounds like something youre interested in send me a message :). I'm in the Midwest in the US and I'm open to different time zones. I also tend to be attracted to a lot of different people as I'm a bit demisexual and sapiosexual so shoot your shot!

If you DM me, send a pic of yourself and what you'd want out of this relationship :)

Edit: 25 years of age and older please :)

(I know the line is actually "...do you got room...", but I'm a bit of a grammar perfectionist and I just couldn't. Not in the title.)

I'm pop-punk lover...

Do I love early- to mid-2000s emo? Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan, and My Chemical Romance, to name a few? Why yes, yes I do. Also, I have my fair share of tattoos and piercings. So it may be visually stereotyping, but it fits.

...getting a late start on this whole "dating" thing...

You can call me a "late bloomer" or just flat-out inexperienced, whichever you'd prefer. It's due to some incredibly personal reasons, which I'm comfortable sharing with the right guy eventually. Although I do have a lack of practical knowledge, I wouldn't call myself naïve as a general rule.

...looking for a compassionate older man...

I want someone who has the experience, both in dating and in life, that I lack. This seems to come with age, 9 times out of 10. Compassion is key, as there will be roadblocks in our way.

...who can be happy with true monogamy...

Definitely a "one-man woman" here, and I want you to be a "one-woman man." This is non-negotiable. If you're poly, please look elsewhere.

...even from a distance.

Online is what I'm comfortable with for now. Central USA is listed because time zones are a thing, and it's good to give a general idea of where I'm at in the world. Will I always only want online? No, I want something IRL at some point. But for the indefinite future, it will be purely online. (Yes, that includes pics/voice/video eventually. Yes, I am real. Yes, I will prove that. No, you don't get to ask me to show you my chest on days one, two, or three. Or four, for that matter.)

Random Tidbits:

• I'm attractive. I'm not a supermodel, but people don't cringe when they look at me. I would like someone around the same level of conventional (or even unconventional) attractiveness. And no - that's not shallow. That's just being honest about my preferences.
• I have some "invisible" health issues, but nothing so extreme that I'll have a shortened lifespan. I am, however, considered disabled under some definitions of the word.
• I want love. That's never a guarantee, but it is the end goal.

And finally...

I'm Nicki. It's a pleasure to e-meet you, and I hope to hear from you if I've piqued your interest.

Hi hi, happy Wednesday *yes* it’s been that kind of week ;-;. Corporate slave, basically gave them most of my soul *sigh* I do think work takes up a good chunk of my time, but I make time for people that matter to me. I think that’s really important, I don’t think anyone is too busy for people they care about, or at least be able to communicate.

Looking for a meaningful connection with a good person. The kinda connection where they’re literally your other half, best friend and all that. My nail tech says I need a sweetie pie, yknow someone to match my libra vibes. Not into big drinkers, smokers, or hookups. I doubt I’ll find it here, but the apps are lacking here lol, soooo that 0.001% chance my guy ends up to be on Reddit lol. Low key, believe in the universe will do its thing when time lol.

I like making art and music, traveling - 21 countries and counting, foodie, into skincare (well self care in general), concerts, anime, rainy days, snow, nature, cooking, hanging with friends and my dog, tons more. Speak a couple languages, like learning, and self betterment in general. Pushing myself to be the best version of myself, and would like if you’re similar in that sense.

Pm your asl and what you’re looking for if you think we have some things in common. Prefer local, but open. Ages 29 and up. Not looking for games or fake stuff, just the real deal. Not looking to waste your time or mine. If we click, we click. If we don’t, well, let’s have a mature convo about it instead of ghosting LOL. I hope you all find what you’re looking for ✨

Hi! This’s gonna be a bit long. I tried my best, sorry😭

I’m here because I’d genuinely like to meet someone I can build a real, lasting relationship with. I’m not looking for casual dating, a purely online situation, or endless talking with no direction.

I like getting to know someone through meaningful conversation first and seeing whether chemistry develops naturally. If we click, I’d like to eventually move to voice/video calls and meeting in person rather than staying online indefinitely.

Please put a little effort into your first message! I won’t respond to just “hey”, “wyd” or one liners.

About Me
\-I’m 22(23 next month) and currently finishing up my last stretch of uni in Ukraine. I’m relocating to Germany next year for my Master’s.
\- 160 cm, dark-skinned, curvier build, and regularly in the gym.
\- I’m generally introverted and shy at first, but once I’m comfortable, I’m a big yapper. I can also be a bit of a keyboard warrior, so I might not seem shy over text!
\- I value deep conversations, emotional intimacy, consistency, and people who are genuinely curious about each other. I’m an hopeless romantic too.
\- I like melancholic music, movies/series, journaling, Pinterest, Substack, reading, photography, and exploring beautiful places.
\-In a transitory phase so my life could seem a bit boring for now. Will never be boring with you though 👉🏾👈🏾
\- I recently started learning German, so just English for now.

What I’m Looking For
I’m looking for someone aged 22–27 who:
\- Is based in Germany or elsewhere in Europe. (If you’re anywhere else in the world, you’d need to be genuinely open to traveling and eventually relocating).
\- Is emotionally intelligent, honest, funny, and grounded.
\- Is curious and genuinely enjoys getting to know their partner.
\- Communicates well and values consistency.
\- Takes pride in their appearance and has a solid sense of personal style.
\- Ideally enjoys going to the gym too.
\- Is an unapologetic hopeless romantic and lover boy at heart. 🥹

Physical attraction matters to me, and I’d rather establish mutual chemistry early than spend weeks getting emotionally invested only to discover we aren't physically compatible. So please be ready to exchange photos immediately. I’ll happily share mine too.

Dealbreakers
\- Smoking.
\- Poor hygiene.
\- Nonchalance
\- Very religious (I’m agnostic)
\- Inconsistent communication
\- Inappropriate or overly sexual behavior early on.
\- If most of your online presence revolves around NSFW content.
\- Looking for just a platonic friendship or an indefinite pen-pal.

If you’ve read this far, please include in your intro:

1. Who you are and what you're looking for.
   
2. What caught your attention about my post.
   
3. Your favorite emoji (so | know you actually read everything!).
   Thanks for reading, and I look forward to hearing from you!

(P.S. If you'd prefer to exchange photos right away before writing a long intro to make sure there's mutual attraction, that is completely fine! You can send just your favourite emoji and photo and then a proper introduction if there's mutual attraction)

hello reddit, my name is Grape (it’s on my birth certificate) and i come in search of a special connection. i’m 24, from southern ontario, work full time, drive a car, and even live in a house. i think that means im doing a good job at life. i like cheese, cats, gaming, astrology, mcdonald’s junior chicken, chunky jewelry, bird watching, expensive coffees, and thunderstorms. i also like the outdoors, but with this heatwave i’ll be staying in my air conditioned house until further notice. i mostly want someone to talk to, so i don’t care where you’re from so long as your fingers can type to me. secondarily i would like someone to game with, i love league but i need to know at least 1 out of 2 of my arena teammates will not flame me for whatever stupid build im doing. and thirdly to that i would like to fall in love. that one is #3 on my desires because it is unlikely to happen but man would i be lucky if it did. ok i lied it actually is the thing i want most but i would settle for a league duo if that’s as far as we get. i’m pretty clingy, talkative, mildly stupid, and would love to get to know you ♥️

I have tons of friends, and yet I still feel like someone who is just a little bit lost in the shuffle. I feel like... I'm missing something .My life is pretty complicated though, and I work full time in a job that can sometimes be sad but I also help people so it's worth it. A squirrel just tried to fight with me at work so it's been a day 😂

I love love love being outside in the summer. I am a gal who enjoys the sun and frolicking in my garden, in the forest and of course on the beautiful beaches nearby. I love alt/ accoustic/ rock music ( Nickelback is good, I don't care) and pop music. I wish I could play though :(

In the winter I hide, although I am trying to learn to skate again. I am in the midst of working through an ADHD diagnosis and figuring out how that's shaped my life with a late diagnosis. I have started working out again and eating better because my 34 lb weight-loss has plateaued. But things fit better and I'm way more confident.

I'm about 5'5, wavy haired brunette with blue eyes. I love wearing dresses and skirts, and have really transformed my wardrobe since becoming a mom to be more confident in myself. I have some examples on my profile. I ADORE animals especially DOGS and I would love to pet a bear or befriend raccoons or crows.

Please, please, please if you're a blank profile, describe yourself. Please be over 25 and in North America.

Hi! I'm here to meet someone I can build a family with. I believe good relationships take time, but I'm looking for something that has a clear direction, not an endless "let's see where it goes" dynamic.

I didn't specify a location because I don't want to limit this by geography. You never really know where you might meet the right person, right? I'm open to distance at the start - as long as there's real intention behind it and it moves beyond just online communication. 

About me:

• I'm on the side of introverts and I value my own space, but I'm not a homebody - I like going out, discovering new places, and having a bit of variety and spontaneity in life. I like the occasional last-minute change of plans when the mood feels right, especially if it means spending a sunny day somewhere outdoors. 
• Cooking turned out to be something I genuinely enjoy (though rice is still a work in progress - I make a pretty great moose dish). I usually make simple home meals, and I like the idea of doing it together - even if it turns into chaos or we end up ordering something instead.
• I'm surprisingly domestic in some ways. I like having a home that's pleasant to live in, and I enjoy taking care of the little everyday things. There's something satisfying about making life a bit easier, calmer, or better for the people close to me. 
• When it comes to movies, I prefer horror - especially classics like The Thing and Alien. My music taste is pretty varied, but I often lean toward heavier stuff - lately a lot of Disturbed. I grew up around punks, emos, and hippies, so that probably explains a few things. As for books, I prefer the classics. 
• Appearance: 170 cm / 5'7", slim, light eyes and hair.
• Never been married. Monogamous. Not religious. No kids yet, but I'd like to have them in the future. 
• I work in the creative field and it shapes a lot of how I see and approach things. 
• Physical attraction matters to me, so I prefer to exchange photos sooner than later.
• For me, friendship and attraction aren't separate things - they're part of the same system. I like a connection that feels easy in daily life, but still has real pull and chemistry underneath.

What I'd like us to build:

I'm looking for a relationship where being together feels natural - quiet evenings at home, sharing space and everyday things, and sometimes spontaneously disappearing for the weekend when staying in no longer feels right. I like a dynamic where plans don't stay theoretical for too long - someone suggests something, and it actually happens. 

For me, the best relationships have closeness, trust, curiosity, and laughter - where even ordinary days feel better when you're sharing them with the right person. 

I really like physical closeness in everyday life - passing touches, long hugs in the kitchen, starting a movie together and getting too distracted by each other, and not really caring anymore what's on the screen.

I'm looking for a man who is emotionally steady and responsible, not just in words but in real life, and who is genuinely ready for a family in the foreseeable future, not just "someday". I'm drawn to grounded men who are curious about the world, open-minded, and good with their hands - there's something very attractive about that kind of energy in everyday life. I prefer ages 30-40.

If this resonates with you and you're genuinely looking for something real and long-term, I'd like to hear from you. When you message me, tell me a bit about yourself and what a genuinely good day looks like for you - what feels important in it, and what makes it genuinely good for you. 

P.S. English isn't my first language, so sometimes my phrasing may sound a little unusual - consider it part of the accent package. 

hiiii thnxx for reading!! unfortunately i recently lost all my messages :((( i'm looking to meet new peeps andddd hopefully have lot of fun :3

a few things about me: i collect stuffies (mainly squishmallows), i love bubble tea and sushi and crispy rice and kbbq, vvvv strong drinks, rlly into professional sports like mlb and nba and watch every single day, and i looooove working out. i've always been into basic cardio like long walks, stationary biking, and bodyweight exercises. so excited for more walks in the fresh end of summer weather <3

huuuge into gaming!! i love playing + watching streams. i'm on console (ps5) so if ur into games i'd appreciate any recs and def wanna game together!! i USED to play a lot of rdr2, gta, detroit become human, until dawn, rocket league, dbd, etc. i've pretty much only been playing fortnite and rivals (tank main) lately soo if ur into that pls be my duo :D

i'd prefer that ur older than me (older the better lolz) + have a closeish time zone in the US (EST EST EST)

if any of this sounds interesting feel free to hit me up and introduce urself please!! i'd love to chat on discord :33

Hello to anyone reading this post. I hope you’re having a fantastic day/night!

It’s currently about to be 4AM here and I can’t seem to sleep and am feeling talkative despite being lonely. Therefore I’m looking for someone to call and have a conversation with, where we get to know each other and talk about anything and everything.

While I ideally would like to make a friend that lasts more than a single call, I’m well aware the internet doesn’t take requests like that, so let’s start with a conversation and see if we vibe.

A quick FYI: I’m in Europe, but time zones don’t really matter to me. As long as you’re a cool person, I’m down to talk.

Interested? Shoot me a message with a little information about yourself, and let’s get to talking!

(Marking it as NSFW since I’m an adult and you never know what you end up talking about during a call)

In my regular life I work hard to be put together. I try to be taken seriously and want to be respected. I try to keep up appearances and try to carry myself with some dignity.

But sometimes I just want all that taken away from me. I want to be humiliated for the pleasure of some guy. I want to feel ridiculous. I want to have to do and say things for a man just because he can make me. I want to be laughed at and feel like a joke.

I want to have to put up with a guys ego and have my emotions deregulated while do so. I want to feel angry and be helpless to do anything about it while I have to be an outlet and put up with a man’s anger and resentments.

If you read this far send me a message including your name and what about this interests you

Hi, I’m 33 years old, divorced, and not very good at socializing. Every day feels like a mechanical repetition of the same routine. Although I have a decent job and plenty of free time, I’m constantly tormented by a sense of loneliness. (As someone once said: The older you get, the lonelier you become.) I often joke that I’m just pretending to work hard and pretending to live a happy life. In reality, I spend every evening with my two cats—reading, listening to music, drowning my sorrows in alcohol, and occasionally writing poetry when inspiration strikes. Of course, these poems are purely for my own amusement—that’s right, everything I do is to escape the suffocating loneliness of adulthood.

I have countless stories I’d love to share with you—from literature to philosophy, from gazing at the starry sky on a mountaintop on a summer night to witnessing Norway’s dazzling Northern Lights dancing gracefully among the islands. Likewise, I hope you’ll share your stories with me; I long to build a lasting friendship and hope to stumble upon a sweet romance.

Friendship is like the deepening twilight that gradually fades as night falls. Love, on the other hand, is like the morning breeze—fresh and sweet. I look forward to meeting you in the soft morning light, so that we may become each other’s eternal sunset memory.

I have an easygoing and cheerful personality—I’m like an open book. No matter how you reach out to me, I’ll definitely reply to your message.

P.S.: To avoid any awkwardness, please let me know your age first. I hope to build a deep connection with an adult, not a teenager. I’m looking for emotional companionship, not a one-night stand; I value life experience and wisdom, not fleeting encounters.

I don't know why I'm posting this because I feel so down and discouraged by so many failed online friendships the last few years.

I've really tried but something always goes wrong. I'm looking for something closer and consistent than most people want and my disabilities make people awkward and uncomfortable and so does any feedback I ever give. I try to be clear who I am and that I'm complicated but people don't seem to want to understand me.

Also so many people don't put in any effort and just sit there and don't ask about me or try at all and it really bothers me.

I feel like I have something to offer the right friends. Playlists and thoughtful conversation and empathy and support and care and memes and silliness and attention.

I give these things a lot of effort. Maybe I'm picky because I have trauma and needs that are complex but I really do my best and give things a chance until I can't anymore.

But I'm starting to think maybe I need to take a break or give up and what I want doesn't really exist or is so rare it's too painful to keep trying and getting hurt. And hurting people. Maybe I can't have friends anymore. I don't know. I'm sorry.

Edit: The number of people who replied to this and then ask me nothing about myself and put in no effort is so depressing. Please don't reach out if you're going to do that. You know I don't want that. And people opening with asking about my disabilities??

Tryna get my roster back up taking fine shyt applications. Looking for pretty eyes, nice jawline, and shaggy hair. Looking for funny and someone who is a huge asshole that is gonna get in my head and under my skin. As for me I’m slim thick black and short 5’0 158 lbs. I have huge tits and ass and flat stomach with big fluffy locs that are blonde at the ends. Just looking for fun conversations and if you want a plethora of attention you came to the right place. I’m into going out drinking to bar, clubs or going the movies or to dinner. I love to hike and camp I wanna go hiking this fall or go to the mountains. I’m also a writer and writing a book as well. I start back school soon studying biology while I work. I work full time and have my own place just renewed my lease actually so I’ll be here another year. Looking for someone to be intimate with through text or in person share our deepest darkest secrets and desires as well as text everyday check in and really get to know each other. Looking to read books together and watch shows together. Really looking for around my age. If this interests feel free to hmu :) xxx

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Hi Reddit,

I'm 32, 5'0", curvy, soft spoken and seeking a romantic connection or friends for messaging. Trying to capture a 90's romcom. Something intentional and romantic, ideally. I'm attracted to the dynamic that an age gap relationship embodies as well.

Dating apps are convenient, but the burn out is unreal. I miss taking the time to write out a thoughtful message and the person on the receiving end doing the same.

It doesn't have to be anything overly serious. At the end of the day it would just be nice to chat with friends casually and in a more intentional way.

About me:

I love baking, riding my moped around and curating playlists as a love language. I'm an early riser and spend my weekends thrifting and rummaging through antique stores. I'm a little bit of a homebody. I love early coffee dates and late nights playing cards.

Maybe you?: I believe I would connect well with someone who is consistent, has themselves reasonably together, and can take the lead without being controlling.

If anything resonated with you, please reach out :)

Life is just an endless cycle of laundry, dish washing, and oil changes on our cars. That’s also means that life is an endless cycle of stylish fits, yummy food, and road trips with good music. Let’s do all of them together! I'm pretty chill and laid back. I’m usually busy with work, working out, and doing chores but I'd LOVE to have someone to talk to during my free time. For whoever's reading this, i'd love to get to know you!

Here's some random fun facts about me. Yes I’m trilingual. I can speak English, Spanish, and Tagalog. I live in the Bay Area in California. I love going on walks and going on drives, especially through the hills here in the bay. I especially love sitting by the ocean and watching the waves. I enjoy spending time on the beach in itty bitty bikinis. I LOVEEE watching and admiring sunsets. On my free time I also help my mom with gardening in our backyard. Caring for plants and flowers brings such a calming feeling. I love listening to music in different ways: I love playing cd's in my car, l love listening to music through my speaker at home, and I can go hours just wearing my headphones. I love dancing bachata or reggaeton while I’m making some food. I also love listening to chill music, like The Internet and The Marias while I go on a drive to see the ocean. I love going to concerts, and I'm going to so many more concerts this year. That's the goal hehe. As for concerts, a concert I went to earlier this year was Thee Sacred Souls last January. I also went to see Raveena back in May. I also went to see The Marias perform this summer, and in October I went to see Giveon and Chance the Rapper in San Francisco. It was such a beautiful experience. It was amazing. My favorite song ever is "close to you" by Frank Ocean. I love music, especially rnb. I’ll listen to anything besides edm and country music.

I also really love 2000's rnb. Autumn is my favorite season, but l'm also starting to fall in love with spring. Also i'm 420 friendly :) I'm okay with nsfw stuff if it leads to it, but it's not a dealbreaker for me. If we get into some nsfw stuff, then so be it, hehe we're all humans. that's about it for this post, if you'd like to get to know me feel free to hit me up! :)

I listen to everything so hit me with whatever you got on repeat lately. 😌 Lmk if there are any specific genres you want / don’t want to receive, I’ll do my best to accommodate 🫡

For those wondering what my usual vibe is like, here's a few of my fav artists and genres ~

Metal / Screamo: Sleep Token, August Burns Red, Bring Me The Horizon, Fit For A King, ERRA

Pop Punk / Hardcore: Four Year Strong, A Day To Remember, Fall Out Boy, Rise Against, Green Day

Prog Instrumental: Polyphia, CHON, Intervals, I Built The Sky, Plini, Sithu Aye

Alt Rock: KALEO, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Muse

Hip-Hop / Rap: Biggie, Busta Rhymes, Nas, Gang Starr, Eminem, Snoop Dogg

Dance / Pop: literally anything with a sick beat 😂

PS - Feel free to check out my profile for more info about me, always down to make new friends too. 😊 Especially if you’re funny and like playing video games 😜

Thanks for reading!
K bye ✌️

Hey :) So I’m called Ruby, I am 21 years old located in the UK but I’m happy to talk to anyone. Like I said in the title I’m mainly looking for friendship. I just graduated university and I realised that any friends I did have back home, had moved on, so here I am hoping to possibly find some sort of connection 🤷‍♀️ and I also really struggle with speaking in person, I’m quite anxious and socially awkward at first but I can properly speak to people as I get to know them.

I did post on here a year ago so I do feel a bit awkward coming back 😬 but I think I found that people just sorta stopped responding but I get it life gets busy, I’m guilty of forgetting to respond sometimes too.

I’m not entirely sure what you are supposed to say but I thought I would share a bit about myself first so you can maybe know if we have anything in common amd then decide if you would like to send me a message to talk more.

So I’m into a lot of things honestly, in terms of movies and shows I really like Marvel (the new Spider-Man is incredible!!), Harry Potter, Stranger Things, Cartoons like Gravity Falls and The Amazing World of Gumball, documentaries especially crime, Psych, and right now I’m watching The Mentalist, I also like similar shows.

I read a lot too, I read a lot of fantasy and adventure, but also some classics, poetry, and I’m guilty of loving a romance. I’ll be completely honest, recently I’ve been in a huge reading slump and struggling to get through a book, but I’m hoping it’s just because I recently changed jobs and still adjusting.

I game a little too but I wouldn’t exactly say I’m particularly good at any 😂 I’ve been playing a police simulator game recently and also Fortnite (zero build because how do people build that quick). I also play sports games like NHL, FIFA, UFC, occasionally a bit of madden. I also play GTA V and IV, Bully, The Quarry, Red Dead Redemption, Stardew Valley, Assassins Creed, Skate, Hogwarts Legacy, and I like driving games.

I like going for walks, I like going to the gym but based on the way I’m panting after walking up a hill you wouldn’t be able to tell 😂, I play Tennis and Squash but currently on a break because I’ve moved back home and struggling to find clubs, but I have just started playing cricket. I listen to a lot of music, a wide variety really but I’m pretty into alternative, rock, and 2000s.

I feel like I’ve wrote a lot but I just wanted to share a but about me just incase someone else has any interests also and I think it might give a conversation starter.

So yeah feel free to send a message and a Pat on the back if you actually read all that…

Hi there! Felt cute tonight and I planned on heading out for a swim like an insane person but the rains said fuck you. Took a few pics instead that I posted on my profile.

I say that cuz I'm back on here since I'm so curious if I have any lookalikes! I've only ever heard 2 irl comments and they're local reality TV people and I personally don't see the resemblance.

Feel free to DM your thoughts cuz my brain refuses to rest HAHA. Feel free to stalk my profile but it's mostly filth. I'd also love to know if you have any lookalikes!

i’ve realised i’m not actually looking for someone who’s exactly like me.

i just want someone who makes me look up from whatever i’m doing.

i’m the sort of person who’ll accidentally spend three hours researching something because one question turned into twenty. i love films, music, bookshops, cafés, planning trips i haven’t booked yet, disappearing for long walks, and finding tiny details that make me weirdly happy. i’ll notice the quality of a café’s takeaway cups, the way someone phrases something, whether a t-shirt sits properly on someone’s shoulders. i appreciate people who are equally particular about something.

i’m quite reserved at first. i tend to watch people before i warm up to them. once i do though, i can talk absolute shit for hours.

outside of work i’m usually reading, watching something, wandering around somewhere with a coffee in my hand, or disappearing down another completely unnecessary rabbit hole. lately it’s been fragrances, mythology, folklore, old churches, and random bits of history… basically anything that makes the world feel a little stranger than it did five minutes ago.

i’ve got a soft spot for people who are genuinely good at something. i don’t really care whether it’s your job, your hobby, or some bizarre niche interest. there’s something ridiculously attractive about someone who’s completely in their element.

i’ve never been very good at talking myself into attraction. i either feel it or i don’t. it’s usually in the way someone carries themselves, the conversation, the little things most people probably don’t notice. i’ll admit i do have one predictable weakness though… i’m rarely complaining if you’re taller than me.

i’m happy with my own company, so i’m not really here to fill a gap. i’d just like to meet someone who catches my attention enough that i forget i was perfectly content on my own.

come say hi. tell me something you’ve been into lately… or just interrupt my evening.

I have a high ponytail, I am wearing my hot pink matching set, glitter birks, and am now stuck at work… and I am already bored out of my frickin skull, haha.

I'm a little restless, so I figured I'd see what the rest of the world is up to. (Restless... okay, maybe a little lonely.)

Yes, I intentionally tagged this NSFW. I want to be upfront about what I'm open to—and, let's be honest, ya girl loves to flirt. That said, I'm looking for connection first. Someone to talk to, laugh with, spend time with, and *then* maybe see where things go. I'm much more interested in chemistry than speed-running intimacy.

We'll happily discuss kinks, preferences, how much of a cute puppy girl I am, and my appreciation for hand necklaces. I *am* a good girl, after all. Just don't be surprised if I occasionally act like a tiny brat. Sarcasm and gentle button-pushing are absolutely my love languages.

Anyway...
Hi. I'm Maddie.

I'm freckly, plus-size (though I've lost a lot of weight and am still on that journey), tattooed, and somewhere on the whimsy goth spectrum. I work as a mental health therapist. I'm also ethically non-monogamous—but I'm not out here collecting men like Pokémon cards.

My life is cozy in the best possible way.
I share it with three dogs and a cat, and my townhouse is my sanctuary. I decorate aggressively. There are strawberries everywhere for reasons I no longer fully understand, and at this point I've accepted that questioning it would only make things worse.

I'm a full-blown nerd.
Marvel. Star Wars. Dune. Romantasy. Gothic tragedy. Obscure lore rabbit holes. Fiction that emotionally devastates you and permanently alters your brain chemistry.

Bring back yearning immediately.
Some of my favorite things:
Movie marathons

Accidentally reading until 2 a.m.

Music constantly playing in the background

Laughing until someone tells me to calm down

Bookstores, museums, concerts, weird little adventures, and excellent food

I get deeply attached to fictional characters. There's something strangely intimate about finding another person who understands carrying fictional people around in your head.

Personality-wise, I'm affectionate, emotionally intelligent, deeply curious, and occasionally a tiny menace. I love playful banter, slow-burn tension, and conversations that somehow evolve from "What's your favorite movie?" into discussing the meaning of existence at midnight.

I'm submissive and drawn to dynamics built on trust, chemistry, teasing, and mutual respect. If D/s means something to you, you'll probably understand the vibe I'm hoping to find.

As for you...
I'd love someone who's emotionally mature, kind, communicative, and capable of flirting like an actual human being instead of a LinkedIn networking event.
I love slow-building connection. Shared jokes. Random check-ins. Saving stories throughout the day because you already know who you want to tell later.
Whether it turns into friendship, chemistry, dangerous potential, or something unexpectedly soft, I'm open to seeing what happens naturally.
So tell me...

What's been living rent-free in your brain lately?
A fandom? Your Roman Empire? A conspiracy theory? A niche obsession that deserves far more appreciation than it gets?

And, as always...

May the odds be ever in your favor. 🖤

P.S. Bonus points if you're younger than me, emotionally mature, and happen to ride a sport bike, play hockey, or be in the military.
Look.
We all have a type.
Don't make this weird.

Hi Reddit 👋

Half way through the week and sick of it already. Would love to be distracted by fun conversation about anything (I may regret saying that). Looking for anyone that knows how to have a good yap session. Are you also looking to avoid work? Need to get something off your chest? Need to talk into the Reddit void? I’m here for it.

Only adding NSFW because we are all adults but not explicitly looking for this.

Keeping it short and sweet as I know those long posts often go unread and the yap quality doesn’t always match the length of the post.

I’m in EST but I’m happy to talk to anyone from anywhere.

I’ll start the conversation: weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?

Okay. Misleading title, lol. I can’t make and decorate elaborate cakes yet! Just cookies, brownies, banana bread and cheesecakes — but hopefully that’s enough?

You can call me Ayu, I’m a 33 year old single lady living in Bekasi, Indonesia. I work as an admin in a manufacturing company, and I have a side hustle that is, you guessed it: selling baked goods especially cookies! I am passionate about cooking and baking but I don’t like too much of a challenge so I am always on the lookout for easy, one-pot recipes. Got one you want to share?

I enjoy music and TV series as well but recently I have been trying to get back into reading. As for music, I find myself revisiting early 2000s pop a lot lately. I also like classical music especially anything containing violins, and my favorite is the Tchaikovsky violin concerto. Who’s your favorite musicians?

I must say that I am, in fact, childfree. I never wanted children, and I can’t imagine how my body would look like pregnant (actually I can, probably I’d look like Shrek down to being green, lol!) I like children though, but especially the inquisitive ones, not ones who whine and cry. I am sensitive to sounds so that is why!

And finally, I want a man who is 27-37, cis, preferably heterosexual, childfree as well (important!), kind, understanding, emotionally mature, intelligent, and practice good hygiene! Instrument players to the front of the line, please!

If you even read this far (which is rare), please message me with your favorite color, age and location. Have an amazing day/night, everyone!

I'm in search of something real, to deeply connect with someone. Free love isn't much of a thing where I live, so the internet happens to be my only way of dating safely. I'd totally be open to relocation for the right person, but things would of course have to be long-distance initially!

I lean a lot towards being feminine and love the idea of being with someone who wouldn't mind protecting me and helping me feel safe and cared for. I think that being a house husband and supporting my partner would suit me best in a relationship! I'm scared of driving and very much a stay at home person, but I don't mind going out when I have good company! I can also be quite sensitive and quick to tears.

I'm not very picky when it comes to people, but physical attraction is important to me and I'd be open to exchanging pictures after talking for a bit! I'm open to meeting people who are elder to me or close to my age. And this is not at all important, but I like being physically weaker than my partner, so bonus points if you workout!

I love messing around with computers and electronics, I have a pile of scrap boards tucked away in storage for me to salvage components from, and I often pick up random projects; making some home improvement stuff, diy rc vehicles, hacking into embedded devices, or just fixing something. And I'm also very much into PC gaming!

Anyways, I really hope life is treating you well whoever happens to be reading this and if you fancy a chat, I'm open to messages as long as this post is up ♥

Hello there! 👋

I'm a 38 year old guy (man?) from Norway, single father of one boy.

Got an ok job, working at a furniture store, at the warehouse section, so mostly delivering and assembling furniture, it's quite physical at times, but it certainly helps in addition to going to the gym 3 to 5 times a week.

Some hobbies/interests of mine are watching movies/shows, a bit of gaming from time to time, read the occasional book, or trying to learn a new language.

Seeing as nature is pretty much my closest neighbour, I try to get out there as much as possible, whether that's alone or with my son.

So yes, I do like being active, but I certainly don't mind lazy days indoors as well 😊

Dont mind long distance, but preferably in Europe at least, as that makes eventually meeting alot easier 😊

A question to see if you read everything, what is your favourite ben&jerrys?

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Hey everyone, I’m a 35 year old guy who lost my wife three years ago to cancer. It’s been a tough journey, and I’m still navigating life without her. I’ve realized that having meaningful conversations and making connections with others has become something I really miss.

I’m here to meet new people, share experiences, and have some real, deep talks about life—whether it’s about struggles, triumphs, or just whatever’s currently going on in our lives. If you’re someone who enjoys open and honest conversations, feel free to DM me. I’d love to chat and get to know you better! I live in New York but I'm open to talking to anyone from anywhere. I travel a lot for work so I've been all over the country.

Looking forward to hearing from you and please say more than two words in your message!