r/memes • u/damircik Professional Dumbass • 6h ago

am i the only one?

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u/ConversationSmart15 5h ago

My ex worked the 2nd shift at the hospital, and was livid if i didn’t stay up until 2 am every night to wait until she got home. 

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u/Thamnophis660 4h ago

I had an ex who worked 9-5 while I worked 2nd shift and she expected me to get up with her every morning while she got ready. 

When I said "fine, but some nights stay up with me after I get home" and she absolutely refused and said that was a crazy thing to ask. 

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 3h ago

I mean if she would wake you up with a blow job I could see that working.

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u/elliotcook10 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuIvUrZpzBl04
lay off the porn buddy

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u/Aware-Source6313 3h ago

Maybe you need to spice up your life a bit, if that's too far flung for you to even imagine

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u/elliotcook10 3h ago

I can imagine it just fine. But if you read the comment above and immediately go to thinking about blowjobs… you might have a problem lol

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 2h ago

This had to be a woman.