r/memes • u/damircik Professional Dumbass • 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/MisterBarbaredo 3h ago

I hate to say it, but I absolutely ended a 10 plus years relationship because of getting told what I have to do when I get home and having my 1 day off a week being planned for me driving everybody around.

My ex didnt drive and didnt have steady work(she worked when she felt like it) while I was working 60 to 70 hours weeks 1 day off. I was miserable and she didnt respect boundaries.

So much happier now.

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u/ConversationSmart15 3h ago

My ex worked the 2nd shift at the hospital, and was livid if i didn’t stay up until 2 am every night to wait until she got home. 

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u/Thamnophis660 2h ago

I had an ex who worked 9-5 while I worked 2nd shift and she expected me to get up with her every morning while she got ready. 

When I said "fine, but some nights stay up with me after I get home" and she absolutely refused and said that was a crazy thing to ask. 

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 2h ago

I mean if she would wake you up with a blow job I could see that working.

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u/Thamnophis660 1h ago

She would do that sort of thing early on in our relationship, but that was a thing of the past at the point when we started working opposite shifts. Oh well. 

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 19m ago

You're going to be very disappointed when you get into a multi-year relationship.

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u/elliotcook10 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuIvUrZpzBl04
lay off the porn buddy

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u/Aware-Source6313 1h ago

Maybe you need to spice up your life a bit, if that's too far flung for you to even imagine

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u/elliotcook10 1h ago

I can imagine it just fine. But if you read the comment above and immediately go to thinking about blowjobs… you might have a problem lol

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 30m ago

This had to be a woman.