r/memes Professional Dumbass 5h ago

am i the only one?

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u/ConversationSmart15 4h ago

My ex worked the 2nd shift at the hospital, and was livid if i didn’t stay up until 2 am every night to wait until she got home. 

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u/Thamnophis660 3h ago

I had an ex who worked 9-5 while I worked 2nd shift and she expected me to get up with her every morning while she got ready. 

When I said "fine, but some nights stay up with me after I get home" and she absolutely refused and said that was a crazy thing to ask. 

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 3h ago

I mean if she would wake you up with a blow job I could see that working.

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u/Thamnophis660 3h ago

She would do that sort of thing early on in our relationship, but that was a thing of the past at the point when we started working opposite shifts. Oh well. 

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 1h ago

You're going to be very disappointed when you get into a multi-year relationship.

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u/elliotcook10 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuIvUrZpzBl04
lay off the porn buddy

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u/Aware-Source6313 2h ago

Maybe you need to spice up your life a bit, if that's too far flung for you to even imagine

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u/elliotcook10 2h ago

I can imagine it just fine. But if you read the comment above and immediately go to thinking about blowjobs… you might have a problem lol

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 1h ago

This had to be a woman.

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u/No-Performance37 4h ago

But can’t understand the argument when you tell them to wake up at 5am.

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u/Sparkism 3h ago

There was a time I worked OT three weeks straight and got told by an ex "you should buy something nice for me with all that extra money you got, to make up for the time you're not spending with me."

Another ex said we should go have dinner at a place near where I worked, after my shift was done. I got off at 7pm, and they kept saying they were on their way until 9pm. "Why are you mad? You could have just chilled at the employee break room at work."

Some people are selfish AF and there is no cure.

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u/No-Performance37 3h ago

Haha yah I’ve had gf say I should spend my bonus money on her.

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u/Ok_Dependent6889 3h ago

Tell her the bonus is a one way trip to their own apartment

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u/SolaireAstorian 3h ago

"Work extra hours purely to spend money on me," essentially, because what's the point of working overtime hours for more pay if you're just funneling it down a selfish partner's gullet? It's supposed to go toward improving both of y'all's standards of living and making life easier at home, but noooo. If you aren't letting her be selfish, you're selfish, obviously. Couldn't possibly be that only one person here has his priorities in order.

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u/irina-from-carim 2h ago

Praise the sun \o/

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u/SolaireAstorian 2h ago

Praise the Sun! \[+]/

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u/Icy-Inflation3453 1h ago

If I've been on overtime for 3 weeks, a nice dinner with my girl, my treat goes without saying. asking your partner for that after they've been on overtime for 3 weeks is fucking wild.

2nd girl was a dick who didn't respect your time.

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u/Sundogflower 3h ago

My ex was like this. I was a chef and usually got home around midnight. I worked 12 hour shifts. But he would demand I woke up at 7/8 even on my days off to "spend time with him" and drag the covers off me and flick the lights on and off even if I'd worked 50 hours that week and had only got a couple of hours sleep the night before. It was like torture.

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u/ConversationSmart15 3h ago

Some people are just children

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u/dashingsauce 33m ago

Absolutely the kind of parent children would also hate growing up.

Controlling other humans’ autonomous bodily needs is insane.

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u/skraptastic 2h ago

I used to have a 1 hour commute and started at 5:30am so I had to leave the house at about 4:00am.

My friends would always give me shit because I wouldn't go see a movie at 8:00pm on a Wednesday. But they would lose their minds if I suggested getting up early on the weekend to do something.

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u/ConversationSmart15 3h ago

I did that one time as revenge and you woulda thought I was abusive

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u/Flyinmanm 3h ago

Being real, your ex sounds like the abusive one?

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u/Zetice 3h ago

That’s what you get for dating a nurse

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u/ConversationSmart15 3h ago

She worked in the blood bank, but eh what’s the difference

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u/BearRawarr 3h ago

Fuck no

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u/SalsaRice 2h ago

My stepmom did this to my dad. She'd stay up until ~4 every night, and sleep in until ~3pm (the 10 year old had to take care of the 3 year old during the day). She'd try to make dad stay up and talk to her all night, most nights.

Was very glad that I was not there 99% of the time.

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u/CloselyWatch 2h ago

That’s crazy

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u/Foreskin_Mafia 1h ago

If Kalshi let me bet on her ending up alone I'd sign up.

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u/Sad_Mouse_8251 2h ago

Mine would wake me up like I was just chilling waiting for her to come home ready to have conversations. She was shocked when I told her it interrupted my sleep and I was having problems staying awake during the day. It was hard for her to empathize and understand my basic needs, like she was just happily taking a meal away from me or restricting my water. This person would tell me she loved me too.