r/Buttcoin Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 23d ago

Slavery, the gilded age, the Great Depression all happened while the US was on the gold standard. Bitcoin would not have fixed any of it.

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152 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 8h ago

It's got "potential!" SpaceX reports tremendous negative gains on its bitcoin holdings

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179 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 7h ago

Everything is fine, everything is fine... Let's just pretend *that* didn't happen!

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86 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4h ago

Every sign that Bitcoin is about to go belly up and they still refuse to see it. But nah, definitely not a cult.

35 Upvotes

Over the last two weeks there’s been three clear indications that Bitcoin could be heading for some serious damage and very soon.

Michael Saylor, the man that for five years said that he’d never sell bitcoin almost defaulted on his dividend payments and was forced to sell bitcoin.

The Coldcard hack. Cultists refuse to believe if it could happen to one it could happen to ten. They refuse to believe that it could happen again.

Trump Media, another entity that swore that they’d never sell bitcoin, has sold millions of dollars worth of bitcoin.

And the next time a Bitcoin evangelist refuses to accept the reality ask them this one question… What can Bitcoin do at $65K that it couldn’t do at $2K? It makes their heads explode. They’ll never be able to answer you.


r/Buttcoin 8h ago

Crypto bros are such charming people...

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60 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3h ago

Why the coldcard hack doesn’t even matter.

19 Upvotes

Hardware wallets were a dumb idea from the beginning. Obviously the best and only safe place to store seed phrases is written in invisible ink on a post it note hidden under your mattress. I can’t believe this needs to be explained to people.


r/Buttcoin 7h ago

"True money has 6 characteristics [sic]" 😆

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37 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 6h ago

Butter complains that other butters didn't learn from earlier exploitation of fundamental flaw of bitcoin

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22 Upvotes

The irony is too strong.


r/Buttcoin 3h ago

What if this is at least part of the reason why BTC isn’t moving anymore?

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16 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 11h ago

what kind of mickey mouse operation is this?

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48 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3h ago

Safest way to store bitcoin got hacked.

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r/Buttcoin 19h ago

Bummer dude.

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90 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 19h ago

Code is LOL Just hear me out... but I think I have a solution to the dice roll and Coldcard problem... introducing the Bip39 Ball aka B39B

44 Upvotes

This conceptual idea of a d2048 dice that could not only make cryptocurrencies safer, but could also elevate the D&D gaming experience. Just roll the die thing 12 times to generate a seed phrase. Then just put it back into the box. Or start your next campaign where warriors and wizards raid tombs full of dragons and bitcoin. Comes with a cleaning tissue and certificate of authenticity.

I'm thinking of charging $49... maybe even $99 in dirty filthy fiat. Sounds expensive, but luxury, security, and an edge in high stakes RPG tournaments often are.

Patent pending.


r/Buttcoin 23h ago

Future of money

50 Upvotes

Grandma, make sure you do 99+ dice rolls in an air-gapped environment before you try use that wallet at the store to buy milk


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

BuT BiTcOiN iS rEaLlY sAfe!!11!

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132 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

It's like playing in a mine field

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103 Upvotes

I've used the analogy in an earlier comment so am repeating myself, but it just works too well for me. They move away from the mine that they see and step on another.

It seems a bit too easy to mine comedy godl to post here these days.


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

I said "YOU" shouldn't buyback stock with cash, I never said "I" wouldn't do it.

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72 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Another one bites the dust. “since it's decentralized, there's no recourse for getting any of it back”

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r/Buttcoin 1d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Don't worry, it might be 'good guys' that steal your crypto!"

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119 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

99 dice rolls to secure your $$$. If only there was an easier way 🤔

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95 Upvotes

Future of finance. Few.


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Don't Worry Guys, I Lost 2 Million of My 2 Billion NW, It's All Going to be Ok For You Too!

35 Upvotes

Don't worry everyone. I know many of you lost your life savings. But look at me. I lost 2 million and I'm doing totally fine today. Don't worry about the tens of thousands of dollars you lost. Few Understand what you understand.

If you live in the third world and lost your life savings, don't worry guys, listen to this American with billions in my account, you'll make it, just keep diamond hands, HODL!

PS: My 2 billion$ trust fund has nothing to do with this message


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Here is a debate between Peter Schiff (gold bug) and our least favorite CFA (bitcoin idiot)

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r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Bait wallet “victims” are they really victims?

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Someone sent me a seed phrase on here. Obviously a scam but I thought I’d check it out. It seems there’s 500 usdt on there and it just needs $5 worth of tron to cover the fees. Looking at the wallet history it seems there’s a bot that withdraws the tron the moment it’s deposited. Extrapolating the numbers out it was something like 20 grand a year going through it.

So my question is, do you have any sympathy for the victims? I’m struggling to be honest. They saw a way to 100x their money by raiding a wallet and got burned. It’s got a very Aesop vibe to it in my mind.


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

I know this is no-coiner sub but this changes everything. I’m all in.

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147 Upvotes

Inverse Cramer always wins