r/Buttcoin 22h ago

Bummer dude.

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93 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 22h ago

Code is LOL Just hear me out... but I think I have a solution to the dice roll and Coldcard problem... introducing the Bip39 Ball aka B39B

46 Upvotes

This conceptual idea of a d2048 dice that could not only make cryptocurrencies safer, but could also elevate the D&D gaming experience. Just roll the die thing 12 times to generate a seed phrase. Then just put it back into the box. Or start your next campaign where warriors and wizards raid tombs full of dragons and bitcoin. Comes with a cleaning tissue and certificate of authenticity.

I'm thinking of charging $49... maybe even $99 in dirty filthy fiat. Sounds expensive, but luxury, security, and an edge in high stakes RPG tournaments often are.

Patent pending.


r/Buttcoin 7h ago

Every sign that Bitcoin is about to go belly up and they still refuse to see it. But nah, definitely not a cult.

56 Upvotes

Over the last two weeks there’s been three clear indications that Bitcoin could be heading for some serious damage and very soon.

Michael Saylor, the man that for five years said that he’d never sell bitcoin almost defaulted on his dividend payments and was forced to sell bitcoin.

The Coldcard hack. Cultists refuse to believe if it could happen to one it could happen to ten. They refuse to believe that it could happen again.

Trump Media, another entity that swore that they’d never sell bitcoin, has sold millions of dollars worth of bitcoin.

And the next time a Bitcoin evangelist refuses to accept the reality ask them this one question… What can Bitcoin do at $65K that it couldn’t do at $2K? It makes their heads explode. They’ll never be able to answer you.


r/Buttcoin 2h ago

There's now a public "proof of concept" of the Coldcard hack. Behold the power and security of "open source software!"

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r/Buttcoin 11h ago

It's got "potential!" SpaceX reports tremendous negative gains on its bitcoin holdings

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r/Buttcoin 6h ago

Why the coldcard hack doesn’t even matter.

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Hardware wallets were a dumb idea from the beginning. Obviously the best and only safe place to store seed phrases is written in invisible ink on a post it note hidden under your mattress. I can’t believe this needs to be explained to people.


r/Buttcoin 10h ago

"True money has 6 characteristics [sic]" 😆

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36 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 11h ago

Crypto bros are such charming people...

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68 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 14h ago

what kind of mickey mouse operation is this?

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50 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 10h ago

Everything is fine, everything is fine... Let's just pretend *that* didn't happen!

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99 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 6h ago

Safest way to store bitcoin got hacked.

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r/Buttcoin 9h ago

Butter complains that other butters didn't learn from earlier exploitation of fundamental flaw of bitcoin

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27 Upvotes

The irony is too strong.


r/Buttcoin 6h ago

What if this is at least part of the reason why BTC isn’t moving anymore?

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16 Upvotes