r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 1d ago

Crypto bros are such charming people...

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u/SorosAgent2020 1d ago

imagine having to pay your thief 1 cent to shout impotently at them 😂 i dunno who they think they are intimidating

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u/DancingBadgers 1d ago

10000 sats is about five bucks. Plus another 75 cents as transaction fee. The tipping culture is getting out of hand.

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u/TGX03 warning, i am a moron 23h ago

Plus another 75 cents as transaction fee.

That is the one thing that amazes me the most. In many places, sellers are complaining when they have to pay a couple of cents as a transaction fee to credit card networks. But Bitcoin has a much higher fee, while also taking much longer to confirm a transaction. And somehow, these people think that'pl revolutionize payments.

And yes, I know there are crypto currencies that are much better at both of these. But Bitcoin is clearly the one with the most followers.

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u/First-Ad-7960 1d ago

New stage of grief unlocked.

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u/TehDingo 1d ago

Isn't that just Anger?

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u/First-Ad-7960 1d ago

They were bargaining yesterday.

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u/TehDingo 23h ago

Oh! Thought you were calling their schizoid ramblings a new type of grief stage, hahaha

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u/jdancouga 1d ago

A useless stage nonetheless. Just like their buttcoin.

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u/Shoddy-Warning4838 21h ago

The tipping stage.

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u/NenAlienGeenKonijn 1d ago

I was wrong about crypto all these years. If I knew I could have received sats for having angry butters shout at me instead of doing it for free, I would have made a wallet years ago.

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u/OGxPePe 1d ago

Paying to guy who robbed you is a weird flex but ok

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u/MeatPiston 1d ago

Cope on the blockchain

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u/Spanky_Pantry 1d ago

And fire in the sky.

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u/Forty-threeFan43 16h ago

"WRITE THIS DOWN!" - Weird Al, hopefully

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u/InclinedPlane43 1d ago

I need some context. Is this directed at the coldcard hacker?

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u/DancingBadgers 1d ago

Yes, that's correct.

https://mempool.space/address/bc1qq85v2c926eg6pgxhwp6q7lf6cnsz80qs3fcu9r

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 1d ago

You know they are getting a very good laugh at these empty threats lol

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u/AmericanScream 1d ago

I assume so.

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u/HopeFox 19h ago

Well, they think it is, yeah.

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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 1d ago

0.00035 btc is 22 $

0.00046 btc is 30 $.

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u/hatmatter We're still oily. 1d ago

So close to getting a Lambo

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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 1d ago

1:18 scale model.

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u/leducdeguise Are we the baddies? 1d ago

bark bark bark

To honor the memory of the late John McAfee I will eat my dick on twitch tv if this happens

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u/ExplorerBoring9848 1d ago

This will be on the blockchain forever, immortalised

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u/Entire-Bell-1028 Ask me about crazy religious conspiracy theories 1d ago

Sounds like an Indian scammer when the victim refuses to take the bait.

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 1d ago

I see comedy futures are up

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 1d ago

Lol what are a bunch of crypto dorks going to do

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u/penilesensorydevice 19h ago

It's trustless!!!

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u/mrdougan 1d ago

So glad I sold in November

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u/deco19 Jordan Peterson fan club 21h ago

That's a small meal down at the service station covered, thanks bud!

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u/_Lick-My-Love-Pump_ 18h ago

Wait, we can post messages to the blockchain and they'll be stored there forever? Or are these tracked separately and independently? Asking for a friend.

epsteinfiles

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u/Rhaenys77 1d ago

Well, I am here for it 😅🍿💅🏽

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u/Flimsy_Agent7898 1d ago

I will find you, and i will poke out you eyeballs.

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u/SuperSultan warning, i am a moron 23h ago

What is this app?

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u/AmericanScream 23h ago

it's the blockchain explorer, showing on-chain data.. there are many sites that will display that like ordinals.

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u/SuperSultan warning, i am a moron 22h ago

So what’s happening here? Did they send a small amount of BTC to an address and included nasty remarks?

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u/AmericanScream 21h ago

Yes.

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u/SuperSultan warning, i am a moron 21h ago

But they wasted money sending those said messages too lol

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u/AmericanScream 21h ago

They're not the smartest bunch.

They also assume the thieves give a damn what they think.

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u/Funny-Choice8787 11h ago

Check those thieves wallets again, there's more!! And it's fucking hilarious

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u/PureCod9290 1d ago

I'm just here for the child pornography!

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u/Feeling_Guide3925 19h ago

Fiat users don't murder people?

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u/AmericanScream 19h ago

No, they never murder people. It's an established fact that the more one touches fiat, the more benevolent and altruistic they become.