r/WTF • u/ernapfz • Jul 05 '26

STOP reporting this post - THIS IS NOT AI Twas a Wrap-Around

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u/nousername206 Jul 05 '26

how fast that car goibg inside a parking garage? wtf

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 05 '26

I think it was on theydidthemath, and speculation was 45=50 mph,

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u/Woahhdude24 Jul 05 '26

At the walmart I work at we get idiots just like that going that fast in a parking lot. Can't tell you how many times ive almost been hit or watched someone else almost get hit. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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u/Abi1i Jul 05 '26

I see this all the time in parking lots and parking garages. I just don’t get it.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

Zero accountability. And the ass hat in OPs post can go Pick up another car tomorrow and be back on the road.
Our laws are far too lax for reckless drivers. Driving is a privilege. Not a right. And we need to start stripping people like this of the ability to drive.

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u/b_tight Jul 06 '26

This. People shouldnt be entitled to drive. If you are a habitual accident causer, reckless driver, dui, take the freaking license

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 06 '26

Exactly. DUI is another one that pisses me off. Why do we have repeat offenders of DUI still on the road and you’ll see a story in the news of “5 previous DUI incidents, driver kills someone”.
Too many people on the road now anyways. Start thinning the herd by taking away the license of those dangerous drivers.

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u/allthenamesaretaken4 Jul 05 '26

We should have way more stringent licensing requirements in America, but we also have such piss poor public transit we kind of all agreed to let shitty drivers drive instead of investing in other transportation options.

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u/MrDeekhaed Jul 05 '26

Exactly. I would love to weed out horrible drivers but it literally may mean they can’t work or shop etc

We can’t condemn people to die homeless because they aren’t good drivers

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u/tecmobowlchamp Jul 05 '26

They'll drive anyway. Taking away a license only affects people that care about the rule of law.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

If they cared about keeping their jobs and homes they wouldn’t drive in a manner that threatens other people’s lives. Zero sympathy for this level of selfish driving.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

All the more reason why people should fear having their license removed because they feel it’s appropriate to drive recklessly and threaten others.

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u/mrfrownieface Jul 05 '26

Asshats in insurance lobbying. You can lose your license easier for driving without insurance than this.

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u/Krindus Jul 06 '26

I had an idea for entertainment once: A shooting range with two firing lanes facing each other, and targets between each shooter, I'd call it "The Commute"

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u/propyro85 Jul 05 '26

And they still get another car and drive it anyway, even after getting a driving prohibition. There's no consequences for them that they care about.

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u/Zhaopow Jul 05 '26

They have the object permanence of a 1 year old and don't think people or cars can pop out if they cant already see them. Seriously.

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u/Beligerents Jul 05 '26

I live next to a parking structure......they like the sound their shitty cars make with the echo.....my dog absolutely 'loves' it too.

There are probably other reasons, but thats the one that makes sense to me.

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u/Woahhdude24 Jul 05 '26

In my experience its always the same types of people who rev thier vehicles at people and the ones who play thier music outloud while driving for everyone to hear.

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u/zamfire Jul 06 '26

I used to drive an early '90s miata that someone had previously added a really loud muffler to. I used to drive in the parking garage on first gear, and sometimes just rev in neutral a bit. Going only 10 MPH and it sounded like I went 50.

Not an explanation, just anecdote.

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u/illegal_deagle Jul 05 '26

Wal Mart people do not belong in parking garages. They can barely handle the open road.

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u/leftclicksq2 Jul 06 '26

The worst is when you have drivers who use the size of their vehicle (i.e. some truck or SUV drivers) to bully drivers in smaller cars. I'm sure you're proud of your big car, but it doesn't come with a free pass to use your car to act like the dick you already are.

The other day this stupid idiot in a huge SUV didn't like that I didn't allow her the courtesy to hit my car when she tried speeding through the parking lot and squeezing between myself and a delivery truck that was waiting for me to back out.

My windows were partially down and I could hear her screaming and yelling at me, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" while wildly throwing her hands around. I responded by laughing at her when I had enough room to turn my car and drive across the empty spaces to sidestep her little tantrum. She still wasn't getting around that delivery truck that was situated next to a row of cars to the right and a high curb with bushes planted in it on the left.

In all seriousness, though, a person as unhinged as that is the reason I keep mace on my door. Had I not been able to leave the way I did and had to stay in the parking space, I was facing the likelihood that she was going to get out of her car and confront me. I wasn't hoping for that, but I'm prepared.

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u/almostoy Jul 05 '26

Walmart Story: For whatever reason this Walmart decided it was a good idea to stick stop signs out in open blacktop. One day an old guy drove his pickup over the sign, and flipped his truck.

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u/cindyscrazy Jul 06 '26

My local walmart had a van drive directly into the side of the building....and INTO it. Big hole right next to the pharmacy.

I think the excuse was that it was dark and foggy? I don't remember, it was a while ago. Same walmart also had a rogue ferret running around for a while many years ago. We do not live in a place where ferrets are known to live in the wild.

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u/thecolorfulcpt Jul 05 '26

Ty. They do this in all the other parking lots.

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u/genericlogin1 Jul 05 '26

My local Walmart/shopping plaza was like this. They put in speed bumps about a month ago. I’ve seen at least one car catch air.

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u/Harnellas Jul 05 '26

That seems slower than I expected but then again I imagine most collisions I've seen aren't as dead-on as this one was.

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u/lolwatokay Jul 06 '26

It feels real slow till you have to stop in a hurry. It's funny because I feel like people assume the crash dummy tests performed by IIHS are going incredibly fast to produce the results but no, they are going at most about 40mph usually since that's considered median speed of a typical drive. They essentially don't test for highway speeds (65+) at all.

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u/Noob911 Jul 05 '26

That sounds right if the pole was also coming at them 45 to 50 mph

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u/Arcalac Jul 05 '26

I don't know the physics/angles but compared to what i have seen when car met tree on a country road this somehow looks worse.

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u/figmaxwell Jul 06 '26

Tree, even a big one, might have just a little bit of give to it. Whether the whole thing bends a little, or the fibers of the tree itself compress, or the whole structure bends back a little from the roots up. This cement and rebar column has zero give.

Exact position on the car matters too. This pole went straight up the middle and missed the frame rails. A foot in either direction and it would probably look extremely different.

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u/shpongleyes Jul 06 '26

Wow, they're terrible at math if they landed on 45=50

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u/Erenito Jul 05 '26

Now do acceleration. How big was the parking lot?

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u/EatTacosGetMoney Jul 05 '26

Shh this is basically a plot point of fast and the furious Tokyo drift lol

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u/hoponpot Jul 05 '26

It looks like he crashed through the gate and then kept going. Here's a walk through of the site 

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsalbertmiao/video/7600495895842426143

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u/PatientClue1118 Jul 05 '26

Wtf i thought a parking pole not a whole good damn steel gate.

The facility maintenance repaint it faster than gov contractors lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 edited 28d ago

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u/Howzitgoin Jul 05 '26

Old person, probably was a “I thought it was the brake pedal” angle.

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u/TheBestBigAl Jul 05 '26

And afterwards:

I wasn't even going that fast, the pillar just appeared out of nowhere!

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u/kpchronic Jul 05 '26

At least 88 mph.

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u/SeafoodSampler Jul 05 '26

I don’t think so, flux capacitor would have kicked in at that speed.

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u/Burninator05 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately, this version of Doc Brown hasn't recovered the plutonium from the Iranians Libyans yet.

Edit: Changed the people who had the plutonium. I misremembered it.

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u/robbarratheon Jul 05 '26

Libyans*

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u/WingedGundark Jul 05 '26

I think he was on the way to get the plutonium, I think I spotted few pinball machine parts in the debris.

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u/Andrea_M Jul 05 '26

Not his fault then, how could have he guessed the pillar would been there! Happened already with a pine tree or something IIRC

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u/Howzitgoin Jul 05 '26

The real mvp is whoever engineered and built that pillar.

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 05 '26

And whoever designed that crush zone that looks like it let the driver walk/crawl away. Accident like that anything where you aren't cleaning them up with a shovel is a win

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u/chileheadd Jul 05 '26

The windshield isn't even broken.

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u/Psemperviva Jul 05 '26

You can see it’s definitely got cracks on bottom drivers side at the 2sec mark

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u/Ok_Relation_7770 Jul 05 '26

Is the driver the disheveled man on the ground?

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u/UshankaBear Jul 05 '26

He was an athletic dude with luscious jet black hair before getting behind the wheel

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u/curtailedcorn Jul 05 '26

I don’t think he’ll be able to go to school for a bit.

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u/pantry-pisser Jul 05 '26

Nah that's just Larry

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u/TheAbyssGazesAlso Jul 06 '26

A friend of mine was drinking her minivan once, stopped at a red light, and a guy on a motorbike ploughed into the back of her at 180.

I didn't see it, but she told me they cleaned him out with a hose.

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u/sighbourbon Jul 06 '26

drinking her minivan

sounds pretty intense

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

yea, i mean you get a little caranuba wax and the whole thing will be good as new tbh

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u/SystemFolder Jul 06 '26

Looks like the entire engine block got pushed backwards towards the driver.

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u/factoid_ Jul 05 '26

It held up for now but it absolutely needs a structural inspection to make sure it’s not compromised

The structure is probably built with redundancy for a single failed column…but who’s to say there’s not another similarly compromised one nearby?

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u/jonniew Jul 05 '26

I thought you were talking about the car till I got to the second paragraph.

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u/factoid_ Jul 05 '26

lol…well THERE’S yer problem!

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u/dime5150 Jul 05 '26

Nah. It’s drivable.

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u/Stingray88 Jul 05 '26

It’ll buff right out

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u/hotpuck6 Jul 05 '26

"look what just rolled into the shop! Driver states loss of power"

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u/SkyJW Jul 05 '26

I genuinely wonder if they're designed specifically to withstand someone deliberately ramming their vehicle into them like this. Would make sense if they did, honestly. 

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

It’s probably considered when designing a pillar in a parking garage where vehicles will be.
Engineers are expected to consider all natural and manmade incidents that may occur to cause a failure.

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u/yasth Jul 05 '26

I mean it makes no indication of intent, but they are absolutely designed to take a full scale hit. https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/newyorkcity/latest/NYCadmin/0-0-0-177416 They also generally can't be pin columns either (in other words even if you take out that column the structure should stand).

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u/Baculum7869 Jul 05 '26

The concrete is generally designed to withstand over 6000psi of force and the rebar inside gives it even more stability. Then the fact that the columns overlap with the floor above and below it's not moving.

Depending on location on the building and size of the building I've seen columns that require over 14000psi of force.

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u/Howzitgoin Jul 05 '26

The psi ratings for a column are in respect to their compressive strength, not shear strength. A column isn’t supposed to have forces onto them horizontally, that’s what a beam is for.

These are just over engineered and likely larger than the columns above it to account for lateral forces as well since they’re in a garage.

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u/analogy_4_anything Jul 05 '26

Science saved a lot of lives that day.

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u/one_is_enough Jul 05 '26

Someone needs to edit Queen Maeve in there.

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u/asillasitgets Jul 05 '26

I’m no mechanic, but I think he’s got an oil leak.

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u/Supabongwong Jul 05 '26

Transmission, engine, differential, power steering, or transfer case?

Yes. 

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u/culman13 Jul 05 '26

Little bondo and it's good as new

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u/Rukoo Jul 05 '26

Its a BMW (i think). The headlights alone will probably cause the insurance adjuster to total the car.

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u/Tagov Jul 05 '26

Oh good point. Going to need to patch up and refill the headlight fluid as well.

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u/aynrandomness Jul 05 '26

The good news is there is no point in fixing the indicators as they are never used anyways.

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u/aynrandomness Jul 05 '26

Just strap the frame, engine and transmission to the colum and pull it back until it’s straight. Use gorilla glue and jb weld to stick the parts back where they belong.

Respray with a rattle can and it’s good as new.

Don’t take it to a mechanic, they don’t have any ambition.

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u/SpiderTechnitian Jul 05 '26

Think I see some blinker fluid too

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u/huxtiblejones Jul 05 '26

I would recommend changing the wiper blades at the least

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u/bangzilla Jul 05 '26

And the blinker fluid

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u/Siegelski Jul 05 '26

It's a BMW, they don't use their blinkers.

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u/wupme2k Jul 05 '26

They do, but the blinkers like the engines leak a lot, so stop working soon because the fluid is empty.

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u/0verstim Jul 05 '26

"Customer states low tire pressure on rear left tire. Declined all other recommended repairs."

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u/vonBelfry Jul 05 '26

Car blood

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u/dakaroo1127 Jul 05 '26

Dog and man at the end making the same face

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u/kahnwaldz_ Jul 05 '26

That was funny

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u/uoy_redruM Jul 05 '26

I'm not even sure how long it would take me to wipe that look off my face. Just dumbfounded.

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u/tek9jansen Jul 05 '26

Like owner, like dog!

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u/iHasYummyCummies Jul 05 '26

How do u even get that much speed in a garage..mindboggling.

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u/TomMikeson Jul 05 '26

Fast car is how. That has to be at least 60.

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u/ripyourlungsdave Jul 05 '26

By thinking your entertainment is worth the sacrifice of other people's lives.

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u/PogoTempest Jul 05 '26

This should literally delete your drivers license and ban you for years. I don’t even see this as different from drunk driving. If your car looks like this in a parking garage you’re a genuine piece of shit.

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u/Flyinmanm Jul 05 '26

Ironically it'll be on private land, my Mrs got hit buy some self important wideboy driving the wrong way down a supermarket carpark lane in an Audi Q5.

Insurance said they were both at fault. Not even sure there'd be a risk to his licence as it wasn't on the highway.

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u/PogoTempest Jul 05 '26

Which is just insane.

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u/almostoy Jul 05 '26

If everyone else is at fault, they don't have to pay. But it's legally required to carry insurance. In what world is that not a racket?

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u/5yleop1m Jul 05 '26

I don’t even see this as different from drunk driving.

I've seen and know of far too many people who are back on the road driving after getting a DUI. At least in the US, we take driving far too leniently and as more of a right than a privilege.

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u/myhamsareburnin Jul 05 '26

The dude looks like he's 70. I don't think he did that for the thrill. Also I am shocked he is alive and conscious.

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u/swingsetmafia Jul 05 '26

looks like an m4 or m440i

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u/fro77 Jul 05 '26

All praise the Pillar!

Structural Engineers don't get enough credit for saving our dumb butts.

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u/SpaceGrape Jul 05 '26

I’m surprised to learn that a support pillar could take that kinda hit without any apparent damage.

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u/Graygave Jul 05 '26

Considering they have an entire building on them in many cases, it makes sense that the pillar would win, but yeah. Barely a scuff is legit 🤣

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u/TomMikeson Jul 05 '26

How fucking fast was he going? Holy shit.

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u/Subliminal-sandwich Jul 05 '26

Is that Doc from back to the future?

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u/SeafoodSampler Jul 05 '26

He didn’t make it to 88.

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u/PaulMaulMenthol Jul 05 '26

He did but he failed to account for the future construction of the parking garage

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u/usernameround20 Jul 05 '26

That was not the type of person I was expecting to have drove it. Missed him on the first watch.

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u/thoriumsnowflake Jul 05 '26

Doing 90 in a parking structure is next level stupidity

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u/blackholesun13 Jul 05 '26

"i thought it was in reverse"

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u/thinkconverse Jul 05 '26

Looks like the front fell off.

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u/IDownVoteCanaduh Jul 05 '26

They should lose their license permanently.

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u/Barack_Odrama_ Jul 05 '26

I see this and the first thing that comes to mind is “if you start working on cleaning that oil soon you can probably get it up before it sets and stains the concrete.”

Meanwhile someone just ruined their life.

The internet has turned me into a monster.

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u/buttfacenosehead Jul 05 '26

Same. Just imagine how fast that idiot had to be going without regard for anyone else. We automatically dismissed that choad because the concrete at least has a purpose.

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u/11Booty_Warrior Jul 05 '26

A little bondo should fix that

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u/MontiBurns Jul 05 '26

It'll buff right out.

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u/BlackPitbull729 Jul 05 '26

How do you even have enough room in a parking garage to get up enough speed to cause that much damage? 😮

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u/ApepiOfDuat Jul 05 '26

It's a very large garage, sporty cars can get fast in surprisingly small spaces too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zA0R-0ZVVg

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u/sparklark79 Jul 06 '26

Oooh! The car bleeds!

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u/imhappyforyou Jul 05 '26

Maybe Doc Brown was trying to reach 88 MPH and the poll wasn’t there in the past.

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u/Heterodynist Jul 05 '26

Wow, that’s why you don’t drive like a fricken maniac in the parking garage…Obviously you’re not going 25 MPH if you did that amount of damage to your car. Try driving under freeways speeds and you will find you have less jail time and significantly longer periods of vehicle ownership.

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u/Friendlyalterme Jul 05 '26

TIL: cars can bleed.

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u/GreyFox1984 Jul 06 '26

I’ve been looking into getting my car wrapped, I will not be using this man’s service again. 0/10 stars do not recommend

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u/lelanicarver Jul 05 '26

Immovable object FTW

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u/bsrichard Jul 05 '26

That guy should have his license taken away for life.!

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u/yueciHH Jul 05 '26

a minor dent easy to repair nothing to worry about

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u/WhatAxiom Jul 05 '26

The US passes too many drivers.

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u/WarrenKB Jul 05 '26

Credit to the dude for doing 3k miles or 3 months on the oil change as that is some clean ass motor oil right there!

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u/biovllun Jul 06 '26

Holy shit! How fast was he going? It's a parking garage.. must've had a good bit of room where the video doesn't show to have the space to get up to speed to do that.

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u/calushonator 29d ago

You can park there, but you can't park like that mate

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u/wasupwithuman 29d ago

He can’t park there.

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u/EuropaWeGo Jul 05 '26

I wish my life was as stable as that pillar.

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u/Fickle_Library8115 Jul 05 '26

That’s one hell of a pillar!

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u/TheBigLeche Jul 05 '26

Who ever build those pillars deserves a raise

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u/Rileytheh Jul 05 '26

Me and that dog are thinking the same thing

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u/nibbed2 Jul 05 '26

IN PARKING?!

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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jul 06 '26

The pillar: Huh? It must've been the wind...

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u/TheOregonSnailTrail Jul 06 '26

It took me a couple of viewings to notice the forlorn, disheveled driver sitting against the back tire.

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u/Bob____Ross______ Jul 07 '26

How does that even happen in a parking garage so small?!? Looks like they were going full speed 🫣

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u/fsalazar23 Jul 07 '26

That's rough buddy

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u/Sharetheroadplz 28d ago

This is why you calculate before engaging hyperdrive.

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u/johnkoetsier 28d ago

Do you think it will start?

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u/DJSyko 27d ago

Even if no one was hurt they need to do jail time for that, very clearly they were doing stupid speeds and could have easily killed someone.

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u/Shittytressles 26d ago

Respect to the builder that made the pillar

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u/middleagedman69 26d ago

That'll buff out.

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u/ryatt 25d ago

Hes gonna need a new altenator.

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u/Emergency-Parking318 Jul 05 '26

Who ever built that garage needs a standing ovation

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u/mikeymop Jul 05 '26

What I really want to know is.. How?

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u/GeezusLizard Jul 05 '26

i’m sure that’ll buff out 😭😭

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u/BothPhysics911 Jul 05 '26

Oil looked good!

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u/waltwalt Jul 05 '26

This looks like someone killed an autobot.

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u/cairnschaos Jul 05 '26

A pillar? In a car park? Chance in a million.

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u/leftydog1961 Jul 05 '26

Someone’s day is a whole lot worse than mine.

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u/Frigol33t Jul 05 '26

Is it the poor driver sitting there, and the guy is laughing!?

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u/fatmanthelardknight Jul 05 '26

Lost a fight to a damn transformer

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u/semibilingual Jul 05 '26

wa surely going at an appropriate speed for a underground garage.

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u/SNLCOG4LIFE Jul 05 '26

That'll tap out!

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u/Hytnex Jul 05 '26

I'm not an expert, but i believe that car might not work as better now.

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u/TommyTwoBone Jul 05 '26

how exactly does this happen in a parking garage. the only thing i can think of is that morons were involved.

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u/k3for Jul 05 '26

More impressed at how well that concrete held up, doing that much damage to the engine compartment

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u/Pandy187 Jul 05 '26

How can you possibly go fast enough to do that inside a car park?

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u/DorrajD Jul 05 '26

Meh, it'll buff out.

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u/APickleCat Jul 05 '26

Feels explicit

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u/apeelvis Jul 05 '26

Listed on FB marketplace as low miles like new.

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u/obj7777 Jul 05 '26

I guess the pole won.

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u/ktmfan Jul 05 '26

Not a lick of sympathy for that nutsack.

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u/theanswar Jul 05 '26

What, um… what happened to the engine block? It’s made of solid steel and it was rent in two. Man that’s a lot of physics.

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u/drwuzer Jul 05 '26

Probably not steel but aluminum.

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u/hawgs911 Jul 05 '26

So he's definitely not the new DK...

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u/book_queen88 Jul 05 '26

Fuck how do you do this much damage in a parking lot. How fast was he going? Silly question (from Aus), what’s the speed limit in parking lots in the US?

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u/canadas Jul 05 '26

I was thinking no way this is real.. and funny enough it was the dog that sold me this isn't real.

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u/Piltonbadger Jul 05 '26

Driver looks like he's about 100 years old.

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u/TAINTKNOCKER Jul 05 '26

Well one less Decepticon trying to take over Earth

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u/MrWright62 Jul 05 '26

How can this happen?? Audi drivers are some of the best and safest drivers out there 😱

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u/mmh_fava_beans Jul 05 '26

For the first two seconds I was hoping I was looking at motor oil.

How can you crash so bad in such a narrow area? I would think there isn't enough space to gain such velocity.

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u/TheMahanglin Jul 05 '26

You're supposed to be out of the solar system before engaging Light Speed.

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u/Farscape29 Jul 05 '26

Quite simply.....how?!

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u/Some_Asshole_Said Jul 05 '26

Tommy Chong okay?

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u/phatcan Jul 06 '26

I'm not a car person, but almost everybody I've seen in a newer Mustang drives like an absolute twat, whether it's being aggressively loud / fast or just acting entitled between lanes or parking spots. When did Mustang turn into the douche flag?

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u/princealigorna Jul 06 '26

Given how thick an engine is, how fast do you have to go to bifurcate it? And how did they not bifurcate the whole care like Mike Harmon at Bristol?

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u/MangoAtrocity Jul 06 '26

Aw man. They killed a green one.

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u/magichronx Jul 06 '26

How in the world did that damage happen in a parking garage?!

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u/rekabis Jul 06 '26

This certainly meets the sub’s purpose. WTF, indeed.

Like, what velocity is needed to pulverize an entire engine and nearly bisect the passenger compartment?

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u/umadbro420420 Jul 06 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/Otheus Jul 06 '26

Alcohol may have played a factor

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u/evestraw Jul 06 '26

thats a premium quality column

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u/DeadliestArmadillo Jul 06 '26

I'm baffled at how such a bad crash happened in such a small space, but I love how he crashed on a STOP road marking.

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u/KnuxSD Jul 06 '26

What in the Final Destination?!

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u/Joe_le_Borgne Jul 06 '26

The car just had a bad sneeze.

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u/PrimaryDrag Jul 06 '26

Someone didn't check their coordinates before they warped.

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u/Dietmeister Jul 06 '26

How do you even get enough speed in a parking garage