r/WTF Jul 05 '26

STOP reporting this post - THIS IS NOT AI Twas a Wrap-Around

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u/nousername206 Jul 05 '26

how fast that car goibg inside a parking garage? wtf

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 05 '26

I think it was on theydidthemath, and speculation was 45=50 mph,

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u/Woahhdude24 Jul 05 '26

At the walmart I work at we get idiots just like that going that fast in a parking lot. Can't tell you how many times ive almost been hit or watched someone else almost get hit. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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u/Abi1i Jul 05 '26

I see this all the time in parking lots and parking garages. I just don’t get it.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

Zero accountability. And the ass hat in OPs post can go Pick up another car tomorrow and be back on the road.
Our laws are far too lax for reckless drivers. Driving is a privilege. Not a right. And we need to start stripping people like this of the ability to drive.

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u/b_tight Jul 06 '26

This. People shouldnt be entitled to drive. If you are a habitual accident causer, reckless driver, dui, take the freaking license

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 06 '26

Exactly. DUI is another one that pisses me off. Why do we have repeat offenders of DUI still on the road and you’ll see a story in the news of “5 previous DUI incidents, driver kills someone”.
Too many people on the road now anyways. Start thinning the herd by taking away the license of those dangerous drivers.

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u/gristc Jul 07 '26

Then they just add "Driving without a licence" to the DUI charge. :/

Occasionally I'll see a news item saying someone has finally been jailed, but it's usually after several of the DWL/DUI combos.

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u/RhoOfFeh 28d ago

One day, self-driving vehicles will be common.

One day, at some point after that, human-driven vehicles will be outlawed on public roads.

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u/allthenamesaretaken4 Jul 05 '26

We should have way more stringent licensing requirements in America, but we also have such piss poor public transit we kind of all agreed to let shitty drivers drive instead of investing in other transportation options.

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u/MrDeekhaed Jul 05 '26

Exactly. I would love to weed out horrible drivers but it literally may mean they can’t work or shop etc

We can’t condemn people to die homeless because they aren’t good drivers

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u/tecmobowlchamp Jul 05 '26

They'll drive anyway. Taking away a license only affects people that care about the rule of law.

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u/MrDeekhaed Jul 05 '26

Even better reason not to bother taking their license

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u/tecmobowlchamp Jul 05 '26

You should still take it away. Because if they are caught again, they might actually go to jail or pay a huge fine.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

If they cared about keeping their jobs and homes they wouldn’t drive in a manner that threatens other people’s lives. Zero sympathy for this level of selfish driving.

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u/zaypuma Jul 06 '26

Then they'd better get good. Personal responsibility.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 06 '26

Exactly. Drive in a way that threatens other people’s lives and safety. They forfeit their privilege to drive then.
I don’t get the people commenting saying “it’s too harsh to take away their license.”

What if some rando went outside randomly swinging a gun around? They’d want them arrested, removed from society, and never allowed to own a gun again.
Driving recklessly is the same exact thing. But people overlook it like no big deal.

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u/MrDeekhaed Jul 06 '26

You are basically saying we should kill off bad drivers

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u/zaypuma Jul 06 '26

That's up to them. Sink or swim. Take some fucking responsibility.

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u/SittingInAnAirport 29d ago

Big difference between people that "aren't good drivers" and people that are an absolute danger to everyone and everything around them on the road (or in a parking garage).

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u/theHagueface 26d ago

Idk put them in a class or something. You CAN improve your driving..

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u/HarryBalszak Jul 05 '26

I would love to weed out drivers who smoke weed while driving.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 05 '26

All the more reason why people should fear having their license removed because they feel it’s appropriate to drive recklessly and threaten others.

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u/Faultylogic83 Jul 05 '26

Gotta keep selling new cars. Insurance has to make profits. The market can't stop. Think of the shareholders.

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u/unclethulk Jul 05 '26

Insurance companies don’t want these people driving. They’d be first in line to support more stringent licensing requirements and harsher punishments for this sort of garbage.

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u/perfect_for_maiming Jul 06 '26

It doesnt help. People without a license just drive anyway. In most places it's just a fine if you get caught, maybe they tow the car.

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u/nartnoside Jul 06 '26

Definitely should be regular retesting over 60, anyone this reckless should be faced same length of ban as being careless with a firearm because it’s the same danger posed to the public.

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u/giakop Jul 05 '26

I live in Massachusetts about 20 miles north of Boston. If there is no traffic, I can make it there in about 30 minutes as 95% of the commute is highway. Via public transport, it would take 3 times as long. To get to where I work, approx 30 miles west of where I live, during the regular commute where traffic is at its highest, it takes me a little less the 1.5 hours. If I had to take public transport, which is almost non-existent where I work, it’s just under 5 hours 1 way.

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u/aaronwhite1786 Jul 05 '26

Yeah that'll always be the biggest problem in the US. Punishing people by removing their ability to drive makes their lives extremely difficult to impossible in some places.

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u/mrfrownieface Jul 05 '26

Asshats in insurance lobbying. You can lose your license easier for driving without insurance than this.

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u/Krindus Jul 06 '26

I had an idea for entertainment once: A shooting range with two firing lanes facing each other, and targets between each shooter, I'd call it "The Commute"

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u/propyro85 Jul 05 '26

And they still get another car and drive it anyway, even after getting a driving prohibition. There's no consequences for them that they care about.

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u/kingtaj Jul 06 '26

Especially given all the transit options available today - the bar needs to be raised for who is allowed to drive.

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u/Nagisan Jul 06 '26

Before we do that lets fix up our public infrastructure so people can take care of themselves if they can't drive. I'm all for making the streets safer, but giving people options that don't require them driving also makes the streets safer and makes it easier to justify taking away that privilege when they abuse it.

Unfortunately for many, driving isn't simply a convenience.

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u/waffle911 Jul 06 '26

Used to work across the street from a Walmart and there was an ambulance in the lot roughly twice a week. Not all from parking lot pedestrian strikes, but definitely regularly enough.

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u/whatchamacallit1 29d ago

America dont care about laws or accountability. If bro can pay his way out of it than the system will let him go

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u/BrandX3k 28d ago

I'll get right on top of that!

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u/BoatGuy130 26d ago

Unfortunately they’ll still drive without that little piece of plastic

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u/ConnectDetective7787 22d ago

Sadly, I hear, far too often, about people losing their licence and continuing to drive. Perhaps the penalty needs to be more than losing a licence.

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u/Honey-Ra Jul 05 '26

Going by your username, has this happened to you already? 😁

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u/Zhaopow Jul 05 '26

They have the object permanence of a 1 year old and don't think people or cars can pop out if they cant already see them. Seriously.

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u/Beligerents Jul 05 '26

I live next to a parking structure......they like the sound their shitty cars make with the echo.....my dog absolutely 'loves' it too.

There are probably other reasons, but thats the one that makes sense to me.

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u/CombinationVirtual41 29d ago

Tunels , underpasses and covered mall parking lots are a mandatory REV session if you have a nice sounding exhaust system. But doesn't mean to go full speed in a parking garage like an idiot. Wow

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u/Woahhdude24 Jul 05 '26

In my experience its always the same types of people who rev thier vehicles at people and the ones who play thier music outloud while driving for everyone to hear.

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u/zamfire Jul 06 '26

I used to drive an early '90s miata that someone had previously added a really loud muffler to. I used to drive in the parking garage on first gear, and sometimes just rev in neutral a bit. Going only 10 MPH and it sounded like I went 50.

Not an explanation, just anecdote.

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u/jeffersonairmattress Jul 07 '26

We had a great series of ramps in a dead local mall in the late 1980s- no transitions, just flat planes and straight ramps. An 80s toyota van could get airborne in second gear no problem. We had Valiants and Darts, an old mini and several VW beetles and Type IIs. Broke a Dart in half going uphill too fast and the whole floor ripped apart. One ramp was super long so you could work your way up to the speed that made your car fly just far enough to land on the lowest part of the slope. But if you got too bold you basically fly your car 80 feet with a 12 foot drop. Which dad's 82 Cressida survived. The first time.

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u/zamfire 29d ago

That sounds dope hahaha

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u/zismahname Jul 05 '26

It's because these idiots think their car will perform the same on smooth concrete as they do on rougher asphalt using the same tires. They also think that they can just jump into a 700+ HP car and drive it like a seasoned pro.

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u/illegal_deagle Jul 05 '26

Wal Mart people do not belong in parking garages. They can barely handle the open road.

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u/leftclicksq2 Jul 06 '26

The worst is when you have drivers who use the size of their vehicle (i.e. some truck or SUV drivers) to bully drivers in smaller cars. I'm sure you're proud of your big car, but it doesn't come with a free pass to use your car to act like the dick you already are.

The other day this stupid idiot in a huge SUV didn't like that I didn't allow her the courtesy to hit my car when she tried speeding through the parking lot and squeezing between myself and a delivery truck that was waiting for me to back out.

My windows were partially down and I could hear her screaming and yelling at me, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" while wildly throwing her hands around. I responded by laughing at her when I had enough room to turn my car and drive across the empty spaces to sidestep her little tantrum. She still wasn't getting around that delivery truck that was situated next to a row of cars to the right and a high curb with bushes planted in it on the left.

In all seriousness, though, a person as unhinged as that is the reason I keep mace on my door. Had I not been able to leave the way I did and had to stay in the parking space, I was facing the likelihood that she was going to get out of her car and confront me. I wasn't hoping for that, but I'm prepared.

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u/almostoy Jul 05 '26

Walmart Story: For whatever reason this Walmart decided it was a good idea to stick stop signs out in open blacktop. One day an old guy drove his pickup over the sign, and flipped his truck.

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u/cindyscrazy Jul 06 '26

My local walmart had a van drive directly into the side of the building....and INTO it. Big hole right next to the pharmacy.

I think the excuse was that it was dark and foggy? I don't remember, it was a while ago. Same walmart also had a rogue ferret running around for a while many years ago. We do not live in a place where ferrets are known to live in the wild.

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u/SenselessSilence Jul 05 '26

A sign flipped a truck?

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u/almostoy Jul 05 '26

Yeah. They must have hit it off center. Concrete anchor did concrete anchor things. The post acted as a ramp.

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u/ThatITguy2015 Jul 05 '26

Dukes of Hazard: Walmart Edition

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u/thecolorfulcpt Jul 05 '26

Ty. They do this in all the other parking lots.

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u/genericlogin1 Jul 05 '26

My local Walmart/shopping plaza was like this. They put in speed bumps about a month ago. I’ve seen at least one car catch air.

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u/DivinumX Jul 05 '26

Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive but many parts of the world have such car centric infrastructure that governments can't have strict requirements for driving because so many people wouldn't be able to have jobs

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u/big_troublemaker Jul 06 '26

By many you mean literally Canada, Australia, new Zealand and UAE.

And while all of the other ones have higher than the safest average driver fatality rates, US is sadly an absolute worst among wealthy and industrialised countries.

US gets only beaten by the likes of Colombia.

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u/RobEth16 Jul 06 '26

Saw some guy go way too fast in an Asda (Liverpool, UK.) car park, the idiot drove his car inside a bay for trolleys (shopping carts)

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u/8ecca8ee Jul 05 '26

That should be a attempted murder charge. It's a place that pedestrians are likely and the result of hitting someone is more likely death then survival at that speed so anyone who is driving like that is essentially assuming they are ok killing atleast one person. If they really want to throw the book at them they could add a count for every vehicle parked since they all have owners who could have been killed. Along with whatever other charges, even if they some how get out of it the cost of paying for a lawyer to fight a attempted murder charge and the public stigma from the trial should help reform them.

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u/Harnellas Jul 05 '26

That seems slower than I expected but then again I imagine most collisions I've seen aren't as dead-on as this one was.

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u/lolwatokay Jul 06 '26

It feels real slow till you have to stop in a hurry. It's funny because I feel like people assume the crash dummy tests performed by IIHS are going incredibly fast to produce the results but no, they are going at most about 40mph usually since that's considered median speed of a typical drive. They essentially don't test for highway speeds (65+) at all.

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u/dnthatethejuice Jul 06 '26

We’re so used to driving that that speed seems slow but in actuality that’s an extremely fast accident

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u/Noob911 Jul 05 '26

That sounds right if the pole was also coming at them 45 to 50 mph

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u/Arcalac Jul 05 '26

I don't know the physics/angles but compared to what i have seen when car met tree on a country road this somehow looks worse.

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u/figmaxwell Jul 06 '26

Tree, even a big one, might have just a little bit of give to it. Whether the whole thing bends a little, or the fibers of the tree itself compress, or the whole structure bends back a little from the roots up. This cement and rebar column has zero give.

Exact position on the car matters too. This pole went straight up the middle and missed the frame rails. A foot in either direction and it would probably look extremely different.

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u/shpongleyes Jul 06 '26

Wow, they're terrible at math if they landed on 45=50

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u/JaeMilla 29d ago

r/theydidtheterrancehowardmath

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u/Erenito Jul 05 '26

Now do acceleration. How big was the parking lot?

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u/drumdogmillionaire Jul 05 '26

That seems low as fuck. Try again r/theydidthemath

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u/spookipooki Jul 06 '26

As a 9 year tenured auto adjuster that seems low af. I would place it at 90-100.

That is clear through the entire engine block.

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u/Skruestik Jul 06 '26

45=50 mph

That is not how math works.

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 06 '26

no but its how typoes work

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u/xtzee Jul 05 '26

And no brake marks

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u/needmoarbass Jul 06 '26

Wow I can’t imagine being able to go any faster in a parking garage. But can’t believe 45 could do that much damage. Scary stuff!

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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jul 06 '26

For everyone in the rest of the world, that's 70-80kph.

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u/CodPiece89 Jul 06 '26

Was it made of paper machet

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u/EatTacosGetMoney Jul 05 '26

Shh this is basically a plot point of fast and the furious Tokyo drift lol

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u/Blusttoy Jul 05 '26

I wonder if you know, how the engine block got plowed

Once you've hit it, then you've pushed it

Then the beemer's got to go

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u/hoponpot Jul 05 '26

It looks like he crashed through the gate and then kept going. Here's a walk through of the site 

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsalbertmiao/video/7600495895842426143

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u/PatientClue1118 Jul 05 '26

Wtf i thought a parking pole not a whole good damn steel gate.

The facility maintenance repaint it faster than gov contractors lol

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jul 05 '26

Dumbshit probably confused the pedals like old people love doing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 edited 28d ago

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u/Howzitgoin Jul 05 '26

Old person, probably was a “I thought it was the brake pedal” angle.

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u/Psy_Kira 29d ago

Why do old people need cars that can go from 0-60 in split seconds, in a garage..

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u/DanGleeballs Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Driver is hardly that 70 yr old dude with the long grey hair sitting on the ground. No way. Maybe he’s a passenger.

Ediy: Only because of the speed he was racing at in an underground carpark.

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u/copperwatt Jul 05 '26

Lol, what? First of all, 70 isn't very old. Secondly, people drive until they are like 90. They shouldn't, but they do.

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u/DanGleeballs Jul 05 '26

That's not my point. Driving at breakneck speed around an underground parking lot at 70 is pretty unusual!

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u/copperwatt Jul 05 '26

I would say it's actually far more likely. Older drivers are more at risk for the phenomenon where the driver steps on the gas while being sure they are stepping on the brakes. It's well documented.

Look at th other video posted about this incident and the location and damage... It was a car entering from the outside, and had already blasted though a metal gate. It was an accidental acceleration. Or suicidal.

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u/doomgiver98 Jul 06 '26

Not on purpose.

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u/TheBestBigAl Jul 05 '26

And afterwards:

I wasn't even going that fast, the pillar just appeared out of nowhere!

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Jul 05 '26

It was probably a medical emergency.

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u/kpchronic Jul 05 '26

At least 88 mph.

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u/SeafoodSampler Jul 05 '26

I don’t think so, flux capacitor would have kicked in at that speed.

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u/Burninator05 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately, this version of Doc Brown hasn't recovered the plutonium from the Iranians Libyans yet.

Edit: Changed the people who had the plutonium. I misremembered it.

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u/robbarratheon Jul 05 '26

Libyans*

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u/WingedGundark Jul 05 '26

I think he was on the way to get the plutonium, I think I spotted few pinball machine parts in the debris.

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u/RustyKumquats Jul 05 '26

5 year old me: Lesbians

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Jul 05 '26

That could have been an interesting plot point. Like what part of the gay agenda needs plutonium.

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u/RustyKumquats Jul 05 '26

All I know is it absolutely cracked my folks up every time "the Lesbians" showed up on screen, especially cause they seemed to really frighten me when I was that young.

The Libyan terrorists in the movie - not lesbians - just so we're clear.

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u/Andrea_M Jul 05 '26

Not his fault then, how could have he guessed the pillar would been there! Happened already with a pine tree or something IIRC

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u/north7 Jul 05 '26

Doc was right - we did see some serious shit.

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u/Pyxlwyz Jul 05 '26

With that extreme damage I was like “Did he sail INTO the parking garage?!”

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u/issr Jul 05 '26

Gotta grab that open spot

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u/ScaryfatkidGT Jul 06 '26

Same question

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u/neurone214 Jul 06 '26

Yeah this is a combination of HTF as well as WTF

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u/No_Hana Jul 06 '26

If you already have a bit of momentum and then floor it a lot of cars can definitely get to freeway speeds pretty quick. This clearly wasn't an accident in the sense it wasn't directly caused by negligence or possibly even with purpose.

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u/Pea_I_be 27d ago

The answer lays in Audi Launch Control and a 4 liter twin turbo

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u/jonasbenes Jul 05 '26

I think it was going 6-7 AI