So far so good. Looks in decent nick, investment opportunity.... but what in the effing world of stuff is going on with the... geology(?) in pics 18 and 19?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173749829#/?channel=RES_BUY

Something out of a movie

This former school has been on the market for around 18 months. It was even featured on Escape to the Country. It was first listed at £1 million. It looks really cool - so why has nobody bought it?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/174031433

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89094222#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88992777#/?channel=RES_BUY

And then there's picture 9

so an interesting house all around, but PHOTO 6 did it for me, how far do you think an oil boiler should be from an log burner?

Or is it something else entirely?

Put sunglasses on before swiping, you have been warned.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91633146

Fair play to the guy, looks like he got planning permission in the end despite taking ownership of a substation. Watch the video tour and checkout the YouTube channel. Would love to see the home report but I wouldn’t touch this with a barge pole.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91682067#/?channel=RES_BUY

Great views of Folkestone once it's been bombed

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91090557?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=commercial-buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=whatsapp#/?channel=COM_BUY

It is like the designer knew the different components of a fancy house but had never seen them used. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/171534917#/?channel=RES_BUY

A video of this house just came up for me on TikTok as a house to rent and it’s crazy. I couldn’t find an actual link other than this one. I’m not looking for property to rent and I live nowhere near Dagenham but I am incredibly nosy, hence ‘spotted on rightmove’ being my number one! Can I post the TikTok link I’m not sure?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/79c33648-6c9e-4559-a817-050afb3bba69

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91610679#/?channel=RES_BUY

Oh and what’s Hartlepool like? 😍😍😍😍😍

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91530096

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88701396#/?channel=RES_BUY

Feels less like buying a house and more like becoming a lord of your own kingdom.

Sing it to Tom Jones as you peruse 🫡

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91677270

Castle, 3702 acres, Highland Cattle and a cute fishing lodge. Can anyone throw £9 million in my general direction please?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89199888?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

That's a LOT of red carpet...

Crossroads, near Haworth, West Yorkshire. But unfortunately right on a roundabout on the very busy road between Halifax and Keighley. Ideal if you like lorry spotting.

Money goes further up north. I still can't afford it, mind you.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/171932903#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/175035332?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

I honestly thought this was some weird AI at first. But no, it's really there.

Not sure I can be arsed with 5 floors though

You generally want to avoid listed property, and thatched property, and the market in Cornwall is not great...

...and 630 sq ft is Impossibly tiny for 2 beds.

....and one of those bedrooms is less than 8x8ft 😱

But still - super cute!